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the_average_retard

His moves were better than hers


DontCallMePal

What's his insta handle? Is up for Collab?


AnnihilationOrchid

IDK man... I kind of felt like her presence had a little more gravitass.


B1G_P3T3

Take my upvote you comical wizard


_aQwus_

So those moves do twork.


ryansports

When I saw this and realized it was in r/unexpected I thought the girl might have dropped a little something out the back, it this was an infinitely better result.


noxi01

Anyone else think twerking looks dumb af?


gofatwya

I am the horniest bastard on the face of the earth. My dick gets hard when the wind blows. But twerking? That shit does nothing for me.


[deleted]

As a female who hates this stuff- no I’m not a jealous fiend, I just appreciate there are guys that don’t like this or insist on seeing it. It feels degrading IMO


gofatwya

There are plenty of things a woman can do with her body that are incredibly sensual. Acting like she's trying to shake off the dingleberries from her latest bowel movement isn't one of them; at least for me.


Luxynne

r/brandnewsentence right here


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣oh my …. Thank you, I needed a good laugh. I agree, many many many MANY more things women can do. And our little friend here will learn that as she gets older and starts to get to know who she is while her true confidence rises she will find those things. Subtle little nuances that can get a guy goin take time to learn. I do believe it has to be organic. She’s gotta really feel it and mean it. Thoughts?


gofatwya

You sound like a woman of culture who most likely is quite adept at arousing another person's libido. I would agree with most of what you said, with the possible exception of it needing to be organic, felt, and meant. By way of citation I would point to the number of strippers who have gotten a rise out of me when I am quite sure they didn't really mean it!


[deleted]

That’s actually cool, and always a compliment in my opinion. I know “accidents” have happened. You make a fair point . Appreciate your reply


[deleted]

And thank you for the compliment


gofatwya

Any time ;)


gliitch0xFF

Oh, so THAT'S what Taylor Swift was on about in her song, Shake It Off. It's about dingleberries. It all makes sense now.


name2947

When I shit in my pants, I just shake it out the leg.


elizabeththeworst

I think I love you


gofatwya

So, you're going to send me a twerking video? No, wait, scratch that!


elizabeththeworst

I’d probably put my back out at my age


gofatwya

🤣


theressomanydogs

I just cracked up in a Walmart parking lot waiting for my Chinese to be ready and people are staring at me.


Seriously_nopenope

So what you are saying is I need to learn to twerk... for bowel related reasons.


JVNT

Holy shit that's the most accurate description of twerking I've ever heard. I'm with the 'I don't get it or find it attractive' crowd. Like, it can be interesting and mixed into a dance where there's more going on it is okay, but I really just don't get the appeal of looking like you're airing out your coochie.


RudenessUpgrade

I like how you clarify not being jealous because that’s the simple one word argument they’d use most of the times lol


maebe30

All the shaking rushing blood to bottom leaves the brain starving for oxygen. I suppose one word is all it can muster.


[deleted]

Oh I know 😃 Glad someone understands that! And it’s true! Just a curious gal, that’s all 🤷🏼‍♀️


RudenessUpgrade

I’d say self respecting than curious. P.S. I’m not being a simp, just sharing my opinion for the other folks.


[deleted]

😊 I like and welcome your opinion, and I would have never accused you of that lol


Thanatos_Rex

> It feels degrading IMO I think this only makes sense if you view sexuality as something shameful, rather than a fundamental part of the human experience. We need to reject the idea that people can’t be well-rounded people that also like to shake their asses.


[deleted]

You make a fair point, a good one. I do like well rounded asses for sure


Neurotic_Bakeder

You ever tried it? It's fun as hell & can feel pretty good to loosen up tight hips.


[deleted]

Oh of course I have! I can’t talk about it unless I’ve tried! But the problem is my husband and I kept busting out laughing 😂 TMI- we’ve got a great, open minded relationship. So I said is this what you want? 😆 Hey he’s my man, I aim to please… So I guess doing it sarcastically it is “fun” but I can’t do it to try to turn him on. He just laughs. I do appreciate everyone’s differences. One more thing- I could never do something like that in public. I could never be an actress or dancer. An hot minute attempt as a fitness model created enough discomfort for me to realise my personality wasn’t cut out for it. I do appreciate the bold though, I’d pick a different crowd if I were her. But she’s not worried. I’m sure she enjoys it, do you think? Sorry a little chatty today 🙄


Neurotic_Bakeder

All good! That sounds delightful re: your interaction with your husband, busting out laughing during almost-sexy stuff is one of my favorite things. My dude and I tried phone sex while long distance a couple times and it took FOREVER because one of us would, like, misspeak slightly, and the other just HAD to make a joke of it. I don't see twerking as a turn-on, but it's fun as hell to do with friends! It's way too upbeat to be something I'd ever bust out in the bedroom. I do pole dance and floorwork and sometimes I'll do tiny twerks and hip isolations for some extra spice, but the kind of upright, throwing-it-back twerking this girl is doing is something I'd save for a fast song at a club!


[deleted]

You get it! Yeah that phone sex has to be on point to work doesn’t it lol… maybe I’ll try it again for him today to get a laugh. I used to do some super fun hot dance stuff before the possibility of being walked in on was possible, now we’ll… we have to be creative


micaiahf

Twerking is the stupidest shit ever I hate it and I’m a man


blahreditblah

It's just a form of dance usually done by black couples. Comes from dirty winning which is a Jamaican/ Haitian dance. Don't mistake what these girls do on Tik tok for actual twerking.


[deleted]

I’m not gonna lie, I’m surprised. This is why we shouldn’t assume right?


three2do2

Not to shame a woman for shaking her thang but it makes the women who do it like this look really dumb and attention seeking. I hate a lot of the tik tok and YouTube trends, it's not just women degrading themselves


Euthyphroswager

>It feels degrading IMO It is.


Moreinius

Amen


CarlosG0619

I straight up look the other way, its disgusting, and im an ass person, but for the love of god dont shake it around like its a maraca.


Brilliant_Ad3

Wind blows got me bad😂😂😭 Dudeeee🤦🏻‍♂️ You gotta relation with wind too😂


gofatwya

I totally stole that from a 70s Richard Pryor comedy film!


RudenessUpgrade

_Tis’ but a bum_


immortaltiger26

My dick is constantly hard but twerking somehow makes me soft


LostAgainst_Life

Its an instant turn off for me. Whenever I see someone tweaking I think of r/Trashy


accidental_snot

Same, unless it's the wife. Of course, the wife doesn't do it on camera. That's just for me.


born_in_wrong_age

I also choose this guy's wife


[deleted]

Tried to learn how to do it to strip more effectively when I thought I had no other job to turn to (I feel like I'm not out of the water yet... Maybe never) I tried so hard to pretend I was having fun. It just felt degrading and so so dehumanizing. I felt disgusting.


UNMANAGEABLE

If I have to throw an opinion in on it, I’d say it’s because there is nothing tastefully erotic about twerking. Comparing twerking to other types of dancing is like comparing movie directors like Steven Spielberg to JJ Abrams, Spielberg is able to make complete movies that are dynamic of all ranges, while JJ Abrams blasts explosions and ass all over the place. But the thing is some people like twerking, and that’s ok. It just sure as hell ain’t me. Also. Good luck out there. Finish up a degree if you haven’t yet, and don’t drink the bong water.


Trxster007

Man you can shake that ass in front of me any day lol


zenospenisparadox

I don't see the appeal at all. It's like taking a beautiful piano and banging it against the ground to make sound.


NeilDeCrash

Yeah im with you. I get that people like different things but to me twerking looks just absolutely horrible. I love sensual, slow movement so when it looks like your ass cheeks went in to a seizure it's just not for me.


n_bumpo

Yes. What the hell is that “ influencing”? Some sort of diarrhea medicine or some thing? It looks like they have fleas or bedbugs up their ass


TaylerMykel

When it’s done improperly yes it looks dumb. Twerking isn’t just shaking ass but comes from west African dance moves


Emotional-Engineer35

yes


FancyPantsMTG

Great parents though. Letting the kid look and not bothering the girl dancing.


Mizerka

when it gets you 50k for 10s vid? not really


_528_491_

twerking is actually cultural within the Black community and didn’t necessarily have so much of the sexual connotations it carries today


Koozzie

>twerking is actually cultural within the Black community You know, judging by all the comments, especially the ones about intelligence, culture degradation, and, I shit you not, comparisons to baboons...I think most of these people know I bet these guys miss that banned subreddit


_528_491_

you’re probably right. the baboons comments are... wow... I was really hoping it was just extreme ignorance but you’re right it’s too on the nose. which banned subreddit do you mean?? sorry I’m fairly new here!


tjallilex

Hey! They have to do something to keep the food on the table.


da_Aresinger

I've seen a couple choreographies where it fit in really well. Other than that, I would rather lick a toilet than watch that.


Ashton_Rarri

Depends who’s doing it.


MadKraut

I said the same thing a couple of weeks ago and got down voted a lot, nice to see I am not alone ♥️


DoYouNeedHugs

Right???


asavage1491

Lol but it's the most interesting thing she has going for her. /sarcasm but not.


Brilliant_Ad3

These influencers shall not be allowed to influence in public Enough damage already done to society


Shirlenator

At the very least don't do it outside the local carousel.


Gthophase3

Still unsure exactly what influencers influence besides getting 13 yr old boys appendages hard. How is it a successful business model? 🤔


-JaKiSoN-

Have you seen how much fortnite makes yearly from 13 year old boys?


OdaiNekromos

You mean from their parents that don't seem to mind where their money ends up, right?


DIABLO258

AKA making money off of 13 year olds, because the parents wouldn't pay otherwise


koufo

> “How is it a successful business model?” Because sex sells. Always has, always will.


umbravivum

When you live in a prudish society, sex sells really well.


JVNT

I classify influencers into two groups, the ones who actually offer something, and the ones who are just full of themselves. Basically, the ones who offer something are, for example, beauty based influencers that review and suggest products as well as do tutorials. These actually offer something and really do influence people because they can create or push trends, brands, types of products, etc. It's more informative content. The ones who are just full of themselves are the ones who just fly around taking pictures of themselves half naked on beaches or doing stupid dances or twerking in public like this. They don't do anything other than look hot and will usually promote things like skinny tea, sugar bear hair, or BS detox programs because it gets them easy money. Nothing actually informative comes from them.


scapo9688

This is disgusting


P1nCush10n

I know, right? Filming in vertical.. There should be a law.


scapo9688

The audacity


wildhazz

trashy


kirakun

That’s the birth of another ass man.


[deleted]

Ok that was funny lol


zenospenisparadox

Just keep twerking, it will come out any minute now.


Vertebrae_Viking

That’s not an “influencer”. That’s a soft core porn artist.


ReaperChop6258

Most influencers are this days


PhilHartmann

I mean she is trashy, but that is not at all pornography. It's sexual in nature, but you're sounding a bit like that guy who tried to sue the superbowl for corrupting his soul.


Frictionweldedballs

Right? Like Elvis shaking his hips. I’m sure their all satanises.


Uni1i1

Can you imagine that your job is doing that? I hope they learn how to manage their money properly while it comes because they are going to be some useless people when beauty fades.


SolusLoqui

Imagine trying to get a job and your potential employer googles your name only to find a bunch of public twerking videos lol


Scarlett_rose

Depending on where she works those videos will be on her resumé


willowthelesbo

If she earns a good amount of money from that, then I don’t blame her, tbh


Detsuahxe

If I could, I would too.


508_lady

Facts


watermustard

Better to have loved and lost


Naixee

Imagine having this little shame


mountain_dijaj

Society will tell you she can do whatever she wants and this is perfectly fine.


purplehazex45

That kid ran out of twerk


EmperorSaiTheGod

He made everyone around him run out of twerk


PleasantPessimist

God I hate humanity


Bloodeyesantana

The Worst animal/mammal by far


zion2199

Idk. Honey badgers are kinda jerks.


[deleted]

Shameless.


shitforname420

Damn how disgusting... Anybody has some @


Real-Television-3036

Also waiting... For research purposes.


billnihilism69

I’m pretty sure this is Lexy Panterra she has a bunch of youtube videos


Prophet257

Lol


zion2199

Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Where, where can I find them? One of those ex-girlfriend revenge sites. But there are so many. Which one?


victraMcKee

I just don't get the fascination.


BangBoom2TheMoon

Imagine having absolutely no shame.


Bazzinga_b_t_f

Should have gone to college.


Beanicus13

Yea girls in college don’t twerk.


R3AL_L1F3

Lmao


Feisty-Air-4498

I cant even understand how self entitled you have to be in order to do something like this in public like it’s nothing. I should have lived in the early 1900, not this fucking woke bullshit


Beanicus13

It’s just a lack of shame surrounding sexuality. Not an easy thing to acquire.


zion2199

Honestly I’d be more embarrassed filming it that doing it. Especially from 2 feet away.


KingDark1122

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Bulky_Law_5858

Brooklyn bridge park?


bigjoffer

Jane's carousel! Not the most appropriate place to shake your ass like that but oh well


Scunndas

Getting the bridge in the background, that’s the only reason to use that location.


Puzzleheaded-Big1680

Looks it.


Parush9

Yup lol !!


Bulky_Law_5858

Fits in perfectly there


iamdeathl

What's her handle for science


BoredomIsntNihilism

At this point you’re better off googling “sexy lady”


handlessuck

I would have had to continuously photobomb these idiots until they left. Also, fuck the people that make this behavior profitable.


drone1__

Don’t want to be rude but this kid SUCKS at twerking


gspi1005

It's a competitive market, gotta get started young.


dcamps8

This is so sad


Anonymut

This ain't it chief..


Blitzcriag

Why tf would the parents let the kid stare at that?? Wtf


skiemlord

I mean it looks funny but honestly its pathetic af


BlackConfuciusSays

"You go girl" "secure the bag" /s


afzalnayza

Kid was like gtfo hoe this is my territory


No_Seaworthiness_585

Uhh but what’s her @….asking for a friend


Additional-Ad3749

It’s awesome watching this without sound. It makes this shit look so damn stupid.


[deleted]

If you are influenced by that in any way at all,, you probably have the IQ of a lemon.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Least lemons can make tasty drink


BoraHcn

Than people call me a bigot when I say this will happen and it’s disgusting.


lex-gracey

r/imthemaincharacter


Kilduff_Dude

Whatc a waster, even worse are the fools that follow this shite.


imacomputr

reddit: Stop policing women's bodies, abortion is a basic right! also reddit: This woman dancing in a sexually suggestive manner offends me and she deserves to be burned alive.


yetanotherusernamex

Woah there. That's a fucking gigantic leap from: "women should be able to prevent themselves from being subject to the negative consequences of sex behind closed doors" To: "people shouldn't simulate sex in public or in front of infants".


qwicmbl

Way to make the dumbest comparison possible


theunworthyviking

do you know what a strawman is?


WoofWoof56

What are we "influenced" to do?


InTheFleshLight

She influenced that little boy into being an ass man. No doubt a-butt it.


medusaicon

That kid is mentally damaged for the wrest of his natural life. What a terrible influence.


ggbBoss007

The pull is already strong at that age


LocusRobust

Damn Lotta opinion for a strange tweaking somewhere thousands of miles away SMH anyway here is my opinion it's looks stupid.


TaylorLaPatrie

Skanky hoe


enzo-mac

Makes me sad to see a twerking girl and a toddler in the same shot. So unwholesome.


St3v3z

Society - "You have to respect women" The women....


mcfaddin22

Get sum lil man...


wowowyea

Making the frogs gay


Numerous_Tap_5573

r/MakeMeSmile


Tarjay85

Monkey see monkey do


Callmebobbyorbooby

“And that’s how I met your mother”


OKavalier

Would smash


19Charger

What she wiggling?


CoconutPawz

I love how at the end he lies down, like, "oof, this is too much work" 😆


oquechingados

Assquake knocked little guy over.


emosqueda

This is the cutest and yet the saddest thing I've seen all day


zorro7080

Which way western man?


ThenIndependence4502

That kid hit puberty that day


brigante-71

Jodiendo a las nuevas generaciones


International-Ebb948

Her daddy would be proud and boyfriend sore


trekkoman

The dad zoomed really into the hot girl twerking. He really liked it


sw33tleaves

This kid has no idea what to do with the neurons firing off in his brain lol


osirisX607

*Climb up on here*


Gstamsharp

Twerking is to belly dancing what public school lunch is to 5 star dining.


UmutYersel

Sjw: Women are not sex objects Women:


Jimberwolf_

she really not good at twerking


ThePastOfMyFuture

oh not the baby lord 😭😭😭😭😭 Lord come down now 😮‍💨😂😭🙏🏾


Kongtai33

"Papaaaa i want thattttt 👉🏼 😭😭😭"


skwadyboy

The asian women wearing burkas walking past in the background look particularly impressed.


ARDANE22

Empowerment 🙄


Global_Log_6649

Follow it off a sheer cliff


memeslayer1000

This must be good for the kid


ikarus189

Think of the children!


Makintosh07

*monkey see, monkey do*


Samuelcbadams

Can someone please explain the point of twerking? Why do people like this?


AlonsoD

In that moment little Tyler knew he didn’t want to play with toys anymore


raisinndasun

Noooooo!


geeknintrovert

"hold my baby shark do do do" - kid


Jitler86

😬 cringe


Galaktik_Kraken

I hate the internet because it inspires shit like this. Not the kid. He was hella cute.


arualstehle

She is ruining that baby


RedFlare15

On this day, that kid forgot about his Lego collection.


applesuperfan

I love people call them “influencers” so they don’t have to say “bad examples to kids” or “superspreaders of society’s bad traits”. No, we’ll just stop at “influencers”. “Influencers” to vandalise bathrooms, “influencers” to be jerks in public and to service workers, “influencers” to teach our kids to show their bare butts in public. Yeah, influencers.