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They definitely wanted to rule out the option of an open casket funeral.
I understand double tap but FFS
At least the funeral service will have cherry dessert.
Jesus. Man how did you attain such dark sick humour?
Jokes aside. I know I will get downvoted but I gotta say,
I get a deep unsettling feeling from watching a video like this as well as I'm sure many other people would. I opened this guys downvoted comment to downvote it aswell but it actually kinda made me laugh and honestly feel better. Yeah I have a sick sense of humor but that doesn't mean I don't feel for the guy in this video.
Edit: wait nvm I didn't keep reading the thread, commented before reading as *ehem* proof that I was heated.
Yeah i have a sick sense of humour too
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Shit i didnt get the reference i apologise for my sins
This was clearly, deeply, personal. I wonder what happened to inspire such rage...
They said he "invaded Novo México" which is a favela in Rio de Janeiro. The guy filming also said "Divino é do bonde" if I heard it right, which would indicate that he might've killed someone named Divino, who's a gang member, while infiltrating the hood.
Novo México is under the control of Comando Vermelho, or Red Commando, which is probably the most violent gang in Brazil to date, so it's probably just them sending a message. If this video is old enough, it might be retaliation for a 2018 invasion of that exact neighborhood by a rival faction.
EDIT: "i think he actually said "brotou na Divina, né, desgraça? a Divina é do bonde", or roughly "you ran up on Divina, huh, [swearword]? Divina's with the gang" which could be more evidence toward it being related to that 2018 series of invasions, which included an initial shooting of two unnamed women.
I don't think giving the source is worth it since there isn't really much worth looking at in terms of more details.
Found the off duty Brazilian detective. Good info
Was that a set of headphones hanging out of his shirt or a wire?
It's I credible the lengths police will push someone they have "caught"
I can recall a story of Florida police catching a college gal for pot possession, then coercing her to purchase large amounts of hard drugs and escape the consequences.
She was found shot to death.
Her parents organize a music festival annually called the purple hatter fest.
Is it really necessary for a "wire" to actually be a long visible wire strung up inside your shirt these days? I feel like you could just have an invisible phone app that's always recording from your pocket.
Probably the massive wire rig up is another hollywood meme that law enforcement doesn't like to be corrected, like how they reinforce that if you ask an undercover if they're a cop, they have to say yes.
Nah I'm sure the wired gaudy mic is long gone these days
Now it's a boom microphone butt plug 🎙️
Kudos for the username
They’re just earbuds mate
What the fuck was that semi-incoherent and completely unrelated rambling?
Yes the purple hatters ball in live oak. I live about an hour from where it’s held
Knowing scumbags like that? He probably disrespected them by doing something awful like smiling at them or not having the right haircut.
remove the head, or destroy the brain.
See ya at The Winchester, pal.
Hey shaun. Youve got red on you!
We're not using the zed word.
That’s my line!
That’s my line
Don't bullets cost money?
It's not like they paid for it if these guys are criminals
(I actually don't know the context)
If they weren’t before, they are now.
everything costs money
Air. Air is free. For now anyway.
mouth farts and queefs for everyone, on the house!
wtf is wrong with you?
i'm not quite right.
is that what you mean, or am i wrong?
Ever see the porn fart videos? The naked chicks farting into each others mouths and they make moaning sounds? Pretty hilarious.
Bullets are dirtcheap
For example: in Iraq you can get AK bullets as cheap as 50 dollar cents per bullet
You can get it for WAY less than that here and that's in Canadian money.
I can’t open the website from Europe I guess. What’s the price?
Anyways, we both have concluded that bullets are very very cheap.
$399.99 CAD for a 1500 round crate. About $268 Euros. Russian and Chinese surplus 7.62 ammo is dirt cheap and plentiful.
Bidens administration just fucked all of us down here on Russian ammo so get ready to see it up there for even cheaper soon
Yes, Biden banned Russian ammo.
Motherfucker, not in the States
>For example: in Iraq you can get AK bullets as cheap as **50 dollar cents per bullet**
50 dollar cents per bullet you say? Seems high
maybe 40 years ago , have you seen the copper price
7.62s aren’t gonna be that cheap anymore in the US.
Just make more drugs, smuggle them to the US to sell them, buy guns and ammo, smuggle them back home to shoot other cartel gangs and steal their drugs to do it again
........I mean I actually don't see any holes in your statement.
Translator here: this is in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. They are traffickers and claim this poor guy invaded their territory.
We are going to need to put you on the payroll. Pretty much every video on this sub is from Brazil lol
I see.. I generated some disciples over here. Keep up the good work, my child.
So if the dead guy wanted to traffic people, I’m happy he wasn’t an undeserving person.
I think they mean drug traffickers
Oh. I feel more for the victim now.
Ok, that's just a complete waste of ammo...
From their point of view, it was not a waste. It was used to send a massage.
Weird massage type.
I think I’ll stick with the Swedish Massage
yeah, cuz cartels don't have money to burn on ammo(and guns). pfft
Even for me and even for this sub, *damn*
Think about it, there's someone out there who's job is to clean that up.
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I hope he's okay!
Dude just needs a band aid
A brain aid.
Yeah, that may have hurt a bit
A coma at wort probably
I'm okay with all of Brazil just withering away, all the ends justify the means
Is that a Springfield XD? Gross.
Stop, stop, he's already dead!
Is he though? I mean, really?
I literally have never...
Not even once?
Okay, once, but that was an accident.
Now this is what this sub is about….
What's educational about this?
I learned to not go to Brazil.
Further knowledge of human anatomy
If you ever come to Brazil, leave
Read the description of the sub
O laughed at the response
How to make brain applesauce.
Ok I get the “this sub teaches me how to be safe” angle but with this kind of shit how the fuck does this teach me anything other than I’m nothing but a using pile of mush after being shot 100 times.
It teaches you to never forget that theres all types of evil shit going on in this world
Don't ever get involved with drug dealers
Don’t get shot 100 times, that’s the real lesson.
It taught you don't go to Brazil and don't be a drug dealer in someone else's territory. FTFY
Least violent man in Brazil
Mans was already chilling in the afterlife and they sitting there yelling and wasting bullets on a empty corpse 😭
Thanks for the laugh. This was dark otherwise.
I guess there isn’t an ammo shortage over there, shit
Did he make it?
Idk，did his shoe fall off?
Eh just. A couple of band aids, rubbing alcohol should do the trick!
Stupid waste of ammunition.
What's wrong with my brain? I can watch these videos and not feel much of anything, but the other day I see a dog get shot once and I'm totally devastated and close to sobbing.
Youve probably seen more people get shot than dogs. You've been desensitized.
Is, is, is he dead???
The Doc will stitch that right up.
my ex neighbors xD
Aw...dude. You shot him in the dick. That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
What were they saying?
Bro I PROMISE he is dead
I don’t think you can walk that one off
Wouldn't it be infuriating if he got up? *I didn't hear no bell* . Alas, rip stranger.
We need to build a fucking wall around Brazil. Good lord.
Guys I think he’s dead
I can't even afford to go to the range because of the price of ammo
I know it's hard to get a firearm in Brazil, so I assume bullets are expensive. To shoot this many times, that guy must've fucked somebody's wife or killed the wrong person.
Aayyy bruh chill i think if you guys keep that up he will die
Guys you can stop now! I think hes dead.
Who gets to clean that?
hey guys..uh....I think he's dead?? not sure tho :/
They were just wasting bullets
Did he live?
Now I actually start understanding why police gotta be so stric and even act extreme most of the time. Imagine that they are assuming everyone they face could be this dangerous or even more than that (as you see on this subred), they cant take any risks so they act supposedly. I believe we should prefer having unjustified killings of civilians by police every year(even a small percentage) AND justified killings of real criminals THAN having soft police who should behave like good kids and make no mistakes AND having tons of cases where criminals like we see in this video wondering around the streets without any punishment.
Think about it.
(When I say "prefer having it" is referring to the fact that there are unjustified killings and they are as a result of the police acting extremely, and I mean that we have to accept that rather than being against it. Because otherwise police wont be able to act extremely and catch more dangerous criminals like those in the video)
It sounds harsh but at the end of the day , the only ppl you care about are your family, friends, and some famous ppl you developed an emotional connection because they do things that you find interesting or important. Bottom line is that everyone on this planet thinks the same and so he/she doesn't really care what would happen to you tomorrow or if you will be killed by a criminal or in an unjustified way by police.
Really? I was vaping
This wasn’t in America
how tf are you gonna say /america when the only subs you hang out on are /TheTrumpZone and /conservative
Just walk it off.....
You think he’s okay?
I'm not a doctor but I guess he died.
Did he die
I hope he’s okay.
It's okay champ Walk It off
Now I Don't know about anyone else but I think he was still alive. They should have shot him more :b
How we doin’? Iz’he alright?
Did he die?
Sometimes it just feels good to empty the clip. I'd say he could walk it off but he needs a head for that.
This feels like this had something to do with brazil.
Hm I wonder what this guy did for them to shoot him over 20 times
I think they got him.