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Compass reacts to wedding theme

Compass reacts to wedding theme

sudo_rm_rf_star

"I'm taking a big risk here so I'm also upcharging you"


yeetgeeker

"No refunds either"


OnePufferfish

What in the fucking what is that


cosmicmangobear

That's a black person.


OnePufferfish

Ah sorry, I thought it was a Chinese woman with a Japanese dude


cosmicmangobear

That's somehow even more cursed.


OnePufferfish

Yeah fair, If I saw a pic of em renacting Nanking I’d go ahead and shoot myself


Donut2994

You looked at for a map


OnePufferfish

No wonder a Purple would enjoy that


Jaded_Friend_8086

you'd be shooting the wrong person


LemonX19

~~Sounds hot, if I married a Japanese woman I would 100% do it like that.~~


trinalgalaxy

You mean the two most racist groups on the planet that cannot stand each other mingling? The universe would implode if that happened.


ShakeyCheese

Is it? Looks like a white guy with a tan to me.


Bionicman76

*Good god…*


appalachicola2

Influencers 🤢


OnePufferfish

Eesh, I influencers so much. Blight on my generation


NightmareIce7

\*Every Generation


Previous_Cod1854

No dumbass, it’s a Austrian man with a Jewish wife.


veni_vidi_vici-101

They will never top the japanese SS-themed wedding photos.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

How about the nuclear divorce photos?


veni_vidi_vici-101

I am not aware of those


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Maybe they'll meet again some sunny day. There's a [plan](https://youtu.be/cIpTE-aHEZ0?t=39), after all.


Dikhed7410

I’m sorry WHAT?


veni_vidi_vici-101

Look 'em up, guy dressed up in a full SS uniform, complete with armband, I think they even posed in front of an Eiffel tower background.


jkang490

Whoa that’s fucked up, where can I find them to… post about how bad they are on Twitter?


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wtfnothingworks

Oh what the fuck the bride even has cat ears. Cause of course she does.


Flamboiantcuttlefish

I thought that was in China, in Japan it's even worse. Edit: Apparently it's a trend all over Asia.


Fieldrook1

Asia doesn’t give a fuck about the nazis


Sneedclave_Trooper

I’d imagine you’d get a reaction of “weird but ok I guess” if you were a White guy in the US dressed as a WW2 Japanese soldier. I think the nazi uniforms just stick around because they’re really distinctive and look cool.


[deleted]

They really do look slick


trinalgalaxy

We can hate the ideas they represent. We can hate the men behind those ideas. But they definitely knew how to dress snappy


SRIOUS_GAMER

(*that night*) Wanna see my little boy?


veni_vidi_vici-101

I think it would've been more like: "Wanna see my Wunderwaffe?"


D-boi001

"Stick ze MP40 in mein gas chamber ya"


veni_vidi_vici-101

"I will stick mein V2 rocket in dein Führerbunker!"


D-boi001

"Stick ze panzerfaust in mein Tiger"


veni_vidi_vici-101

"I'll stick mein Pak. 43 88mm in dein Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausf. H, und you will call me Vater."


BackBlastClear

The… WHAT!?


veni_vidi_vici-101

The Nazi-chic wedding: https://planitperfectevents.com/nazi-chic-weddings/ I mean technically he's wearing a Hugo Boss suit and a hat, so yeah.


BackBlastClear

I guess... The Nazis did have a very smart looking uniform, and it was apparently very comfortable to wear (Unlike my AF Blues, which felt like wearing a blue business suit made of saran wrap and asbestos).


veni_vidi_vici-101

Yeah, gotta be looking sharp when expanding Lebensraum, really herr Boss was the man for the job, the one thing I "like" about nazis is how beautiful them uniforms were. Also I did not know that AF blues are this uncomfortable, I believed they must be great, seeing all the memes about how the AF is spoiled.


BackBlastClear

AF uniforms, aside from looking like ass (I wasn’t kidding about the blue business suit) they were cut badly. I have broad shoulders, I don’t need padding, there was so much padding in the shoulders. The uniform was cut to look good at attention, but if you did literally anything else you became a turtle. The quality of life in the AF was great, on AF bases, but it sucked ass anywhere else (I was army support for 18 months). The AF runs like a corporation not a military organization, and it’s fucking dumb.


veni_vidi_vici-101

Yeah, I did hear the little anecdote that the United States has two wings of the military; the Army and the Navy, because the Air Force is a corporation, and the Marines are a cult.


BackBlastClear

It’s truth, if a bit exaggerated.


Salamander_Astartes

just claim that it's a way to express their femdom bdsm kink, that would at least have a chance to shut up libleft


geraldodelriviera

So fucking kinky they involve the entire wedding congregation lmao.


topboofings

> kink Not for a fuckin' wedding.


ShakeyCheese

From what I've read, there are black girls who are really into this. They call it "race play."


a4h4

wonder if reading accounts of black slaves who were raped by their white masters would kill the kink for them or make them even hornier


DEEGOBOOSTER

Go to any part of the web that shows sexual fantasy content in the theme you describe and read the comments. People be horny for anything.


Captainsnake04

If it's what they wanna do, I'm not gonna judge. Doesn't make it not weird as fuck.


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Toxicu_Manu_Requiem

I'm sorry but why do you have a *loli* pill? Did you flair wrong, purple libright?


Captainsnake04

Probably from this awful meme i added funny colors to https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/oeag3l/i\_added\_funny\_colors\_to\_possibly\_the\_worst\_meme/


[deleted]

Right. Interracial interaction is fucked up period, much less marriage 🤢


Robin_KC

It seems pretty weird, creepy, dumb, etc. ...But it’s their wedding.


Con-Von-Hotzendorf

Free the slaves and they shall pay to return to their shackles.


anon_never_known2

Lincoln was a deep state confederate spy who's goal was to get the southern slave owners more money all along.


AdamPanzerfaustian

That's the same tier of hilarity as the theory that Stalin was actually a Tsarist infiltrator that got so high up in the organization and got so successful that he flipped and just plotted to become defacto tsar


Playos

Legit... I'd watch that as a history fic movie/series.


AdamPanzerfaustian

If it's a series, every episode starts with a quote from a fictional version of stalin's diary, and every entry begins with "Dearest Nikolai Alexandrovich,"


SolventizeRepeat

The forbidden dominatrix?


starwatcher16253647

Hmm. I'm not sure exactly what their sex life is but I'm sure it's freaky.


nugood2do

This looks like the beginning of a scene from This Can't Be Roots XXX.


YourLocal_brit

Bit messed up but who am I to judge?


Infammo

Two guesses what they get up to in the bedroom.


CRASH_THE_WORLD

Is this a porno scene or a real wedding scene?


[deleted]

What is this shit…..


cosmicmangobear

I believe it's an interracial couple.


[deleted]

Yeah could they not do that without the weird slave stuff


cosmicmangobear

They're the ones paying for it. 🤷


HalfACupkake

True


Marconius6

Bit weird, but I won't judge people's kinks.


soundsfromoutside

This is definitely a kink and I don’t kink shame


Hardcaselj

Weird but you do you I guess, the party doesn't care how you get married


Admaril

Of all the weird shit people get upto in this day and age this is not a significant concern.


The_El_Boyo

I mean if they're both okay with it then I don't really care, that's their problem not mine


BigChungus42069XDXD

Gay & cringe


Lemonade_Cherry

I just- don’t understand why


Icarus32-

Me, a lib-right: "congratulations" ...


jerk_store_manager

Let’s be real…..she did anal on the first date so he’s paying her back with going along with this wedding theme


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jerk_store_manager

Depends on the anal we’re talking here. If it’s AJ Applegate or Remy Lacroix level asses then yes, it’s worth it. But if it’s Bella Knox or some other pancake ass then it’s not worth being anus whipped for


Illusive_Man

I don’t think the ass has that much of an effect on the quality of the asshole


TonyBaloneyBro

Yes, most girls don't know how to prep.


mred870

Nothing ruins the mood quite like a corn kernel up the pee-hole


jerk_store_manager

Oh goddammit


AgentFrank24

How to delete someone else’s comment?


Occamslaser

No, it's mostly guys who are denied it that fetishize it. The vag is like a 5 star restaurant and they are pining for the $5.99 steak deal at the Sizzler knock off by the airport.


Redpikes

Good on them seeing race but not giving a fuck about it


dansonquack

for once i agree with authleft


chriss1046

Keep your kinks and fetishes in the bedroom, people!


Gifted10

What in the actual fuck


AugieIstrue

If he’s ok with it, I’m not sure why it’s a huge issue. Sorry if this offends anyone.


TheMidnightMemer

Fucking cringe


RapidWaffle

What?


Highfive_Ghost1

Sounds more like a kink


jetstreamer123

This is fucking hilarious and I support them whole-heartedly


Pixelator3001

Why are you everywhere please stop being everywhere


cosmicmangobear

Too late. I am in your head now.


GuillotineDeNogaret

Authrights more upset at the inter racial part


EmpireOf-Evil-

And that he’s free ( flair up hoe)


Inevitable-Ad-2293

Kinda hot.


Hymnosi

ewwwwww... marriage


DryerForgotHisPW

What the fuck kind camera is that supposed to be you disgusting troglodyte at least steal a photo of a modern MILC you filthy grognard


macobus

Ok but my dude's got some drip


Time-Sand-1452

Is like some kind of fantasy that people have lmao.


NightmareIce7

centrist or lib I ask myself