T O P

Im an arms dealer, this is my supply

Im an arms dealer, this is my supply

CheeryRosery

I'll take your entire stock. Would you like my supply of mutant, definitely not alive arms in return? They have 6% whole more efficiency!


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

OP, Don't listen to them! I'll give you 1,000 Lucy if you use your arms to secure their mutant arms for me!


FierceMudcrab

Man imagine being the unlucky NPC factions that live near a player colony. You just see raiders attack the fortress next door one day and the next day you see a few of them as lobotomized slaves with prosthetics or missing limbs and being tossed out. Or in this case you’d look out your window and see a horde of disembodied mechanical arms dragging themselves across the planet to someone else’s arm storage.


fradzio

I'm now thinking about how much lucy I'd have to have stocked to decide to give it to one of my pawns. 1000 would definitely do it, but where's the limit? 150-200ish maybe?


Winter-Sol-

Six pills will last an in-game year and that changed my whole view. Since using it (typically on the three starters) I haven't had a game ever reach a point where I had under a years supply. Plus, if you send caravans to the neighbors, someone industrial or up will have some for sale pretty often.


fradzio

Are you sure it's 6 pills/year? Game years are 60 days each and you take lucy every 5 days, right? That'd come out to 12/year. Do correct me if I'm wrong somewhere tho.


SihvMan

Every 6.7 days, tbh, which still comes out to \~10/year. You can stretch it to every 10 days if you're willing to tank the occasional psychotic break, but that's pushing it and asking for a pawn to die by deficit.


Winter-Sol-

This is true. In my pawns case, this is heavily mitgated by joywire, half cycler ( not for breaks but just cause why not), and AI chip. By the time there is enough stockpile, perhaps 40 for 3 pawns, to start Lucifarium I'm typically able to regularly send caravans out and have acceas to brain surgery. Year 2-3ish. Also psychotic breaks are almost non threats with Word of Serenity from Royalty.


insecure-bisexual

Those better be vegan, locally-sourced, cruelty-free, hand-crafted, artisan arms


vvokhom

*Hand-carved And yeah, it is not a cruelty if subject lacks spine And does 'locally-sourced' means originated from the locale HBF (Human Breeding Facility)?


A-Dog-Has-No-Name

Also are they free range or caged humans?


wolfishhorse

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my humans cages. Too much muscle otherwise.


Ruby2312

You dont let them fight to death before harvest? The before dead adrenaline really improve the quality i must say


kuhripso

I'd be up in arms if he didn't!


vvokhom

They have to earn their animal rights first


tranerekk

does chopping out the spine make my prisoners into invertebrates? legal definitions are so tricky


vvokhom

r/ShitRimworldSays lacks content. You may add...


thejogger1998

Hand-crafted of course. No machine in production, just our doctor and a saw.


ConnorNYACK

Small batch


Peptuck

"This one came from a seamstress! You can tell by the metatarsals."


javerthugo

In Rim world “cruelty free “ doesn’t mean what you think it means.


CdotHYT

Who bought tickets to the gun show 💪


dicemonger

My brain immediately went to the guns interpretation. It took me far too long to realize the other, more obvious pun.


CdotHYT

In the UK we used to say you got a license for those guns, whenever people had their arms out, regardless of if they were actually muscley.


excelsior2000

Don't worry, we say it in America too.


Golden_Pwny_Boy

That's why I always keep my arms inside


CdotHYT

Cant risk the fine.


Lucius-Halthier

“You are man of arms.” “Oh no it’s pronounced arms-man” “Thank you but I prefer it my way”


Magmasoar

"What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."


KiroSkr

I still watch some scene compilations from that show from time to time. So good


oberon

Let's go get some men!


Oliverkahn987

You knew!


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand.


lone_cajun

What are you up in arms about friend?


Diche_Bach

With that kinda talk people are gonna keep you at arms length.


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[удалено]


Oliverkahn987

For bodyguards. By bodyguards.


xadiant

Great. Now I want a mod which increases the colonist arm limit to 6.


Lives2DieAgain

[EvolvedOrgansRedux](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2424381146)


xadiant

Of course there is a mod for that.


Ameisen

Finally, I can have Goro.


oberon

Would you want to boost manipulation for each additional arm? Or would it be better to let them do more than one task at the same time? Boosting manipulation would be easier to code but doing more than one task would be more realistic. If it takes ten minutes to cook a meal, four extra arms won't speed that up.


xadiant

But you could clean and carry better and use 3 two handed swords with 6 arms. (Manipulation) Also if you are attention deficient/capable of multitasking you could do two stuff at the same time for sure. I was kidding at first but there really is a mod for it lol. Someone replied the mod name above.


genericNPC775

"I only sell top quality arms on this side of the rim"


ItzRainbowtastik

*"Come closer! We got arms of all kinds! The 20 Melee Burning Passion arm, the arm from that one raider with the Sickly trait or even my favourite one, the arm of our colonist Incapable of anything!"*


sorrydaijin

Felt like the Matrix was glitching: https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/nra4i6/we_tried_to_join_todays_arms_convention_in/


[deleted]

Was about to post this as well lol


Schalkan_

Mmm uff xD I smiled a little bit I give you that xD


Kamiyosha

"Gentlemen, with this scheme we will be making money hand over fist!"


Zabbiemaster

arm dealer Armed dealer? Armed arm dealer?


Weswyleven

This looks hARMless. ... I'll show myself out.


Big_Chief_Hanzo

During my modded playthrough I was an anus dealer, that was fun. Instead of harvesting organs I would harvest their Anus.


Beanish179

I see this post has weapons in the form of words.


griggori

Angry upvote


[deleted]

What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


Thundercatsffs

Better keep flames away from your child-stock or you risk having to deal with... Small Arm's fire.... Il see my way out.


SupKilly

Masterfully executed.


Thundercatsffs

Thanks m8 <3


scarecrow4_20

https://v.redd.it/ft4ynd4q11371


trappedinatv

Coincidentally this [Arms Dealer Pun](https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/nra4i6/we_tried_to_join_todays_arms_convention_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) was posted in r/Australia around the same time:


Alberth64

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


S74dniuk

I have like a thousand mods but I still can't harvest limbs, how do you do it?


Alberth64

I think you take ''Could you lend me a hand'' too seriously OP.


zeddyx0

I won't ask what you do with the rest of the body


Lonlyboysh

Just rimworld things


T-West1

Fightmilk!!


papak33

I could use a hand


RonnyYil

Actually, arms are in hot demand if you do alot of raiding lol. The ones who just lose arms in the raid make it back home. The ones who lose more aren't alive that they need arms again:/


frequentlylaughs

Can I interest you in the Harvest Organs Post-Mortem mod?


Datura87

You made me roll my eyes, and I liked it ;)


huuaaang

I assume the meals are arm stew.


Volodux

Seems allright to me :)


deathbyego

I'd suggest building a track for pawn recreation and take a picture. Then you can say that this ain't a screenshot. It's a goddamn arms race.


kaooaw

I cant wait for your coolers to go out and lose all those simple meals. :)


bored1492

Penis? No, It's a bicep!


[deleted]

Now listen here you little shit


Crazy_Asylum

I demand you sell me bear arms. I have a right to them


Crazy_Asylum

I demand you sell me bear arms. I have a right to them.


lunaticneko

"I ordered Arm & Hammer." "Well, there were problems with the logistics so half of our shipment ..." "I meant the goddamn baking soda, not a literal arm and a literal hammer!"


bis1_dev

i think you took the right too bear arms a bit too far.


Witty-Krait

*rimworldshot*


WatchOutForWizards

Arms are like legs except you can carry things with them.


Iggest

What the hell is this? Was there a new update that I didn't see?!


Vegetable_Cod_4810

Sick jokes my guy


PassablyIgnorant

You're really... muscling in on the industry, huh?


largeChongus02

One might even say that this ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race


Gabbernaut

Finally a place to retrieve arms from. My drawer is empty for some reason


HardKase

That's handy. Nice handiwork. Can i get a 5 finger discount. Trying to get ahead in the arms race which is rimworld


majorpun

Have you been fitting us with weapons in the form of words?


GregKannabis

Armed and dangerous


NotsoTastyJellyfish

I dont need it bud i needed a flamethrower though


Erickdeviking

That's it!! I'm calling the police!