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import.girlfriend


Ok_Contact_1234

import {girlfriend} from "algoexperts.io"


history-something

Did it work?


Ok_Contact_1234

module not found can't resolve 'algoexperts.io'


blacksamurai1998

I got you my friend. You need to run `npm i algoexperts.io` first.


DakiAge

import {girlfriend} from "Ukraine";


MK18FanBoy

That’s not a free library.


pet_vaginal

As the meme says, to get a partner: * Step 1: Be attractive. * Step 2: Don't be unattractive. It's not only about physical appearance, though washing yourself and wearing alright clothes should help. In my opinion, it's more about being an enjoyable human being in general. But you don't have to be exceptional, it's a lot of very normal people looking for dates out there.


theprodigalslouch

I failed at step 1. What do I do?


kerbidiah15

Ask stack overflow


EddieJones6

Closed as duplicate


yoitsericc

Also downvoted. Your account is now blocked from asking any questions.


Skyrah1

Original question that was linked has no answers.


pet_vaginal

You can always improve. Why did you fail?


Useless_Pony

because failing is the first step of success... my dad never taught me anything further.


anonAcc1993

Step 1: have money.


KhaineVulpana

Great, I need some pointers.


christopher-thiebaut

Here you go: int* x


Icommentedtoday

Lemme dereference this uninitialised pointer: std::cout << *x << '\n'


L1n9y

error C4700: uninitialized local variable 'x' used


DakiAge

Please namespace::std mate. I hate it when C++ people don't do this simple thing.


Icommentedtoday

[That is bad practice](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1452721/why-is-using-namespace-std-considered-bad-practice)


DakiAge

Thanks for the link :) I thought it was harmless.


qqqrrrs_

[0x3a28213a, 0x6339392c, 0x7363682e](https://xkcd.com/138/)


decim02

Instructions not clear got a second dog to talk to as free therapy.


riplikash

The vast, VAST majority of software engineers I've worked with over the past 15 years have been happy married. "Software engineers can't get a girlfriend" is both a tired and an inaccurate joke. Stop beating the horse. It's been dead for years now.


_30d_

You can't just stop. You need a new dead horse to beat first. Maybe something that is still relevant like not being able to quit vim.


EddieJones6

I have coworkers that use nano because of this


IvorTheEngine

Both can be true though. Women look for quite different things in a high-school boyfriend and the person they marry. Similarly the handsome jock who could have any girl he wanted at school isn't necessarily an ideal husband 10 years later.


treacherous_tilapia

Plot twist: that handsome jock is now the senior engineer that is helping you debug your shitty code


IvorTheEngine

He's more likely to be the salesman who promised the client some impossible feature for no extra cost...


MegaDeth6666

He got the sales bonus though. Now deliver! *cracks whip*


100kgWheat1Shoulder

This is /r/FDS level stuff


enshmitty8900

As a lawyer told me once, "I've never met a dead horse that objected to another beating."


Prawny

I've spoken to plenty of women in the past that get noticeably less interested once I tell them I'm in software development.


robinator18pro

Or maybe it is true. Having a wife does not necessarily mean that you have had a girlfriend 🤔


DerKnerd

Wait, arranged marriage is a thing where you live?


robinator18pro

Well it was more meant as a joke. People didn't seem to take to a little bit of darker humor though 😅 or maybe it was unclear. Or maybe more likely it was just a bad joke. I live in Sweden so no, it is not a thing here.


CinnabonCheesecake

I never had a problem finding a girlfriend or a boyfriend.


GapBagger

Hit a nerve?


riplikash

Sure. Im really, REALLY tired of hearing this low effort, self pitying joke.


ovab_cool

First date she asks you to reverse a linked list


StanleyT101

white lines, indication of repost bot


m477m

"How to get a girlfriend as a software engineer" As long as she's a good coder I don't care whether she's anybody's girlfriend or not - I just want some help with this Rust project!


lookintothefuturem8

That guy is so annoying


lexsanders

I don't want.


R3dBar0n1

Same.


Fresh_Alternative_78

​ #include int main() { Girlfriend gfriend = girlfriend.generate(); }


Ok_Contact_1234

printf(Girlfriend);


Fresh_Alternative_78

Error! Expected primary-expression before ')'.


anonAcc1993

I have a great idea for a Gaas product.


Thadrea

Be a woman with a not garbage personality.


SuperNici

Https://algoexpert.io


DerKnerd

Don't we all just want the girlfriend of Dr. Krieger? Now excuse me, I need to tell my girlfriend I didn't mean it like that.


brittleworm

def find_girlfriend puts “Beat Meat” end


Columbus43219

that's and actual video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7wqHf3vFoE It's an ad for a resource to help prepare for interviews.


[deleted]

Show her the money