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Homemade Brazilian train.

Homemade Brazilian train.

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ddarion

The bald guy in the back is NOT having a good time lol


Darth_Draper

He held on to that rail harder than he held on to his last few hairs.


cubemackie

Both of them look terrified.


Hops143

Prequel to the Gods Must Be Crazy...


500th_throwaway

Man, Hollywood is getting desperate with these reboots.


_YouDontKnowMe_

One of my all time favorite movies. Usher was amazing.


hungry_janwar

powered by "Budweiser"


cervezasforme

It was cool until they started littering


galatigalati

true. you can hear his friend in the background saying “don’t do that!”, but he did it anyway.


VLHACS

They look like the type where if they were slightly drunker they'd start rocking the cart left and right to try to show off to the guys in the back and try to be "funny", and making all of them tip over the side.


3y3d3a

“Hey watch this!! Paulo is freakin out back there let’s scare him more by rocking the ca-“


Spooneristicspooner

More littering


lithid

Trash indeed, until the jungle leopard receives a few tasty snick-snacks from the sky-gods.


astonishedhydra

Yeah I bet that leopard will love chewing on that can


lithid

Spoiler alert: it does not


Terratug

Exactly, more littering.


Louiscipher666

Tragically the train was later derailed by a beer can.


GoofAckYoorsElf

By a gorilla throwing a beer can at them.


beachdogs

Bro it's just a prank


VLHACS

Bro it's just a prraaannnnnn....


Lost-Zero

Yup. r/trashy


RyanTheLynch

Literally!


hame579

Anyone else wait for the real train to show up? Was definitely hoping for a stand by me moment there.


-Koran-

Yeah i was disappointed that it didn't show up


vagueblur901

I thought this was imatotalpieceofshit when I saw that


Grootie1

Oh no, you are correct. They are def shit.


throwawayippitydooda

Fuck oath, who the fuck travels over beautiful forest and thinks, I'll just throw my shit down here.


thugs___bunny

Yeah, fuck that guy


shotest0ne7

Came here to say that.


Walrave

That's the point I wished it was instant karma instead of sweaty palms.


Nord_VPN420

I could see why he did it but still isn’t right


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jamarticus

r/trashy


smooth_bastid

To he fair, he didn't start littering, but littered. I think he did it to demonstrate the sense of the height, maybe.


ask-for-Satan

“Next time throw yourself off to check the height.” -his wife probably


zaphod_beeblebrox6

“Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!” -Gandalf


thoughtnautilus

Fool of a Took!


flavroftheweek

I misread that as Gandhi at first. Maybe Nuclear Gandhi said that


-pale-blue-dot-

/r/unexpectedlotr


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danimal0204

Before he threw her off in the last video.


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danimal0204

Better yet drop the camera and let us get the full experience


YourAmishNeighbor

That's really what he said.


holchansg

After that i hoped for a train to come and wipe them straight from hell except the guy who was against


Koso92

How are they getting propelled?


galatigalati

Apparently they managed to get an engine and connect it to the board they’re on.


pugglepoops

Budweiser farts. 💨


intergalactic_spork

A sustainable fuel!


danimal0204

Until the buds run dry


GoofAckYoorsElf

Underrated comment


-ihavenoname-

Username checks out. Happy cakeday!


tankflykev

I’d imagine it’s something similar to a Cambodian [Norry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norry) though perhaps less deadly... “In the 1980s and 1990s, due to the civil war in Cambodia, trains were led by an armed and armoured carriage; the first carriages of the train were flatbeds used as mine sweepers, and travel on these was free for the first carriage and half-price for the second.”


[deleted]

Looks like they rigged up a motorcycle to the frame of an old train kart


Kr4k3n1ord

Plot twist: Super bright headlights appear in the tunnel


jarquafelmu

I kept waiting for a massive train horn to just make everything abrupt chaos


Darth_Draper

Double plot twist: The tunnel is painted onto the wall.


JustARegularToaster

Triple plot twist: the train comes from behind


ConnectDebate3

Quadruple plot twist. Train has a dildo tied onto the front


snakeranch

Two guys in the back looked very uncomfortable.


Daftworks

I would be too if all I had was a metal railing to hold on to on the back of a DIY train cart


__Emer__

On a bridge, above a massive ravine


FerinhaTop

fock! No littering!!


luke_in_the_sky

Not to mention they can cause an accident. That bridge is very long and if a train appears they will have no time to take this shit off the rail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlOST1Y9R1Y


Mendican

To be fair, there are platforms for people to stand on every few meters, so I'm guessing this also serves as a trestle pedestrians use. If a train comes, stop at a platform and get it off the track. This video is pretty amazing, btw.


aloneinorbit-

That doesn't really change the fact that their makeshift train is still about to be hit by the real train.... Which could cause quite the fucking derailment


3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue

>derailment Please don't say that... I'm already freaking out watching a non-derailment.


Huehnerhabichtsen

Couldnt he just throw a stick?


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Or himself


Yungsleepboat

Yes it's way better to kill yourself rather than throwing a scrap of alluminium down


Butler-of-Penises

At least the animals would have something to feast on and the soil would have fertilizer.


Crispy_pasta

I hope the littering guy gets really intense hemorrhoids


ArtVandelaysLatex

Damn that’s a fucking savage punishment. Source: have bad hemorrhoids.


SANTACLAWZ28

You’re obviously a litter bug


ricardortega00

There is a saying between mountanists that goes, always respect the mountain thi it rarely forgives.


[deleted]

I’d wish for him to like shart while leaving the house one day but damn


Omissionsoftheomen

When I was in Costa Rica a few years ago, I had the opportunity to be flown in to one of the parks via 4 seater plane, with a guide. They drop you off and you hope they come back for you later because you’re a 20 hour walk to the nearest town. I was disgusted by the garbage that was littered everywhere in this remote piece of the rainforest. We found a Tapir snoozing lazily under a tree, surrounded by empty plastic bottles. This video reminds me how gross humans are.


PoleRyder

The real question is did they come back for you or did you make the 20 hour walk?


Omissionsoftheomen

Yes. The guide wisely advised me only to pay the pilot upon the return flight!!


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StinzorgaKingOfBees

THIS IS WHY THE PLANET HATES US!!!


scroopiedoopie

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?


killerjags

The guy throwing his can off the bridge kinda killed the vibe for me


ShaftMasterDanger

Oh this must be Brazil, Florida.


LiterallYMattY

That would literally be hell on earth, the only thing worse would but if that city and state was located in Australia


ShaftMasterDanger

Oh you mean the District of Brazil located in the Florida territory of Australia.


LiterallYMattY

Uhyes


Topovfan

Don’t forget about Russia :D


LiterallYMattY

Russian isn't really a hell hole as much as it is just terrifying, at least as far as the Russian people I've met.


emragozz

Down vote for the litter.


beanis-man-

why do you think my palms are so sweaty? the planet’s condition that’s why


JonnyTheTerrible

What until you see what their government does to their forests


tI-_-tI

What does the government do to their forests!?


[deleted]

probably talking about deforestation in the amazon


josiscleison

Basically ignores and supports farmers burning rainforests down. Check up on it, its terrible.


lee61

Lol it's not like OP made the video.


Daffy_Cat

It’s not OP’s video


A-Fallen-Turtle

I dunno man... if you push off the dude who littered, you can just say that the wind was heavy _imposter style_


Askmeiwontsaynot

filma lata


Nefriti

Littering assholes


OMW2FYB1994

"I did it, I finally got a fire started after trying for 6 hours! I won't freeze to death!" Prolly the words of the random lost hiker down below before getting pelted in the head by a can of budweiser.


ThisCityWantsMeDead

I love how people are trashing him for littering.


Penntandem

Now go pick that can up


hunter_mark

Why is the douchebag littering? r/trashy


crossedline0x01

Why is there always a guy with an american flag hat that makes everyone feel even more uncomfortable?


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SirShootsAlot

And now I’m sad


josiscleison

There's a couple states that are like Florida (mainly south and a couple of the center west). But sure, generalize all you want, america is so perfect, amirite?


LAROACHA_420

OK reddit we get it he littered. Can we acknowledge other things about the video please?


Haltmaw

I thought this was cool until they littered.


radrun84

Why u gotta litter bro?


ghost_ebony

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


powerfulsquid

ITT: people who really hate littering lol


Marryjanesbud

Me an intellectual: where is this in Brazil? How did they get there? Is it an active rail road? Reddit: kiLl yOuRsELf FoR LiTtERinG


galatigalati

I see the flag, so I think it might be in Rio Grande do Sul, south of Brazil.


pipebeck

It's called Viaduto 13 and it's indeed in Rio Grande do Sul near a town called Vespasiano Corrêa. Fun fact it is the third highest railway viaduct in the world.


ColFrankSlade

Just commenting so I can look this up later.


YourAmishNeighbor

1) Southern Brazil. I notice by their accents. 2) There are several active railroads, mostly for exporting stuff. Passenger trains aren't as common as in Europe or India. 3) As OP said: They stuck a motor into a cart.


LegitPancak3

I think they asked active to know if these guys were in any danger of a train coming in and running them over.


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>mE aN iNtElLeCtUaL


boomhaeur

Judging by the rails those are active lines... they’re nice and shiny


bfaceg

Ah, so that's what the side mirrors are for - to see the big trains sneaking up behind you


Brazlord69

Wanting to know the location of a place doesn’t make you an intellectual


Nigules

r/iamverysmart


Mothyew

Seriously, lmao as soon as I saw the can littering I thought to myself, well that was poor taste I wouldn’t do it myself but the barrage of keyboard warriors freaking out over it will be fun to watch. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Robert_Arctor

It's not just poor taste, littering makes you a trashy human and nobody should be OK with it


Marryjanesbud

See I agree with that, but it’s waaayy more trashy too then use littering as grounds that the man kill him self. If you want people like him too hear you, then present facts for an argument, not the emotional reaction of a 10 year old. Not saying you in particular did that, but I just read so many comments that some random dude should kill himself over a can i just had to say something.


that_motorcycle_guy

I feel it speaks a lot that most people on reddit just like to say oh bad littering! When nobody mention how highly bad it must be to be riding drunk on a private railroad lol


CrabStarShip

What harm does that cause?


Robert_Arctor

Who gives a shit about them goofing off? It's not about legality, it's a moral stance. Littering is subhuman behavior


danimal0204

Lmao I’m surprised I’ve made it this far down


Mothyew

Same 😂 my comment was in no way promoting littering, I also think it’s a shitty thing to do and refrain from it myself, but the reddit mob loves to come in riding their high horses acting as if they’ve never littered before in their life and it’s funny to see them take the moral high ground and talk down to everyone else


danimal0204

That’s Reeeeeeeeeddit for ya


KiwiiLimee

Now I want to go to Brazil


BenderDeLorean

Fuck them for littering


CJSplit

Littering scumbags


SoundShockWave

This is why women live longer.


LoCerusico

That doesn't look safe


ThePreachingDrummer

What phobia do I have. I could feel myself getting anxious while watching this even though I'm not there. Also, I wasn't bothered by the height when they were near the tunnel on more stable ground, but I was triggered when I could see the sheer drop off point. Am I acrophobic or is it something else?


Babysagwa7

Afraid of heights


mrgonzalez

That's what acrophobic is


thebrusselssprout

Is this a Budweiser commercial? Seems legit.


DookieSue

Um......[nope!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdKI1wj-JpI&pbjreload=101)


Logsarecool10101

And then they saw a light in the tunnel


Skeelo2412

r/holdmybeer


jo1H

So, this is either a decommissioned track with questionable integrity oran active track that could have a proper train going across it at any moment. Im not sure which scenario is worse


BoogerInTheSugar

Yes! I kept waiting for a real train to come out of that tunnel.


jo1H

When i heard the horn I thought it was one


DunkingDognuts

Am I the only one who’s kind of waiting for a headlight from a train as it emerges straight from the tunnel?


OneMustAdjust

Those are folding chairs


gfp7

Totally expected a real train coming.


DesastreUrbano

I was waiting for a train coming from the tunnel believing I was on r/Unexpected or r/PerfectlyCutScreams thank god I wrong there... but no littering dammit!


Bubgerman

Litter bugs


JobMaleficent

Poor forest. It didn’t ask for that beer can ☹️


Kauvicc

Why ppl are gettin mad with the guy who posted the video? Prolly has nothing to do with the gut who throwed the can


DebiMoonfae

Someone make that jerk find his litter and pick it up


ODABBOTT

If there’s one thing Reddit had taught me, it’s that Brazilians are fucking nuts


Cool_Drunk_Uncle

Is Brazil the Russia of South America?


SkyfoxSupaFly

Classy. Like the beer he's littering with.


asocial_ambivert

Littering ain’t cool bro


Awesomecool64YT

I was wrong, brazil isn’t that bad after all


meltingfrog

Anyone else just like "did that asshole really just throw a beer can into the middle of the forest?!"


Butler-of-Penises

Really? Just gonna toss a beer can into the forest? Fuck people like this.


Taklet

Brazil feels like the Russia of the south...


ABrazilianBlhrr

Ah, my people


Caffeine99

Filma a lata caindo tchê


Guguf22

Brazil is like Florida but a whole country, and I can say that because I live here


RXMR13

All I could think for the rest of that video was - that asshole just chucked a fucking beer can into the rain forest. Wtf?? Who the fuck does that?? I'm glad I'm not the only one.


eXclurel

What a bunch of assholes.


jEsTsBaCk

When the imports hit you like


dustymerchant

Litter and it will hurt


babybopp

#WHY THE FUCK...would anyone drink Budweiser in Brazil?


DEdwardPossum

Make him go down there and pick that can up.


CheekyKiwiKiller

Littering I see... Quite r/trashy of you...


holdupw8

You've gotta be a real piece of shit to chuck a beer can into open unregulated jungle


Talion_112

I hope the tossing bastards fall off with their crappy train, I expected them to go fast or do something cool, but they're going slower than a 6 month old shuffling on their butt


AaronBaddows

That murica hat says it all.


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I know that place, the real train have specific days/hours to move there and the train operators know that have irresponsible people in the railroads of the bridge, specially in holydays, weekends, agencies move tourists there, even older people WALK this bridge, then the train make noise when he are inside the tunnel and everyone in a kilometer can hear it, I feeled fear because I was walking there then I moved to a safe-side flatform, but then the train go out of the tunnel very slow. the prefecture of the city near want explore there as a turistic place, I think this explain why is so easy to do what this guys do there but if the place become so famous and visited then I think they will rise the control. ​ sure as a conscient brazilian I feel shame by the guy putting trash in the forest, normally this places receive more eco-turists than vandals but how more famous more people put trash, this is really I shame and a problem in Brazil. ​ this guy filmed his walk of 50 kilometers(3 days) in the railroads, thats remember me playing the russian game Metro: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afc5EgzY0WE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afc5EgzY0WE)


Loyalist_Pig

This is one of the few things I would actually do on this sub. Minus the litter


[deleted]

Of course they litter. Can’t be Brazil without it. Source: Brazilian friends who talk about Brazil. They don’t litter though.


YubYubNubNub

Crossposted to r/whitetrash


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YourAmishNeighbor

"Me deixe sair daqui" (Let me away from here)


BrooklynRobot

Wearing the international uniform of stupidity: US flag hat.


YourAmishNeighbor

Southern Brazil at it's finest.


Lost_Smoking_Snake

TIL in reddit that one can of beer = destruction of wildlife


SneakyEnch

#You’re going to Brazil!


jrcprl

Of course there one guy with American attire


JohnnyRelentless

Pretty sure it's from China.


Supersymm3try

All the fucking bleeding hearts on reddit farming upvotes for mentioning littering. Its a fucking homemade rickety-rackety train 700 feet up in the air full of drunk guys without seatbelts and the melts on here collective cry wanking about the poor planet and how it wont ever recover from a single tossed beer can.


ehtcollective

Would’ve been nice to see the damn thing


chromedome200-1

Fuck I actually got goosebumps from this fuck