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Another dumbass messing up with big cats

Another dumbass messing up with big cats

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Hmmm. I wonder why this outer fence is here


AdAppropriate101

Idk man, but you should come and feel this big cat OwO


DeaconNuno

Unlike *you* cowards, I’m not scared and will go and pet it. It’s used to people! Nothing will happen. I’m very fast.


mouseor

Famous last words


YakadaYXD

*Arms unplugged voices


eljosho1986

Sclorch?


SidneyReilly19

/waiting for u/DeaconNuno’s mauling video next


SurveySean

People who are afraid are snowflakes


Chato_Pantalones

About as fast as a cabbage with a tasty hand.


thicketcosplay

I have held a lion cub at a shady Mexican tourist attraction They are not as soft as they look It's kind of like petting a wire brush 3/10 do not recommend


[deleted]

The fence actually makes it more dangerous. Everyone knows that if a liion grabs onto you, you need to massage its testicles. It'll let go almost immediately once you start kneading. This way, you can't reach its crotch. That could cause a very tragic outcome.


ultimaIV

I can't tell if you are joking.


oshunvu

Guess who’s going to the zoo now!


NOScapital

Dead ass?


Neptune3434

I’m waiting for some idiot to try this now.


chico224

Lion here, he's right, tickle my balls


TicklesYourInsides

Another thing I have in common with lions


fluffycatscrote

Hmmm


Luxpreliator

In an effort to possibly give the benefit of the doubt to them, I can understand not being cautious around a big cat. My little house kitty can be completely uninterested in me regardless of what in doing. Walking past her, looking her in the eye, my hand where it should never be, and she behaves the same. Some seemingly random combination and she wants to butcher me while I'm left reeling in confusion. Could pets kitty the same way 10000x times and she seems to like it but the 100001 time she wants to taste my liver.


wikishart

my favorite moment with cats is when you're petting them and then they start looking at you and the head starts to slowly go sideways and you can just tell the inner meter for petting pleasure is dropping from 100 to 0 as the murder you meter is swiftly escalating from 0 to 100. Knowing that moment to withdraw is critical.


Patch_Ohoulihan

To use as a stepping stool too get closer duh.. Now let's pet the big kitty cat.


JesusSaysitsOkay

[For those of you who want to see the whole video](https://youtu.be/h8Y10qx3liE)


_other_cat

[Huh. I wonder who that’s for. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/j3QcB7J)


DesertSweat

This is terribly sad. How’s the lion going to get a full meal without him in the enclosure?


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Jesepax2

Few years back in Quebec city Canada there was this small local zoo that closed to the public but remained open to care for the animals until the die of old age. One night, a drunk moron and his friends broke in and got into a bears habitat. The bears sampled his arm meat and decided to keep ot for later. Police got called and a few surgery later, the moron minus his left arm was on TV demanding that the bear get killed because he tasted flesh. I remember the zoo owner saying of course hes dangerous to human its a 750 pounds black bear. Were not going to kill him for that, hes just dangerous to morons breaking in his habitat. I like that point of view. The lion was always dangerous hes a lion. Dont blame him for doing Darwins work


chilehead

It's not like they had plans to let the animal out of its enclosure any time in the future. It's not all that hard to keep the animals separated from the zookeepers, or they could provide the zookeepers with [anti-bite suits](https://neptunic.com/products/sharksuits) - a great white shark can bite with about 4 times the force of what a lion can.


23skiddsy

Always having a barrier between human and animal is called protected contact in zoos, and it's standard practice for a large male lion.


Enquent

>they could provide the zookeepers with anti-bite suits From the site "Neptunic's NeXt Generation Sharksuit is the most technologically advanced suit built today. Incorporating the latest fabrication techniques available in stainless steel mesh" It's chainmail. I fully support all zookeepers getting medieval armor.


jbrandyman

I thought the problem was that if you turned your back lions will snap your neck? Or did I misunderstand the threat?


chilehead

They're wild animals, not [super villains](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpzWZri8knw). But seriously, you're right that they do tend to [try and bite the throat or break the neck.](https://www.krugerpark.co.za/Kruger_National_Park_Wildlife-travel/kruger-park-wildlife-lions.html)


jbrandyman

How useful are anti-bite suits against neck breaks? Is there enough reinforcement that they can't quite turn the neck far enough? ​ I love how I'm asking these questions even though I'm 100% certain I will never want to be anywhere close to anything that requires me to wear the bite suit lol


Interesting_Hope_719

No they won't. It's in a controlled environment. If people line up to get eaten by a lion, that's on those idiots


SnooPickles1731

Its not that they develop a taste for human flesh, its that the realise that humans are easy prey. My uncle is a game ranger in SA, the area he covers is the southern part of the Kruger National park and outlying areas. According to him, once a lion, leopard etc first kills a human they have to put it down cause it will never stop. Even if they do not kill a human, but the native’s cattle or goats. Its about easy prey and they do not have to work hard to locate, chase and kill the prey. Also, once a lion has first killed a human they get bolder and lose their fear of humans, some even as bold as walking into the villiage in broad daylight and snatching a kid away. For anyone that has not seen a lion take down an animal, its brutal. Sometimes they start feeding before the animal, or god forbid human, is still alive. The old movie “The ghost and the darkness” is pretty close to being correct….


cookiesR4me

Wow is that a thing?? Animals developing a taste for humans??


Dotcom73

this would be a case of “i heard this is true from some guy that told me that his friend worked at a zoo and that is what happens.” jesus christ people. don’t believe everything you hear. they don’t “get a taste for humans”.


ihwip

This myth stems from the tradition of hunting down and killing animals as revenge for harming a human. One day someone probably asked, "why do we have to kill it? It was just a stupid animal," and this was the excuse they gave.


Baberam7654

LOL seriously “oh no, now he is gonna try to eat every idiot who sticks his arm through the cage…..whatever shall we do?!’?!”


badgersprite

We don’t taste that good. Animals aren’t killing us to eat us, they’re usually biting us in self defence, territoriality or generally because we’re pissing them off. In cases where animals are killing humans for food it’s usually desperation because we’ve encroached on their territory and wiped out other food sources which is 100% not the case in zoos.


TeddysBookOfFriends

Probably more like "oh! so I can eat those". Not sure, though. I have no knowledge.


th3BeastLord

That's what I always assumed the phrase meant. It's not like they develop some insatiable love of human meat.


thedudeabides80

Mmm mmm mmmmm loves me some long pig…. *the lion probably.


Iizsatan

I was a fan of Jim Corbett books back when I was a kid (famous hunter in India about a century ago) and according to him, this can happen. Specially in older and less abled predators. If you can't run fast, hard to chase down a deer. A cow in captivity is easier kill. A puny human easiest.


GroundedSearch

I think people today don't realize that we are terrible "apex predators". We're weak, slow, have no protective fur or dangerous claws. The only advantages we have over most of our competition for top of the food chain is our inventive, imaginative brains, opposable thumbs, and our ability to just ....go...and go...and go, forrrr-evvvv-errrr. Our ancestors survived monsters like these big cats and worse by teaching them one very sharp lesson: if you mess with a human, or God forbid one of our children, we will find you, we will kill you, and then we'll do the same to all of your friends. Go find someone else to eat.


23skiddsy

It's not. Dangerous animals are generally worked protected contact and nobody enters their space with them. I actually know of some grizzlies at a zoo that have eaten a person before and nobody has any issue with it. A wild animal with a taste for people or is otherwise dangerous too stay in situ may actually get moved to a zoo if it's rare enough (I know a Malayan Tiger who did this).


ApologeticCannibal

It's not


cantcme917

Nope. The animal is gonna be kept alive to bring in more visitors for money. When they feed animals they have special engineered contraption and procedures to keep animal and human separate in these cases. Sucks he had to get a rubber bullet to the side for an idiot.


kungfupunker

This isn't a zombie movie the animal isn't going to get an insatiable taste for humans you fool. It's a predator we were always pray. It will eat what it can get.


R00t240

Doesn’t look like the kind of place that follows the rules so maybe not.


New_Metal9534

Hopefully they didn't put the cat down for his stupidity


XAgentNovemberX

Looks like rock salt, which would hurt like a mother fucker but a cat that big won’t care.


didwanttobethatguy

“Seasoning! Just what this hand needed.”


Otacon56

EY human! Bring over the Pepper gun now wontcha!


[deleted]

You can see if the video it looks like a gun is fired at the lion and it almost does nothing, idk if it was a tranq gun or a normal one but the dude is not letting go of that hand lmfao Edit: It was apparently being pelted with rocks and that was what the dust was. Sorry for not being fluent in what gun shots or tranq shots hitting an animal looks like. Thanks to u/thesaddestpanda for pointing that out


FlamingRevenge

Where/when?


CadKel07

About the 7 second mark.


Jjrage1337

It's hard to tell what it is. In my head it seems like someones just throwing a drink or something similar at it. It does seem to move pretty fast so I'm not really sure though.


bkyona

yes, it looks more like the splash of 'water' than anything else.......


thesaddestpanda

The article says bystanders were pelting this poor animal with stones the whole time. At the 7 second mark the lion is hit in the face with a stone. Thankfully, it wasn't shot.


veteja

There are more stupid people on earth than lions. Shoot the man...


TheExtraMayo

Just.. why.. I don't even need bars or signs to tell me to stay back. I have millions of years of instincts for that


lamarjacksonMVP2020

You’d be amazed at just how many idiots are truly out there in this world. Makes driving on the road everyday scarier the more you think about it.


Meat_Vegetable

In the old days the stupid ones died young, now that they're coddled they live to adulthood.


[deleted]

Darwinism has become a myth, unfortunately.


astrobuc

Apparently someone needs it...and hooked on phonics


mouseor

Hooked on phonics... Lol been a long time since I heard that


lunchboxdeluxe

What a flashback, right?


mouseor

Finger licking good


CelticHades

Lol, Have you seen lion's tongue? There won't be any finger left if he licked.


hippopotma_gandhi

Tongue aside, have you seen the videos of them playing tug of war against multiple people? I'm surprised that dudes hand didn't just rip right off


masterchiefkeef42

Lion is toying with him, could totally rip his arm off if he really wanted


strayakant

The camera man also toying with him, more important getting his video than getting some help or spraying some water on the kitty.


originalmango

I could swear I saw that arm stretch.


OG_TBV

For sure I saw that too. That arm is dislocated and probably severe brachial plexus injury


originalmango

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.


boboatsman

S A N D P A P E R


DogsandCoffee96

Ayayayayyyyy


BlackMamba1964

Hopefully they were able to recue this person. So they could then throw his dumb ass in over the fence.


traker998

I’d like to send the ending. Who’s to say… that may have occurred and they just cut it off.


mookiebomber

If it's only a trailer. I'll gladly pay $12.99 for the rest of the video


GgLiitCH

Finally an onlyfans worth purchasing


sirbeast

>So they could then throw his dumb ass in over the fence. BEST ANSWER


Chris2222000

Apparently he worked at the zoo https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8798027/Lion-bites-zoo-workers-hand-tries-PET-bars-cage-impress-visitors.html


RazerHail

What a cancerous website on mobile. I cant read 2 sentences without ads or unrelated videos breaking up the article.


RevolutionaryCost59

Dailymail is the worst news outlet out there you can find


Harsimaja

Welcome to the Daily Mail


Calicrucian

This should be higher


StrugglingLifeform

Only important part: “Eventually the man hits the beast on the head with his left hand and his right hand is released from the lion's jaw. “


ligamentary

“Other footage shows video of him provoking the lion before the attack.” Is also important.


Peaceful-mammoth

Full video here https://youtu.be/USeY-8jjv_Q


Just4NormalMortys

FINISH HIM!


Smores-with-Reeces

Cat-tality


Xen0tech

Animality?


Smores-with-Reeces

It’s a Mortal Kombat reference.


danger355

Lion was just trying to play. I call Friendship.


Ekut254

The real joke 🤣


unkey101

Stop playing with that cat we gota go...


J4halla1

Go lions!


Spwazz

Lions vs cowboys. Lions are in control.


Thawayshegoes

I’ve got to hand it to the guy. He really handled the situation at hand as best as he could


Ekut254

The cops wanna know who put his hand in the cage I think they'll catch this guy redhanded


TheExtraMayo

technically the lion was caught red handed


Ekut254

Caught red handed and armed lol


Plasmathecyanbolt

Man I hope his mom back handed him for being so reckless


agorafilia

He shouldn't be handing out his limbs like that


Jbyrd07

I mean someone should lend him a hand..but you know


dumb-reply

Well yeah, considering that he was being disarmed.


MaracaBalls

You ain’t lion


TheAsperGamer

He did something else.. But i can't quite put my finger on it


Brass_Ensemble

Foot


whiskeysour123

Very handily made puns.


Sorrow993

That looks stretched AF.


jay-zigg

Part 2?


Jward44553

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


mantang1

On today's episode of fuck around and find out. You don't need to pet everything


CatsRinternet

I like the one guy just watching. That’s me. Not giving a single fuck because dumb shit stuck his hand inside the cage. Grab the popcorn!


CXB1313

Yup.


OhBombYa

I don’t get what goes thru there heads when they reach in there


CXB1313

Guessing something like…”wanna pet da kitty…wanna pet da kitty…” on repeat.


kcfdr9c

Is the Lion okay!?


[deleted]

I blame Carol Baskins.


Calicrucian

Carol fuckin’ Baskins smh


[deleted]

Her treachery knows no bounds.


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Can’t tell which is the bigger pussy


Rajirabbit

Where’s the full video


NoodleDoodle-IRL

People don't seem to comprehend that these fences are for THEIR protection


bomba1749

holy fuck, that lion needs a bigger cage


bmbreath

That's a really depressingly small cage.


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Vaganhope_UAE

I was just waiting for the arm to get ripped off


SnooShortcuts9909

Me too. It’s like he didn’t know the strength of one of the biggest felines in the world. Like what are they teaching people nowadays man 🤣


SurveySean

That petting zoo sucks!


Dense_Surround3071

I'm actually surprised that for the entire length of that video, his arm stayed attached.


Qkumbazoo

I hope they don't put the cat down after this. If anything they should put that clown down.


TheBlastingTruth

What did he expect ? A meow ?


mouseor

Meow


hardboiledeggfarts

Why would you do something like this and not have a spray bottle around????


whiskeysour123

Or one of those gadgets that shines the red light for the cat to chase.


JypsiCaine

...a laser pointer?


[deleted]

It should just be instinctual not to stick your hand in a fucking lion cage


Bluekatz1

Lion. "Hey! Could you give me a hand?" Guy. "Sure fella!"


anitasdoodles

Lol he popped his nose like it was a regular kitten, what an idiot


imaculat_indecision

Oh man whoever owns that zoo can go fuck themselves


throwabearff

https://youtu.be/8OFHiQ4P3-c He got it back.


CaptKnight

Thanks for the link. OP found the crappiest video link to post.


ZeroDown777

Just let the poor lion have the arm


Billy924

Rip his stupid fucking arm off.


NeverFresh

Did anyone else think this was a chimp or a monkey at first glance and not a person?


actonpant

I took about 10sec to realise the odd shaped monkey was actually a normal shaped dumbass.


Chrchgrl85

Oh good, wasn't just me....definitely thought it was a chimp in a coat!


adorableoddity

"Chimp or man" is going to be the new "blue & black or white & gold dress" internet phenomenon.


Harsimaja

I can see this going very wrong almost immediately


ExcitementDry9236

I did


mouseor

Yes lol


AdLast402

Yes… yes I did


pomegranatepants99

No


ExcitementDry9236

Why are you downvoted


DayDrinkingDiva

Stretch arm strong. Anyone have that toy???


Anomalous6

Amazing video. The guy boops the lions nose haha. Also the lion is on a slippery surface so it can’t really dig in and rip guys arm off. The man has some good strength to hang on for dear life.


AlternativeCoast6

[A bit more of the footage before and after ](https://youtu.be/h8Y10qx3liE)


emf311

The longer you hold on the more the flavor comes out


[deleted]

This is strangely satisfying, I hope he learn not to put his hands where it should not be


lu-cy-inthesky

Poor fucking loin. No wonder it’s letting him have it. Probably the most stimulation it’s had in years trapped in that barren hell scape of a prison. Humans are disgusting


BrianMarshallUK3537

I hope was a Tranquilizer dart shot to poor 🦁.Lion. He doesn’t deserve death cause of a lower insignificant life form….🤨😵‍💫🥱🙄


TheSigilStone

Afterwards, I'd have asked: "What's the matter, cat got your hand?"


omniorzo

this shit is why the shampoo has instructions


mouseor

And yet there is probably some people still in the shower. (Rinse and repeat)


lobo_trader

He’s ambidextrous now. Lmao.


notzed1487

Wow, fresh news, lions WILL eat your arm.


sophisticatedyth

I hope they managed to rescue the lion 🙏😢


The_Molexer

“You want me to help you bob?” “No, just get this on video for Reddit.”


One_Collar_1135

Dumbass......


lowresferret

I rly hope the lion didn’t get put down but it probably did which sucks


BuildingIll1999

Taste like chicken


mycorona69

Hi Lefty


AsceticBlur

FINISH HIM!


nude_traveler

Every time I see these videos I am thankful that I am smart enough that I have never come across a large animal in a cage and thought it would be a good idea to stick my hand in there


Sbatio

Hard to feel bad for anyone like this.


Booms777

His arm got looooonng


goodlovingonebad

Another Darwin award recipient.


Bookworm75

Lion thought he was a Stretch Armstrong.


himpydog

You pay to play idiot


cyg_cube

I remember watching a video of 3 men pulling a rope and losing ground to a lion pulling the other side.. now imagine all that force pulling your arm


rikwebster

I wanted that lion to walk away with a arm.


Urban_Savage

When this happens, someone should come around with a machete and "free" the trapped human by severing whatever limb they have gotten entangled in the lion. Lion should get to keep his prize.


AntrimFarms

What complete asshole thought editing this video down to these 13 seconds was all anybody needed?


DubNationAssemble

Wtf happens next???


Rogue_Expression

Look at the comment above your's.


DubNationAssemble

Haha thanks


worm7890

Damnit!!! I wanted to see that arm tear off and the lion start to gnaw on it.


juneburger

From what I learned on Reddit today, he should try rubbing his toe beans.


Worried_Click7426

Looks like a fun game.


antmangreatv

That slap on the nose though lol


[deleted]

*boop*


Sandman_potato_man

Don’t mess with an animal that can kill hippos and solo drag water buffaloes


Itsmyfkncafe

Dude by the outer fence just enjoying the show!


SamFisherSaves

What a terribly small, unnatural environment to keep a lion in.


mrtdizzy12

I can't be the only one waiting for the speration?...?


Inevitable-Death666

I really hope the lion wasn't harmed. Its pisses me off that animals are killed or abused because some stupid human decided to do a stupid thing, let the lion take him, just natural selection