Who else is joining the cast?
By - infinitysaga
Nicolas Cage as Ryuji. I think he could capture Ryuji's chaotic good energy
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Takemi
Keanu Reeves starring as Dr. Maruki
Is this a shitpost? I legitimately can’t tell. It’s *just* dumbshit enough to be true.
It’s from the reveal of the upcoming Mario movie, starring Chris Pratt as Mario. Not even joking.
Well, I guess that’s my cursed knowledge for the week.
Ayo p6 protag
For everyone asking, no this isn't real calm down
Also **Magician**, I can't believe everyone is leaving him out!
Ren-Ren by Hideo Kojima
Ryuji by Hideo Kojima
Ann by Hideo Dojima
Morgana by Hideo Kojima
Yusuke by Hideo Kojima
Makoto by Hideo Kojima
Futaba by Hideo Kojima
Akechi by Hideo Kojima
Haru by Hideo Kojima
Sojiro by Hideo Kojima
Wakaba by Hideo Kojima
Shiho by Hideo Kojima
Igor by Hideo Kojima
Twins by Hideo Kojima
Lavenza by Hideo Kojima
Kamoshida by Hideo Kojima
Kaneshiro by Hideo Kojima
Madarame by Hideo Kojima
Kaneshiro by Hideo Kojima
Sae Niijima by Hideo Kojima
Kunikazu Okumura by Hideo Kojima
Shido by Hideo Kojima
All Request Contract Shadows by Hideo Kojima
Shadows by Hideo Kojima
Yaldabaoth by Hideo Kojima
Hifumi by Hideo Kojima
Sadayo by Hideo Kojima
Mifune by Hideo Kojima
Tae by Hideo Kojima
Yoshida by Hideo Kojima
Mishima by Hideo Kojima
Iwai by Hideo Kojima
Police Force by Hideo Kojima
Junes By Hideo Kojima
Principal by Kojima Hideo
Students by Hideo Kojima
Teachers by Hideo Kojima
Citizens by HiDIO KoBRANDO
Hawaiian Citizens by Hideo Kojima
Foreigners by Hideo Kojima
Composed by Hideo Kojima
Directed by Hideo Kojima
And this is not even the director's cut we're talking about.
God, whoever made this knows how do make the worst creation possible.
I love Chris Pratt, but he'd be a horrible voice for Joker. But that in combination with a Persona 5 made by Illumination Studios? I think I'd lose a few brain cells if this were real.
Dude it’s not real
>I think I'd lose a few brain cells if this were real.
Oh God no, that studio suck ass
Wait they actually posted this
No it’s fake
what's the original for
The Mario movie
damn... okay then
Vin Diesel as Joker
No, that wouldn't work.
Pom Klementieff as Chihaya.
Thomas Brodie Sangster as Shinya Oda
Josh Brolin as Iwai
Fuck it, Andrew Garfield as Joker
he is gonna go mad and fuck up everything so hard, the phantom thieves are gonna choose ryuji as their leader.
Jeff Bezos As Shido
That would be funny, or kaneshiro but then again.....
I'm gonna need Idris Elba as Mona and Taika Waititi as Akechi, because why not? Lol
Unirpnically want Chris Hemsworth as Kamoshida. I want to see him play a villain.
•Gordon Ramsay as Sojiro
•Maisie Williams as Futaba
•Sam Jackson as Morgana (complete with swears)
-Or Danny Devito as Morgana. Not as a voice actor or in a suit or anything, just.Danny Devito. And no one acknowledges it.
Anna Kendrick as Kasumi.
Tom Holland as Mishima
If Tom Holland is Mishima then Zendaya should be Shiho
Robert Downing Jr as Kaneshiro
The Rock as akechi
The rock as shido
Wha I've been under a rock whats happening
Basically, Nintendo and Illunination are working together to make a theatrical animated Mario movie. The main things that's joked about it, is how it's cast kinda looks like a shitpost with the examplea others have given.
Chris Pratt will play mario in the Mario movie
Chris Pratt is voice acting as Mario in the upcoming Mario Bros movie, and it's a very interesting choice so now people are making memes about it (like this one)
Understandable. I heard about this over 24 hours ago and I'm still confused.
Seth Rogen is playing donkey Kong
Charlie Day is Luigi
Seth Rogan is donkey Kong
And if that didn't clear things up for him, Jack Black is Bowser.
and if that didn't clear anything up just imagine Keegan Michael key as fuckin toad
for a second I thought this was real
It is based on him being cast for Mario in the upcoming Mario animated film, which sounds just as much as a meme as this but is real.
Why are Persona fans so gullible?
I'm joking lol
Carry on. I mean some fans literally thought Japan copied persona 5 so even Idk anymore
michael cera as goro akechi
Charles Martinet as garlic shrimp stand owner
Margot Robbie as Ann
Amy Adams as Haru
Brie Larson as Makoto
Scarlett Johansson as Futaba
Candice as Kasumi
Jack Black as Akechi or we riot.
Gilbert Gottfried as Kamoshida
COME HERE SHIHO, YOU SEXY PIECE OF ASS. THAT'S RIGHT, PUT ON THE BUNNY COSTUME.
I read this in his voice lmaooo
James Cordon as Morgana🤣🤣
nah danny davito
Hoe bout Gordan Ramsey?? "Ya need to go to f****** bed Joker" 🤣🤣
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CURRY JOKAH, ITS FUCKIN RAAAAAAAW"
Benedict Cumberbatch for Yusuke
Okay, hear me out
Jennifer Lopez as Futaba
Tj miller as ryuji
Wubby would be a great ryuji.
Man even Atlus is making memes
Danny devito for Igor. Cmon
Can I offer you a Persona execution in this trying time?
Gilbert Gottfried as Igor.
"WELCOME TO THE VELVET ROOOOOM!"
Ilumination is making a Persona 5 movie? Shit , is going to be bad , i hope is good , but ilumination dosent have a good track record (sorry bad english)
Even worse Chris Pratt is voicing Mario...
It’s a joke
O fucking good, i was scare of a minute (it 2021 if Netflix things is a good idea to make a Cowboy bebop live action series is posible of a persona 5 movie)
Is 2021 human stupidity is on the high i 100% belive that some high ranking person in iluminasion could think this is a good movie to make
No he should play haru instead
Chris evans as Kamoshida
For the love of god, no
Exactly, please let this be fake, I am so over Pratt, I cant imagine him as Mario and the idea of him as Joker, to me, is idiotic.
Barbara Streisand as Sojiro
Scarjo as Makoto
AHEM. So, This once a long winded rant about this not realizing that the entire Persona 5 Illumination movie was a gag. Instead of deleting, I leave this here in acknowledgement of my gullibility, that others may point and laugh as is their right.
But in my admittedly weak defense, given the abundance of P5 crossovers and the Mario movie announcement, this didn't seem out of the realm of possibility.
Um...you ARE aware that this is a joke right?
(Guy above me was right, I got /whooshed, leaving this as testament to my shame)
the amount of people who thinks this is real is amazing
If he were 20-25 years younger, he’d actually make a pretty good (if highly Americanized) Ryuji.
Before anyone jumps on me, that would be a bad idea for so many reasons. But in a hypothetical film project where they already ran past the red flags of making an Americanized Persona movie literally decades ago, I’m just saying he’d be good casting.
Imagine taking on a character with no lines...
Deadpool in the original xmen didnt do so bad... oh wait.
Well the manga Komi can't communicate has a character who predominantly communicates with a notebook and they have a voice actor for the anime adaptation
I really want to read this script. I can’t imagine a way to make this game into one movie and have it tell a similar story with hard hitting moments if characters just get introduced and issue gets resolved I like 10 minutes.
And this is without even considering non party confidants. The only ones that one would be able to consider giving screen time to are Iwai and Sae and velvet room.
Idk though I’m just speaking out my ass, I don’t get paid to write.
Nah we'd probably get stuck with Jared Leto or Scarlett Johanson.
Scarlett Johanson as Ryuji, of course
Oh boy. A white middle aged man playing a Japanese school boy. Just what my life always needed.
Well this is an impending box office failure.
“Looking cool, Chris!”
Oh god... Illumination... RIP this movie
He Is super Mario AND joker, i love him
Joker became Chris to take over his body and finally make Yoshi admit to tax fraud.
Mads Mikkelsen as Yusuke and Steve Buscemi as Sojiro
What about Willem Dafoe as Sojiro?
That could work too
Yeah a 55 year old playing a teenager. That's believable
Just wait until it becomes real and he's the youngest VA in the cast
Oh I was thinking it would be a live action movie
Youngest person in the cast then, that's the same
Just wait to see Chris Pratt as Joker running around with Barbara Streisand as Ryuji and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ann
With Susan Sarandon as Kawakami lol
“How do you do, fellow kids?”
John Cena should be Haru because she won’t get any screen time anyway
Can't wait to see Chris Pratt dancing to specialist
Shido: …What are you doing?
Joker: Dance off bro! Me and you!
Come on now. He’d obviously do that to Yaldabaoth.
Danny Devito as Mona
Can you imagine how much creepier he can make that already creepy cat?
“Come on, let’s sleep now. You ain’t getting up ‘til I do.”
I want this unironically
Jeff bezos as haru, emma stone as makoto, Jackie Chan as coffee father, Doug bowser as ryuji, and Allegra Clark as Lorenz
>Allegra Clark as Lorenz
She gets an ugly purple bowl as her hair ?
Ahahaha coffee father
I dunno why but that made me wheeze laugh
I mean Okumura is already based on Bezos right? At least partially, I guess he’s supposed to be an amalgamation of all the mega corporations. That said the warehouse palace had heavy Amazon vibes.
Wait was that the bald jerk from the flashback things?
No, Haru’s dad.
Ohhhh! That makes more sense
tom hiddleston as igor
Kevin Hart as Ann
Kevin Hart as Morgana would be amazing LOL
He jist has to equate short to cat and every interaction will be perfect xD
If I heard Chris Pratt say Persona completely seriously and in character, my life would be complete.
I dunno guys. I think I'd actually pay a decent amount of money for the memetic opportunities that Chris Pratt with a shaggy-black emo haircut would give us.
Bully Maguire as Akechi
gonna put some pancakes in your eye
Look at little phantom thieve JR, gonna cry?
Jack Black as Ryuji confirmed
morgana could be morgan freeman
Wait what the hell is this
Just a little joke about the recent news of Pratt playing Mario in the upcoming super Mario Bros movie.
So many things I don’t know about thank you kind sir
David Cross as Shido
Will Ferrell as Haru Okumura
Danny Devito as Kaneshiro.
Robert Downing Jr or Jeff Bezos would work more
Robert Downey JR is the Iron man guy from Phantom Strikers and Jeff Bezos would be Harus dad.
Steve Buscemi as Arsene
Tommy Wiseau as Akechi
Samuel L Jackson as Morgana
God Damn... Tommy Wiseau as Akechi would be hilarious. There's something in their cadences that match up. He could deliver those lines.
Say cat again motherfucker I dare you, I double dare you
Christopher walken as yusuke
That killed me.
Introducing Jeff Bezos as Okumura Kunikazu
Jeff Bezos as 🅱️aru 🅱️okumura
I’m pretty sure he is the inspiration. And if not I just made it that way.
Dwayne Johnson as Igor
Unironically Ryan Reynolds would be pretty good as ryuji
Damn that hits straight 😂
Can't unhear it.
Keanu Reeves as Yusuke
famous twitch streamer "corpse" joins the cast as: morgana!
John Cena as Akechi
Wait, is this real? Is P5 getting a movie?
No but Mario is….with Chris Pratt playing him
Oh! Ok, I was worried for a second there, Illumination has no place making a movie about P5
James Woods as Morgana
Terry crews as yusuke
Yusuke: I haven’t eaten in three days.
Also Yusuke: *SWOLE*
Terry does love his acrylics.
But at the same time... Heists are dumb!
But all Terry learned in Japan was heartbreak. [Obligatory B99](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kugrxtnm64)
Aight fair enough.
Y E S !
Samuel L. Jackson as Sojiro
Gorden Ramsey as Sojiro IMO
Honestly I would love that
Where were you mother fucka? It’s already late and your ass just got here
i see Samuel L Jackson as Morgana…
GO TO SLEEP, MUTHAFUCKA
This will ensure I won't wake up again
Ah Shit motha fucka, you fucking my daughter?
True I mean, it fits w/ the first half of the story where Sojiro kinda didn’t accept Joker yet. Imagine the amount of swearing.
Dwayne Johnson as Futaba
Samuel L Jackson as Sae Nijima
I love Sae, I love Samuel L Jackson...
But Samuel L Niijima sounds so horrible
I need it
Jack Black starring as Masayoshi Shido!