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curfty

They definitely wanted to rule out the option of an open casket funeral.


Infinite-Watch-6419

I understand double tap but FFS


Adept-Childhood1682

At least the funeral service will have cherry dessert.


Golennug

Jesus. Man how did you attain such dark sick humour?


goosiest

Jokes aside. I know I will get downvoted but I gotta say, I get a deep unsettling feeling from watching a video like this as well as I'm sure many other people would. I opened this guys downvoted comment to downvote it aswell but it actually kinda made me laugh and honestly feel better. Yeah I have a sick sense of humor but that doesn't mean I don't feel for the guy in this video. Edit: wait nvm I didn't keep reading the thread, commented before reading as *ehem* proof that I was heated.


Golennug

Yeah i have a sick sense of humour too


Adept-Childhood1682

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!


Golennug

Shit i didnt get the reference i apologise for my sins


Adept-Childhood1682

REPENTANCE ACCEPTED


Lando_Hitman

This was clearly, deeply, personal. I wonder what happened to inspire such rage...


_Gambler

They said he "invaded Novo México" which is a favela in Rio de Janeiro. The guy filming also said "Divino é do bonde" if I heard it right, which would indicate that he might've killed someone named Divino, who's a gang member, while infiltrating the hood. Novo México is under the control of Comando Vermelho, or Red Commando, which is probably the most violent gang in Brazil to date, so it's probably just them sending a message. If this video is old enough, it might be retaliation for a 2018 invasion of that exact neighborhood by a rival faction. EDIT: "i think he actually said "brotou na Divina, né, desgraça? a Divina é do bonde", or roughly "you ran up on Divina, huh, [swearword]? Divina's with the gang" which could be more evidence toward it being related to that 2018 series of invasions, which included an initial shooting of two unnamed women. I don't think giving the source is worth it since there isn't really much worth looking at in terms of more details.


SirPhilbert

Found the off duty Brazilian detective. Good info


Lazysailor83

Was that a set of headphones hanging out of his shirt or a wire? It's I credible the lengths police will push someone they have "caught" I can recall a story of Florida police catching a college gal for pot possession, then coercing her to purchase large amounts of hard drugs and escape the consequences. She was found shot to death. Her parents organize a music festival annually called the purple hatter fest.


harpswtf

Is it really necessary for a "wire" to actually be a long visible wire strung up inside your shirt these days? I feel like you could just have an invisible phone app that's always recording from your pocket. Probably the massive wire rig up is another hollywood meme that law enforcement doesn't like to be corrected, like how they reinforce that if you ask an undercover if they're a cop, they have to say yes.


Lazysailor83

Nah I'm sure the wired gaudy mic is long gone these days


Butthole--pleasures

Now it's a boom microphone butt plug 🎙️


Lazysailor83

Okay boomer


keesie33

Kudos for the username


ComeonmanPLS1

They’re just earbuds mate


Akesgeroth

What the fuck was that semi-incoherent and completely unrelated rambling?


Lazysailor83

Sure was


Extension_Essay5466

Yes the purple hatters ball in live oak. I live about an hour from where it’s held


Akesgeroth

Knowing scumbags like that? He probably disrespected them by doing something awful like smiling at them or not having the right haircut.


jombo_the_great

But like..why?


BlockchainOfTheApes

remove the head, or destroy the brain.


RecipeCapable

See ya at The Winchester, pal.


Ahriman19

Hey shaun. Youve got red on you!


[deleted]

But why?


dustbuster9584

Zombies


Froggy_hop

We're not using the zed word.


yeabutwhythough

That’s my line!


nate959

cuz Brazil


yeabutwhythough

That’s my line


TasteMySith

Don't bullets cost money?


Mr_HPpavilion

It's not like they paid for it if these guys are criminals (I actually don't know the context)


yeabutwhythough

If they weren’t before, they are now.


bigkid_

everything costs money


taconachocheesepleas

Air. Air is free. For now anyway.


merikaninjunwarrior

mouth farts and queefs for everyone, on the house!


younggandalf187

wtf is wrong with you?


merikaninjunwarrior

i'm not quite right. is that what you mean, or am i wrong?


younggandalf187

Yes


taconachocheesepleas

Ever see the porn fart videos? The naked chicks farting into each others mouths and they make moaning sounds? Pretty hilarious.


kbic93

Bullets are dirtcheap For example: in Iraq you can get AK bullets as cheap as 50 dollar cents per bullet


METAL4_BREAKFST

You can get it for WAY less than that here and that's in Canadian money. https://thegundealer.net/product/chinese-surplus-7-62x39-123gr-fmj-1500-rnds/?utm_source=ammobin.ca&utm_medium=ammobin.ca


kbic93

I can’t open the website from Europe I guess. What’s the price? Anyways, we both have concluded that bullets are very very cheap.


METAL4_BREAKFST

$399.99 CAD for a 1500 round crate. About $268 Euros. Russian and Chinese surplus 7.62 ammo is dirt cheap and plentiful.


07deltamike

Bidens administration just fucked all of us down here on Russian ammo so get ready to see it up there for even cheaper soon


rayguncat

BiDeNs aDMisniStrAtIoN.


TheBeefSupremacy

Yes, Biden banned Russian ammo.


11wannaB

Motherfucker, not in the States


scuzzle-butt

>For example: in Iraq you can get AK bullets as cheap as **50 dollar cents per bullet** 50 dollar cents per bullet you say? Seems high


Old_Jet

maybe 40 years ago , have you seen the copper price


A_Bit_Narcissistic

7.62s aren’t gonna be that cheap anymore in the US.


[deleted]

Just make more drugs, smuggle them to the US to sell them, buy guns and ammo, smuggle them back home to shoot other cartel gangs and steal their drugs to do it again


ReeverFalls

........I mean I actually don't see any holes in your statement.


Delicious_Classic553

Translator here: this is in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. They are traffickers and claim this poor guy invaded their territory.


TyranitarusMack

We are going to need to put you on the payroll. Pretty much every video on this sub is from Brazil lol


ivegottheshits

Fuckin Brazil


Surgeon000

I see.. I generated some disciples over here. Keep up the good work, my child.


Sticky_H

So if the dead guy wanted to traffic people, I’m happy he wasn’t an undeserving person.


Big_Daddy469

I think they mean drug traffickers


Sticky_H

Oh. I feel more for the victim now.


pantuflas_mierdas

Ok, that's just a complete waste of ammo...


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

From their point of view, it was not a waste. It was used to send a massage.


CoffeetheDragon

Weird massage type.


DrinkHops_SmokeMeat

I think I’ll stick with the Swedish Massage


merikaninjunwarrior

yeah, cuz cartels don't have money to burn on ammo(and guns). pfft


BEZthePEZ

Even for me and even for this sub, *damn*


mambaso

Think about it, there's someone out there who's job is to clean that up.


yeabutwhythough

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/pc2k1i/celestial_burial_of_a_corona_deceased_patient_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Read top comment


GlutenFree_Paper

Brazil?


IsaiasSilva

Yes


Tiamat2625

I hope he's okay!


EynidHelipp

Dude just needs a band aid


Kugelblitz73

A brain aid.


Barrry972

Yeah, that may have hurt a bit


DistinctAerie2631

A coma at wort probably


peepoopoopeepoo

I'm okay with all of Brazil just withering away, all the ends justify the means


ApophisForever

Is that a Springfield XD? Gross.


system_deform

Probably Brazil.


Kugelblitz73

It is.


jeezkanani

Stop, stop, he's already dead!


noslab

Simpsons reference?


Jesus_marley

Is he though? I mean, really?


livingisillegal666

I literally have never...


StinkyPotato69

Not even once?


Froggy_hop

Okay, once, but that was an accident.


Original_Roneist

Now this is what this sub is about….


Muhabla

What's educational about this?


Long_Mechagnome

I learned to not go to Brazil.


[deleted]

Further knowledge of human anatomy


tavareslima

If you ever come to Brazil, leave


Original_Roneist

Huh?


Muhabla

Read the description of the sub


Original_Roneist

Mmmkk


C-DriveERROR

O laughed at the response


Girthus_Maximus

How to make brain applesauce.


DistinctAerie2631

Ok I get the “this sub teaches me how to be safe” angle but with this kind of shit how the fuck does this teach me anything other than I’m nothing but a using pile of mush after being shot 100 times.


Mozama93

It teaches you to never forget that theres all types of evil shit going on in this world


xKyrad

Don't ever get involved with drug dealers


FapTapAnon

Don’t get shot 100 times, that’s the real lesson.


P1st0l

It taught you don't go to Brazil and don't be a drug dealer in someone else's territory. FTFY


FapTapAnon

Don’t get shot 100 times, that’s the real lesson.


Dragon2268

Least violent man in Brazil


UnholySoull

Mans was already chilling in the afterlife and they sitting there yelling and wasting bullets on a empty corpse 😭


passa117

Thanks for the laugh. This was dark otherwise.


HonkyInfadel

I guess there isn’t an ammo shortage over there, shit


trentthesomalian

Did he make it?


flying2333

Idk,did his shoe fall off?


Preshmacs

Eh just. A couple of band aids, rubbing alcohol should do the trick!


[deleted]

Stupid waste of ammunition.


vontrances

What's wrong with my brain? I can watch these videos and not feel much of anything, but the other day I see a dog get shot once and I'm totally devastated and close to sobbing.


GMEHODLER

Youve probably seen more people get shot than dogs. You've been desensitized.


cstearns1982

Is, is, is he dead???


Barrry972

Probably


runawayrilke

Gummo? Lol


polo_george

The Doc will stitch that right up.


NotGoingBackToBrazil

my ex neighbors xD


trev815

u/savevideobot


RealSkyr0

Aw...dude. You shot him in the dick. That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.


Deadheadsparkingspot

What were they saying?


According_Shelter_88

Bro I PROMISE he is dead


yeabutwhythough

I don’t think you can walk that one off


killraymond

Wouldn't it be infuriating if he got up? *I didn't hear no bell* . Alas, rip stranger.


phiLLy820

We need to build a fucking wall around Brazil. Good lord.


bobprice1988

Guys I think he’s dead


Pure_evil1979

I can't even afford to go to the range because of the price of ammo


Margrave_Kevin

I know it's hard to get a firearm in Brazil, so I assume bullets are expensive. To shoot this many times, that guy must've fucked somebody's wife or killed the wrong person.


Alive-Lie-417

Aayyy bruh chill i think if you guys keep that up he will die


ISuckWithUsernamess

Guys you can stop now! I think hes dead.


Kugelblitz73

Who gets to clean that?


Aromatic_Golf6921

hey guys..uh....I think he's dead?? not sure tho :/


malangaga

They were just wasting bullets


Lambdalo

Did he live?


CupofExoticTea

Now I actually start understanding why police gotta be so stric and even act extreme most of the time. Imagine that they are assuming everyone they face could be this dangerous or even more than that (as you see on this subred), they cant take any risks so they act supposedly. I believe we should prefer having unjustified killings of civilians by police every year(even a small percentage) AND justified killings of real criminals THAN having soft police who should behave like good kids and make no mistakes AND having tons of cases where criminals like we see in this video wondering around the streets without any punishment. Think about it. (When I say "prefer having it" is referring to the fact that there are unjustified killings and they are as a result of the police acting extremely, and I mean that we have to accept that rather than being against it. Because otherwise police wont be able to act extremely and catch more dangerous criminals like those in the video) It sounds harsh but at the end of the day , the only ppl you care about are your family, friends, and some famous ppl you developed an emotional connection because they do things that you find interesting or important. Bottom line is that everyone on this planet thinks the same and so he/she doesn't really care what would happen to you tomorrow or if you will be killed by a criminal or in an unjustified way by police.


Love--Yours

Really? I was vaping


-Foolz_Gold-

R/america


Marzipan_Aromatic

This wasn’t in America


Brut4llyHonest

how tf are you gonna say /america when the only subs you hang out on are /TheTrumpZone and /conservative


thepeople1209

Just walk it off.....


zakafx

Mush...


bhammer39

You think he’s okay?


FattieThor

I'm not a doctor but I guess he died.


jackiejo122

Did he die


Von_Miller

I hope he’s okay.


HowLoudIsYourPenis

It's okay champ Walk It off


Tasmaniantime

Now I Don't know about anyone else but I think he was still alive. They should have shot him more :b


lehigh_larry

How we doin’? Iz’he alright?


psychedelicdom

Did he die?


dirtyproduce

Sometimes it just feels good to empty the clip. I'd say he could walk it off but he needs a head for that.


Backwrdsdog

This feels like this had something to do with brazil.


Kayokko

Hm I wonder what this guy did for them to shoot him over 20 times


WnaSmkaDubi

I think they got him.