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He's a combat floof.


Lopsided-Frosting-55

LMFAO


cowboysRmyweakness3

Warrior woofer.


UndBeebs

A dom woofer


cowboysRmyweakness3

Battle bork.


GuruChella

Bork-inator


[deleted]

Next thing you know he’ll be sneaking Judas Priest albums into the house.


whateverthefuckidc

He’s entering the dreaded teenage years!


[deleted]

“You’ve Got Another Woof Coming”


whateverthefuckidc

“Delivering the Borks”


Rustyshacklef0rd1911

He will dye his fur and expect you to fix it before he has to go to school.


holiday_bandit

Begging for Vengeance


bjorn_mangosson

“Some Balls Are Gonna Roll”


ShiftyBizkits

The Green Mana-leashy!


pantyhosewimp

Now when the masters away and the doggie looks, The smells from the kitchen while the sausage cooks, You catch me sneaking around trying to do what doggies do. *Duh nu na. Dunt dunt duh.* I can’t believe that I need your pets so bad, The nose boops you give, bout to drive me mad, Barkin in all my dreams, chasin all them squirrels I can’t even see. *Duh nu na. Dunt dunt duh.* Cause you got the green long leashy with the the spiky crown, All my digging is up, all my poopy is brown. Just taking my squeaky toy and throw it away, Leaving me here, trying to keep from chasing you. *Duh nu na. Dunt dunt duh.*


AnotherBookWyrm

Apex of modern art, this.


FoldOne586

Op comes home and hears something. What is that? I know what that is! That's music! Op burts into the puppers room. What is that?!? A twisted sister pin??? ON YOUR COLLAR?!? I CARRIED AN M16 AN YOU CARRY THAT THAT THAT.... CHEW TOY!!!


QDP-20

BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW 🎶🎸🤠


WaitingToBeTriggered

I’M A METAL MACHINE


YeeterKeks

WHOA-O-O-O-A-OH, DEMONS COME AT NIGHT AND THEY BRING THE END


HumanChicken

“Finally, someone who *gets me!*” - the dog


BazWorkAcntPlsBePG

"gooshhhhh" - the dog


Unlucky_Shift25

Its not a phase mom!


alliandoalice

Get the dog to hot topic


wholesomevibeso

He got the spike collar drip


nihilistic-simulate

It’s not a phase mom!


whateverthefuckidc

Fetish Boye


ansh-27

No.


whateverthefuckidc

Yes


ansh-27

Stop. Get some help.


can_you_quack69

I think they didn't get the reference.


ansh-27

Yeah probably. Maybe they did and didn’t like it


Epicgamertime_b0i

Bruh the collar unfloofed him


SkyHawk1081

It’ll protect him from the wolves.


Hambvrger

Maybe coyotes, but a wolf could crush this thing’s body without touching the spikes.


Remarkable_Fun7662

Maybe if a wolf went to bite him and accidentally bit a spike it'd back off.


Clause-and-Reflect

Spikey floof


Robertej92

My old dog had a spiked (well, more like studded) collar for years because I enjoyed the juxtaposition of an obscenely nice and very [pretty](https://i.imgur.com/1wmF8t0.jpg) Springer Spaniel wearing a collar associated with tough dogs (I know some will be disappointed that the photo doesn't show her fierce colllar but I looked through 14 years of photos and between her floof and all encompassing ears her collar is hardly visible!)


thrashaholic_poolboy

Thanks for trying. Your dog s adorable and looks so happy 💜


poeticdisaster

The fact that it's hidden makes it funnier.


NearDeath88

I'm in Canada but there is an American company named Coyote Vest that makes these. I bought one because the park I walk my Pom in has coyotes, and it would give her a fighting chance if she ever got hunted down.


GingerLibrarian76

Have you seen the spiky “coyote suits” they make for little dogs? I also live in an area with coyotes (and mountain lions), so I see people walking their little dogs with those. My dog is too big for them to bother.


MasonNowa

I'm pretty sure thats exactly what he just described


GingerLibrarian76

They said “these” - which I assumed meant “a collar” (like the dog in the photo is wearing). But the company is called coyote *vest*, so perhaps you are correct.


JaekBot2K

Psst.... your friend is subtly advertising that they're into some kinky shit and testing your response... your dog is ok btw, it's you they're after Edit: sp... your/you're got right past me and I'm deeply ashamed...


whateverthefuckidc

I’m sending her this comment right now 😂


JaekBot2K

You're welcome 😉


DroidChargers

Well, how did she respond? Did the Reddit wingman help??


[deleted]

She promptly threw up and then filed a restraining order on OP


JaekBot2K

I like to think they're living their best life together now


suckmapen

Her? 😔


amido-black

Yeah word who just has this laying around the house lol


Yoshmaster

Punks, metalheads and goths


manbruhpig

Billie Eilish fans


whateverthefuckidc

Quite a lot of people tbh…


amido-black

Idk bro I was always a cat person


taintedcake

We must have different lifestyles/friend groups because my experience varies greatly


FecusTPeekusberg

I still have my spike and pyramid stud cuffs from high school.


delvach

Bad little piggies, that's who.


GobLinUnleashed

Your dog is having a villain arch


Capitalist_MEMER

TACTICAL FLOOF INCOMING


TimHung931017

"Meet Gorbrog, destroyer of worlds"


Medium_Neat_558

Cute floof


GooseJaw

It’s like something out of a Pixar movie. He wears this collar and has a really deep voice, and all the other pets on your block are scared of him.


EM05L1C3

Lmao he’s a bad boy now


thespeedofpain

It’s not a phase, mom! This is who I really am!!!


whateverthefuckidc

😂


Holyshit247

Wrong sub r/whatswrongwithyourfriend🤪


vanleighvan

That’s legit protection


gr33nspan

He just needs a harness with those plastic quills, and he's ready for the wilderness.


pearl19966

Its not a phase, mom!! >:(


S-Go

#"This is not a *phase*, mom! *THIS IS THE REAL ME*!"


Brilliant-Cicada2863

That’s awesome. I would not mess with him!


runswspoons

It’s so he can fight wolves.


Vertdefurk

Fiercest looking poofball ever.


labarrett

I like how they have to hold him there bc he’s READY to give kisses


whateverthefuckidc

Haha how how did you know! Always ready for kisses 😂


greenbagmaria

Spike collars are created so dogs won’t get mauled in their necks by wild animals while they protect the property. That’s his heritage.


[deleted]

What happened to that floof


johngalt504

Does help make that breed look a little tougher.


Divasf

Rebel 🐾


Slight_Ad7118

That's his dog now


dublium

reminds me of those anti wolf punk jackets that small dogs wear with all the bright spikes on it lol


Panda_pup29

Punk rock lil fluff boi


gothiclg

He now has a new melee weapon for squirrel hunting.


whatafuckinusername

*excited panting* "Don't fucking come near me!"


masf

That dog is half Quoka


Remarkable_Fun7662

Love it. Looks so safe from coywolves and pitfalls and such.


Mandouie

He's a pokemon now


itshayjay

I have the opposite issue where my boyfriend insists on putting the dog’s collar on himself like he’s going to a gay 90s rave 🤷🏻‍♀️


iffyJinx

In the next photo the dog will be wearing latex catsuit


Immediate-System3521

I'm the danger? Right?? Right???


Early_Interview_2486

Next thing he'll be making a fetch-life profile .


wan_der_er

I hope this is either your dog’s original collar, or that she has pets too... All the other options I can think of are much less aww and wholesome.


anna_debrie

pov: when you are supposed to be the villian in a movie, but you can't stop looking cute.


SuperCoolPotatoThing

Living out his punk fantasies


wouldpetyourpet

I would like to pet your dog, although he looks a bit dangerous👍


whateverthefuckidc

Just tell him your safe word and you’ll be fine


zetaconvex

That collar is saying to me, "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum."


betsycrocker

Don’t let her pierce the nose!!!


Boomersgang

Tats are coming next.


bughuntzx

Well the wolves wont be able to bite your dogs neck now.


DariusMDeV

Does your friend live in suburbs or the country? That's legit functional for coyote attacks.


sparksgirl1223

This made me giggle 💜💜💜


clutzycook

Gonna show some labs at the dog park who's boss.


Kingston_Advice1

SPIKE.


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

Unironically a good idea tho


Dangerous_Upstairs

Classic throwback Pom


[deleted]

So uh..where’d she get that collar there?


Toxiclam

Dude looks like speedball when he was edgy


Suspicious-Ad6964

At least they’re enjoying themselves.


Carolinehilderun

Bahahahah


edwardianpug

r/whatswrongwithyourfriend


Glittering_Gate_1627

Very PuNk


kittymorose

I iz badass?!


WriterReaderGuy

He joined a bork rock band


whateverthefuckidc

😂😅


GnPQGuTFagzncZwB

Dogs can be awful comfort hounds. He looks very happy. When I was in college I doggie sat one of my housemates dogs for a couple of weeks. The poor dog was heartbroken at first but caught on pretty quickly that I had an air conditioner and a water bed in my room. When my house mate came home the dog was so glad to see her, right up until bed time, when he came scratching on my door.


Lucky-Stop9196

It’s soooooo fluffffffffy!!!!


Lil_Bad_b

Add some scene hair and guyliner and he's ready to rave.


Treece222

Now you know what your dog has been up to when you’re out. 😂


TrulyBBQ

So to be clear, this dog looks super anxious. Not happy. Sick of Reddit falsely anthropomorphizing distressed animals with some fake bs.


whateverthefuckidc

What are you talking about. He was wagging his tail and was super happy being the centre of attention. Go complain about nothing somewhere else


TrulyBBQ

You’re bad at reading dogs emotions.


whateverthefuckidc

Or - hear me out - you’re an idiot?


TrulyBBQ

Hahahaahahahhah you got me


WinterBlackberry5954

Dog is not happy...


whateverthefuckidc

Actually yes he is. Very happy


MILO234

Doesn't look happy at all. Dog looks stressed/uncomfortable.


whateverthefuckidc

No he doesn’t at all. He looks super happy because he was


OwOUwUOwOUwUOwOUwUO

He’s not okay [he promises]


hdofu

Oh sure it’s cute now until he pounces into your lap and impales you


TrevorSpartacus

So... what the fuck is up with that collar?


MungTao

Its so wolves wont eat him.


Nibble-1222

What breed is he/she?


whateverthefuckidc

Throwback Pomeranian:)


EthericAssassin

I'm more concerned about what's in the corner of the window :O


whateverthefuckidc

A plant? :/


EthericAssassin

No the other corner. Basically, the dog


SunfishWithGlasses

I don't get it.


TCivan

You cant board it, its hair falls out….


slimkat101

at least if something attacked him (tiger, wolf, mean dog) it can't bite his neck so it's safe right?


kingrat81

How does it lay down with that on?


jz0089

Remeber the time where dogs were able to stay alone for a while? Except the case that this person is traveling.


WhiteAssRussell

That collar is for coyotes and other larger animals to protect your lil floof


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[deleted]

There is something totally wrong with this dog. He’s being *edgy*


cyndi231

That collar is frightening. Take it off!


mmgammafff

Someone or that dog is gonna get hurt with that thing around its neck.


Hambvrger

Spiked collars are literally for the dog’s safety.


External-Level-7736

That collar is inhumane as fuck, you try laying down in bed with no pillow with that around your neck. People treat their dogs like they're property. My dogs will never wear collars ever wtf


Altruistic-Can-2685

That collar is to save the dogs life from coyote attacks you dipshit. You only put it on when you take them outside, he clearly put it on to take the picture


whateverthefuckidc

Actually the collar is for humans to wear as fetish gear. They put it on him for five minutes to take a photo before going to a fancy dress party. Calm down 🙄


FreddyLynn345_

That dog does NOT look happy. He isn't "smiling", he's panting because whatever your friend is doing to him is stressing him out. He's not enjoying it


whateverthefuckidc

I have a video from her showing the exact opposite of your comment. He was running around with his tail wagging because he was part of the dress up party. Why are people on Reddit so miserable


FreddyLynn345_

https://www.romper.com/p/how-to-know-if-a-dog-is-smiling-because-their-happiness-can-be-tricky-to-decode-9262183 >If your dog's mouth is upturned into what looks like a smile, it could actually mean that he is anxious or in distress, according to Kristina Lotz, a certified professional dog trainer. She wrote in I Heart Dogs, "A dog with an open mouth that looks happy, could in fact be hot and uncomfortable or stressed, neither of which would be considered 'happy' by a human." Just because I said something you don't want to hear doesn't make me miserable. I just feel bad for dogs whose owners can't understand their body language; it's one of the few ways they can communicate with us. Just wanted to educate this thread because no one else had mentioned that "smiling" does not equal happy dog


whateverthefuckidc

You’re trying to ‘educate people’ on something you’re totally incorrect about and on a funny and cute picture of a happy dog during a party. You’re miserable, end of.