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Who else is joining the cast?

Who else is joining the cast?

black_knight1233

Nicolas Cage as Ryuji. I think he could capture Ryuji's chaotic good energy


Alarming_Fig4010

Wot


KFFKA

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Takemi


BAZING-ATTACK

Keanu Reeves starring as Dr. Maruki


C1nders-Two

Is this a shitpost? I legitimately can’t tell. It’s *just* dumbshit enough to be true.


Siegfriedr

It’s from the reveal of the upcoming Mario movie, starring Chris Pratt as Mario. Not even joking.


C1nders-Two

Well, I guess that’s my cursed knowledge for the week.


Aggravating_Peace141

Ayo p6 protag


AndrewPixelKnight

For everyone asking, no this isn't real calm down


OpiumSmoke

Also **Magician**, I can't believe everyone is leaving him out! Very excited!


Bipolar_Child

Ren-Ren by Hideo Kojima Ryuji by Hideo Kojima Ann by Hideo Dojima Morgana by Hideo Kojima Yusuke by Hideo Kojima Makoto by Hideo Kojima Futaba by Hideo Kojima Akechi by Hideo Kojima Haru by Hideo Kojima Sojiro by Hideo Kojima Wakaba by Hideo Kojima Shiho by Hideo Kojima Igor by Hideo Kojima Twins by Hideo Kojima Lavenza by Hideo Kojima Kamoshida by Hideo Kojima Kaneshiro by Hideo Kojima Madarame by Hideo Kojima Kaneshiro by Hideo Kojima Sae Niijima by Hideo Kojima Kunikazu Okumura by Hideo Kojima Shido by Hideo Kojima All Request Contract Shadows by Hideo Kojima Shadows by Hideo Kojima Yaldabaoth by Hideo Kojima Hifumi by Hideo Kojima Sadayo by Hideo Kojima Mifune by Hideo Kojima Tae by Hideo Kojima Yoshida by Hideo Kojima Mishima by Hideo Kojima Iwai by Hideo Kojima Police Force by Hideo Kojima Junes By Hideo Kojima Principal by Kojima Hideo Students by Hideo Kojima Teachers by Hideo Kojima Citizens by HiDIO KoBRANDO Hawaiian Citizens by Hideo Kojima Foreigners by Hideo Kojima Composed by Hideo Kojima Directed by Hideo Kojima


saltdaddy17

And this is not even the director's cut we're talking about.


YomiReyva

God, whoever made this knows how do make the worst creation possible. I love Chris Pratt, but he'd be a horrible voice for Joker. But that in combination with a Persona 5 made by Illumination Studios? I think I'd lose a few brain cells if this were real.


infinitysaga

Dude it’s not real


YomiReyva

>I think I'd lose a few brain cells if this were real.


PreparationPrior5741

Oh God no, that studio suck ass


DEOIDREZX75

Wait they actually posted this


infinitysaga

No it’s fake


DarkArc76

what's the original for


infinitysaga

The Mario movie


DEOIDREZX75

damn... okay then


andrewbrod11

Vin Diesel as Joker


OpiumSmoke

No, that wouldn't work.


Content-Ticket2579

Family


rangerj1901

Pom Klementieff as Chihaya. Thomas Brodie Sangster as Shinya Oda Josh Brolin as Iwai Fuck it, Andrew Garfield as Joker


just_some_casual

he is gonna go mad and fuck up everything so hard, the phantom thieves are gonna choose ryuji as their leader.


ShoeArson

Jeff Bezos As Shido


DEOIDREZX75

That would be funny, or kaneshiro but then again.....


Donald-Never-Heals

I'm gonna need Idris Elba as Mona and Taika Waititi as Akechi, because why not? Lol


mistersigma

Unirpnically want Chris Hemsworth as Kamoshida. I want to see him play a villain. Fun casts: •Gordon Ramsay as Sojiro •Maisie Williams as Futaba •Sam Jackson as Morgana (complete with swears) -Or Danny Devito as Morgana. Not as a voice actor or in a suit or anything, just.Danny Devito. And no one acknowledges it.


ASimpleCancerCell

Anna Kendrick as Kasumi.


OldMcBrother

Tom Holland as Mishima


rangerj1901

If Tom Holland is Mishima then Zendaya should be Shiho


fireteambrav0

Robert Downing Jr as Kaneshiro


eniqman12

The Rock as akechi


Toroknos_07

The rock as shido


Capable-Ladder7122

Wha I've been under a rock whats happening


blankname888

Basically, Nintendo and Illunination are working together to make a theatrical animated Mario movie. The main things that's joked about it, is how it's cast kinda looks like a shitpost with the examplea others have given.


infinitysaga

Chris Pratt will play mario in the Mario movie


Capable-Ladder7122

Still confused


thecrimsonwolfie

Chris Pratt is voice acting as Mario in the upcoming Mario Bros movie, and it's a very interesting choice so now people are making memes about it (like this one)


DaelinZeppeli

Understandable. I heard about this over 24 hours ago and I'm still confused.


black_knight1233

Seth Rogen is playing donkey Kong


mkelley22

Charlie Day is Luigi


infinitysaga

Seth Rogan is donkey Kong


KingSulley

And if that didn't clear things up for him, Jack Black is Bowser.


N3onRose

and if that didn't clear anything up just imagine Keegan Michael key as fuckin toad


samtheman767

for a second I thought this was real


Toroknos_07

It isn't?


samtheman767

It is based on him being cast for Mario in the upcoming Mario animated film, which sounds just as much as a meme as this but is real.


Mwe_Baby

Why are Persona fans so gullible?


Toroknos_07

I'm joking lol


Mwe_Baby

Carry on. I mean some fans literally thought Japan copied persona 5 so even Idk anymore


keyedge

michael cera as goro akechi


dknash

Charles Martinet as garlic shrimp stand owner


Rezorblade

Margot Robbie as Ann Amy Adams as Haru Brie Larson as Makoto Scarlett Johansson as Futaba


PinkSpoops123

Candice as Kasumi


ggkkggk

I'm down


Delicious-Sentence98

Jack Black as Akechi or we riot.


SleazyBiscuit

Gilbert Gottfried as Kamoshida


Arkitakama

COME HERE SHIHO, YOU SEXY PIECE OF ASS. THAT'S RIGHT, PUT ON THE BUNNY COSTUME.


mkelley22

I read this in his voice lmaooo


KDbeast122413

James Cordon as Morgana🤣🤣


DaelinZeppeli

r/angryupvote


BendyFanchill

nah danny davito


KDbeast122413

Hoe bout Gordan Ramsey?? "Ya need to go to f****** bed Joker" 🤣🤣


BendyFanchill

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CURRY JOKAH, ITS FUCKIN RAAAAAAAW"


KDbeast122413

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣


cartoon308

I'm cumming.


Quinnalicious21

Benedict Cumberbatch for Yusuke


DeadlyBluJay

Hell na


Kowashitai

Okay, hear me out Jennifer Lopez as Futaba


1stHipster

Tj miller as ryuji


benxriley

Wubby would be a great ryuji.


Flikkrz

Man even Atlus is making memes


DragoonieLad

Haha!


cm135

Danny devito for Igor. Cmon


SnooTigers1386

Can I offer you a Persona execution in this trying time?


Randomet

Lmao yessssss


JustFrameHotPocket

Gilbert Gottfried as Igor. "WELCOME TO THE VELVET ROOOOOM!"


almevo1

Ilumination is making a Persona 5 movie? Shit , is going to be bad , i hope is good , but ilumination dosent have a good track record (sorry bad english)


dreambigandmakeitso

Even worse Chris Pratt is voicing Mario...


Responsible-Ad7419

It’s a joke


almevo1

O fucking good, i was scare of a minute (it 2021 if Netflix things is a good idea to make a Cowboy bebop live action series is posible of a persona 5 movie)


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almevo1

Is 2021 human stupidity is on the high i 100% belive that some high ranking person in iluminasion could think this is a good movie to make


Emilythe19yrold

No he should play haru instead


ponceyrascal

Chris evans as Kamoshida


P1inquisitor

For the love of god, no


sturmcrow

Exactly, please let this be fake, I am so over Pratt, I cant imagine him as Mario and the idea of him as Joker, to me, is idiotic.


GOD-PORING

Barbara Streisand as Sojiro


ZNoman22

Scarjo as Makoto


PatienceHero

AHEM. So, This once a long winded rant about this not realizing that the entire Persona 5 Illumination movie was a gag. Instead of deleting, I leave this here in acknowledgement of my gullibility, that others may point and laugh as is their right. But in my admittedly weak defense, given the abundance of P5 crossovers and the Mario movie announcement, this didn't seem out of the realm of possibility.


CryoJNik

Um...you ARE aware that this is a joke right?


PatienceHero

(Guy above me was right, I got /whooshed, leaving this as testament to my shame)


Jay_Zion_

the amount of people who thinks this is real is amazing


Jantof

If he were 20-25 years younger, he’d actually make a pretty good (if highly Americanized) Ryuji. Before anyone jumps on me, that would be a bad idea for so many reasons. But in a hypothetical film project where they already ran past the red flags of making an Americanized Persona movie literally decades ago, I’m just saying he’d be good casting.


itzTHATgai

Imagine taking on a character with no lines...


Nightwing_916

Deadpool in the original xmen didnt do so bad... oh wait.


forte343

Well the manga Komi can't communicate has a character who predominantly communicates with a notebook and they have a voice actor for the anime adaptation


rutabaga_slayer

I really want to read this script. I can’t imagine a way to make this game into one movie and have it tell a similar story with hard hitting moments if characters just get introduced and issue gets resolved I like 10 minutes. And this is without even considering non party confidants. The only ones that one would be able to consider giving screen time to are Iwai and Sae and velvet room. Idk though I’m just speaking out my ass, I don’t get paid to write.


DaxIsAName

Nah we'd probably get stuck with Jared Leto or Scarlett Johanson.


Kowashitai

Scarlett Johanson as Ryuji, of course


Fireflyoflight

Oh boy. A white middle aged man playing a Japanese school boy. Just what my life always needed.


vix_aries

Well this is an impending box office failure.


farcicaldolphin38

“Looking cool, Chris!” -Miyamoto


IKnowFewThings

Oh god... Illumination... RIP this movie


streamlabsC

He Is super Mario AND joker, i love him


TyranitarLover

Joker became Chris to take over his body and finally make Yoshi admit to tax fraud.


N7_Izanagi

Mads Mikkelsen as Yusuke and Steve Buscemi as Sojiro


GoodnameCleverpun

What about Willem Dafoe as Sojiro?


N7_Izanagi

That could work too


kobomk

Yeah a 55 year old playing a teenager. That's believable


Kowashitai

Just wait until it becomes real and he's the youngest VA in the cast


kobomk

Oh I was thinking it would be a live action movie


Kowashitai

Youngest person in the cast then, that's the same Just wait to see Chris Pratt as Joker running around with Barbara Streisand as Ryuji and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ann


kobomk

With Susan Sarandon as Kawakami lol


TyranitarLover

“How do you do, fellow kids?”


SnooTigers1386

John Cena should be Haru because she won’t get any screen time anyway


zabalena

Can't wait to see Chris Pratt dancing to specialist


SnooTigers1386

Shido: …What are you doing? Joker: Dance off bro! Me and you!


TyranitarLover

Come on now. He’d obviously do that to Yaldabaoth.


YellowFlame2711

Danny Devito as Mona


Despair4All

Can you imagine how much creepier he can make that already creepy cat?


TyranitarLover

“Come on, let’s sleep now. You ain’t getting up ‘til I do.”


Trectears

I want this unironically


Nobody-27

Jeff bezos as haru, emma stone as makoto, Jackie Chan as coffee father, Doug bowser as ryuji, and Allegra Clark as Lorenz


Kowashitai

>Allegra Clark as Lorenz She gets an ugly purple bowl as her hair ?


Nobody-27

Mayhaps


mykitchenromance

Ahahaha coffee father I dunno why but that made me wheeze laugh


TheWizardOfFoz

I mean Okumura is already based on Bezos right? At least partially, I guess he’s supposed to be an amalgamation of all the mega corporations. That said the warehouse palace had heavy Amazon vibes.


Nobody-27

Wait was that the bald jerk from the flashback things?


TheWizardOfFoz

No, Haru’s dad.


Nobody-27

Ohhhh! That makes more sense


Accomplished_Cut553

tom hiddleston as igor


BrodieBeyond

Kevin Hart as Ann


Niko7LOL

Kevin Hart as Morgana would be amazing LOL


TexasPistolMassacre

He jist has to equate short to cat and every interaction will be perfect xD


PuzzledWarlock

If I heard Chris Pratt say Persona completely seriously and in character, my life would be complete.


UrgentAndTurgid

I dunno guys. I think I'd actually pay a decent amount of money for the memetic opportunities that Chris Pratt with a shaggy-black emo haircut would give us.


Steets-universe-fan

Bully Maguire as Akechi


Accomplished_Cut553

gonna put some pancakes in your eye


niccccceeii

Look at little phantom thieve JR, gonna cry?


JackTheRipper1001

Jack Black as Ryuji confirmed


Sad_Leather9649

Yes


AydenF123

morgana could be morgan freeman


FirstPhilosopher0

Wait what the hell is this


N7Templar

Just a little joke about the recent news of Pratt playing Mario in the upcoming super Mario Bros movie.


FirstPhilosopher0

So many things I don’t know about thank you kind sir


Asgartinus

David Cross as Shido Will Ferrell as Haru Okumura


Frost9001

Danny Devito as Kaneshiro.


fireteambrav0

Robert Downing Jr or Jeff Bezos would work more


Frost9001

Robert Downey JR is the Iron man guy from Phantom Strikers and Jeff Bezos would be Harus dad.


back_fire

Steve Buscemi as Arsene


Deus_Ex_Machina_2052

Tommy Wiseau as Akechi Samuel L Jackson as Morgana


beardnachos

God Damn... Tommy Wiseau as Akechi would be hilarious. There's something in their cadences that match up. He could deliver those lines.


zicadop

Say cat again motherfucker I dare you, I double dare you


draginbleapiece

Christopher walken as yusuke


sentientginger

That killed me.


Jetplanet_Sven

Introducing Jeff Bezos as Okumura Kunikazu


Kowashitai

Naaaah Jeff Bezos as 🅱️aru 🅱️okumura


yeetusjesus239

I’m pretty sure he is the inspiration. And if not I just made it that way.


MrNerdyPingu

Dwayne Johnson as Igor


Seesaweffec

Unironically Ryan Reynolds would be pretty good as ryuji


Medium_Hornet_4184

Damn that hits straight 😂


SupSeal

FOR REAL?!


TreeckoBroYT

Can't unhear it.


enlightened_engineer

Keanu Reeves as Yusuke


Akihybrid

famous twitch streamer "corpse" joins the cast as: morgana!


David-With-It

John Cena as Akechi


Dashimai

Wait, is this real? Is P5 getting a movie?


helveticastandard101

No but Mario is….with Chris Pratt playing him


Dashimai

Oh! Ok, I was worried for a second there, Illumination has no place making a movie about P5


NipSlipJim

James Woods as Morgana


maxler5795

Terry crews as yusuke


SnooTigers1386

Yusuke: I haven’t eaten in three days. Also Yusuke: *SWOLE*


maxler5795

Yes.


Nico777

Terry does love his acrylics.


beardnachos

But at the same time... Heists are dumb!


beardnachos

But all Terry learned in Japan was heartbreak. [Obligatory B99](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kugrxtnm64)


maxler5795

Aight fair enough.


Maleficent-Tea-7508

Y E S !


Maleficent-Tea-7508

Samuel L. Jackson as Sojiro


fireteambrav0

Gorden Ramsey as Sojiro IMO


KuraiTheBaka

Honestly I would love that


DIOdorantXD

Where were you mother fucka? It’s already late and your ass just got here


fireteambrav0

i see Samuel L Jackson as Morgana… GO TO SLEEP, MUTHAFUCKA


Rezorblade

This will ensure I won't wake up again


KuraiTheBaka

Ah Shit motha fucka, you fucking my daughter?


Maleficent-Tea-7508

True I mean, it fits w/ the first half of the story where Sojiro kinda didn’t accept Joker yet. Imagine the amount of swearing.


Isekai_Otaku

Dwayne Johnson as Futaba


Banggabor

Samuel L Jackson as Sae Nijima


Kowashitai

I love Sae, I love Samuel L Jackson... But Samuel L Niijima sounds so horrible I need it


vdgam

Jack Black starring as Masayoshi Shido!