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horny_steve_420

Don't forget the a in r/eyebleach


[deleted]

i love r/eyeblech WARNING: NSFW


horny_steve_420

Fuck r/eyebleach all my homies like r/eyeblech


Lazypeacock161

How do I erase what I just saw from my memory .


[deleted]

Thats the neat part . U cant.


horny_steve_420

Try going on r/sounding u will forget about everything u saw :)


[deleted]

and r/sounding try that once, its as good as r/Eyebleach


horny_steve_420

I know about that sub, Fuck u


[deleted]

if you insist!!


horny_steve_420

🗿


[deleted]

now that my brain defogged, i realize that that sub is basically dildo for guys type of thing


horny_steve_420

Yeah lmao


[deleted]

Its cute🌸


horny_steve_420

Yea I know, but don't forget "a" in it


ramdev420

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Noo, it's bad🤢


horny_steve_420

Told ya


[deleted]

👍i will never forget it


sandalwoodking15

Leave while you can


[deleted]

But why


sarahXD17

It’s a bit of a strange place. You’ll see with time.


[deleted]

Everywhere i go it becomes strange idk why


sarahXD17

Lol it’s not you this time don’t need to worry


[deleted]

Okk


crikeymouse

Matching avatars


sandalwoodking15

True dat


ExcitementSalt5665

Its a social media platform afterall so don't take it too srsly.


[deleted]

But ppl are bit different here so i wanted to take a advice.


horny_steve_420

Yea you're right I think the people of Reddit are the best from all the other internet platforms, I have only 2 friends irl and we barely even talk but I have more friends here on Reddit and they are pretty cool


[deleted]

Really?! That's so nice


Inferno2211

Yea, I'm closer with friends i found online than irls


Paulo_De_Bruyne

>people of reddit are the best from all the other internet platform. Are you fucking high? Or maybe you haven't discovered the real reddit.


horny_steve_420

Maybe I'm high


mjthriller35

Which other platform has better people?


nut_nut_november___

Porn hub comments


Paulo_De_Bruyne

r/PornHubComments. It's a proof that post nut clarity hits hard


nut_nut_november___

You will either meet the best people you have met in your life or absolutely fucking filth of the human species and the in between never talks


nut_nut_november___

Yeah same though online friendships are harder to maintain than IRL


horny_steve_420

Yea kind of


ExcitementSalt5665

Yeah sure whatever you like but just don't get carried away.


[deleted]

Ok👍


ExplosiveDerpBoi

Ohgod bro, Reddit(and social media platforms in general) are awful for advice. Take all reddit advice with a huge amount of salt


[deleted]

Never open any discussion thread that mentions india on a controversial topic especially on a big sub, Never


[deleted]

Ok got it


Intezard006

Never, ever visit r/india, you'll be made to hate the country to look cool. Stay away from r/chodi and r/librandu as well, too much brainfart. Almost every indian subreddit is either far left or far right, and wants the genocide of the other. Stay away to protect your sanity.


[deleted]

I try to stay away from irl politics too but thanks!✔


Intezard006

I had made the mistake of doing all of the above and it's like drugs, addictive and it cripples you from the inside. Grades dropped, depression, sticking to news channels for DAYS and stuff. Can't recommend not getting into those enough.


[deleted]

R u ok now?


Intezard006

Yea smh, a cat cafe opened nearby :-)


[deleted]

A cat! Café?! Its so cute. wishing i was there :(


Intezard006

Yea. It's full of couples and that doesn't really help


[deleted]

Who cares abt couples?! Huh, I would go there for cats or coffee lol


nut_nut_november___

Lmao I already knew all these subs are idiots in a month peddling a certain narrative My favorite pass time is seeing the comments in randia and chodi of the same news headline to see how retarded indian redditors are


[deleted]

>far left or far right, what does it even mean, i never bothered myself to search that. i know its something polishit related


Intezard006

Yeah. One believes in traditional practices and fascism, and one believes in overequality and general socialism. Right hindu wants muslim dead, right muslim wants hindu dead, meanwhile left tries to minority appease and be a hypocrite. It's all bs, the ideals are bs. I found myself to be right smack in the middle, and have left that shit now to attain inner peace.


xStreamSniper

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXIndia/comments/r5e745/safety_guide_to_follow_on_reddit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) and [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) Read these, to stay safe on reddit


SouravKSahu

fuck i got rickrolled


[deleted]

Oh thanks~


Old_Safety1952

mf


scaryokra

xD


meowuwuw

don't share too much and even if you do keep changing accounts in like 3-4 months 🥰


horny_steve_420

Why can u tell me the reason cause I've been using the same account for a year and 3 months?


meowuwuw

there's no specific reason as such. it's just to protect your anonymity If you're someone who can't stop themselves from oversharing and spill about your personal details or anything related to your personality in comments/posts. even if you delete that comment later on, it still stays saved somewhere. that's why it's better to keep on changing accounts as in to stay away from creeps in a way


Inferno2211

Or having an alt helps too For stuff you don't want ppl who know you finding Such as venting about said ppl lmao


JayGatsby02

Fr i vented about my old friend on my old account a lot and i think she knew my @ idk tho


Inferno2211

Yikes, but hey maybe they tried to atleast be a better friend after that


horny_steve_420

Makes sense


[deleted]

I think its better this way


nut_nut_november___

I keep changing accounts every three or four months exactly like you But we both are not the same you change accounts to run away from creeps I get IP banned


meowuwuw

lol cute


nut_nut_november___

There's nothing cute in being a lawless roamer


meowuwuw

you got ip banned that's cute for me


nut_nut_november___

I was just chatting and the ban came out of nowhere ಥ‿ಥ


sevastor

A hallelujer from me


nut_nut_november___

The fuck is that


sevastor

Amen


[deleted]

Ok👍


[deleted]

Be carefull of people who peel off human skin and hang it on the wall


[deleted]

You mean...you?!


[deleted]

Yes but actually no.


[deleted]

Okay! but actually not okay


desiwierd

1) Don't assume redditors are as normal as other social media users. 2) Try not to make it Mainsteam. 3) There are thousands of awesome subs. You just need to find them.


[deleted]

Ok👍


nogieman2324

delete.


[deleted]

What to delete account? My history? This post? This comment?


nogieman2324

Delete the internet


[deleted]

fine


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

Padhle bsdk


[deleted]

Real id aa aman dhattarwal Yrr i am burnout completely, srry can't study


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

To phir koi new skill sekh lo reddit pe self promotion ke liye....


[deleted]

Lol you have any?


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

Photography, photo & video editing, high level cycling


[deleted]

Good for you!


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

You have any?


[deleted]

I rate myself 10 at singing, 9 at studying ,8 at dancing ,7 at gaming ,6 at video editing, 5 at Basketball, 4 at swimming, 100 at among us


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

Wow nice! I forgot tell I also game! Which games do you play other than among us? Also I am too 9 at studying!


[deleted]

Fornite minecraft valorant last of us 2 yea that's it


__MeanMrMustard__

before joining any niche subreddit, lurk for a few days/weeks to understand how their sub works, their sense of humour, etc


__MeanMrMustard__

also since reddit is kinda anonymous, people here might be toxic yk


[deleted]

Hey can you tell me why I am not able to chat directly to someone? I am pressing dm but it is showing error


__MeanMrMustard__

are you using the official reddit app?


[deleted]

Yea


__MeanMrMustard__

is it showing error for everyone? some people might have their dms off


[deleted]

For everyone, even i can't follow people


__MeanMrMustard__

i think reddit doesn't allow new users to dm (just a guess) wait for a few days ig there might also be a karma limit on dms? i'm not sure tho


[deleted]

Ohh ok thanks for insights!


__MeanMrMustard__

i'm not sure about anything i said tho lol


Independent_Talk_238

Its true.


Henwith_Tie

* Don't use emojis * Always agree with the hivemind. * Only 🗿 is allowed. * No other emoji color than the yellow or white. * Stay on the surface as much as you can. * Don't join subs that are not popular. * Stay away from shitposting subs unless you can handle racism, sexism, etc. * Don't mention more than 2 subs in a single comment. * Don't argue with someone if your comment/post history is dark. * Don't repost, seriously. * Hate other social media sites. these are all I could think of


[deleted]

Thenks🗿


Worth-Initiative8729

Use lots of emojis ✌🏻


[deleted]

Ok😳🥺😱🧨🤌🌸🗿


nut_nut_november___

Oh you Sweet summer child


mjthriller35

Kyun bhai.. aa gaya swad


Prof-Dumbledore101

1. Enjoy. 2. Be careful before to trust anyone except me. 3. Don't share anything having potential to be used against you. 4. Join subs of your interest. 5. Post if you want. 6. Make frnds. 7. Kill those frnds. 9. Block pedos. 8. It's just internet filled with morons, don't take it too seriously even though you don't have a life. 9. If you ever feel none cares about you on reddit, you're wrong i wrote all this shit. 10. I forgor you should too. 💀🙏🏼


[deleted]

You know whenever i get a free award i will give it to you! I will make sure abt everything but I am not sure abt 2. And 7. Tho


[deleted]

I am not able to dm you, lol why you gave me a award?!


Prof-Dumbledore101

It's your day, just enjoy 🗿🥂


[deleted]

🗿 (sigma male detected )


[deleted]

bc of you i got 100 karma in a day! always remember when you feel low, there is a girl thanking you and you will get hella what you want from life. Bless you!


Prof-Dumbledore101

Pleasure is all mine :)


tanmay15u

1. Don’t overshare 2. Maintain anonymity 3. Its better to not show that ur a girl cuz reddit is filled with creeps 4. Get used to dark humour and sarcasm Basically summed up what i read in the comments


[deleted]

Okay but not sure 3rd tho there are many users who show they are grills


tanmay15u

And receive messages asking for nudes and stuff, u can confirm that if u want tho. Many are there who don’t reveal there gender


[deleted]

Oh but you know when i just joined reddit a guy messaged me asking for his looks, he said he wanted to know his looks as a girl perspective but I never mentioned that I am a girl anywhere I think he saw my snoomoji


tanmay15u

Lol yes your snoo is pretty evident of u being a girl


[deleted]

Yea its Kawaii ~


tanmay15u

Yesyes, i know the meaning of kawaii only coz of anime


[deleted]

arigato! ^onichan^


tanmay15u

No probs


MaveRick_TheBoss

You are a fast learner I see


[deleted]

Thanks ...I guess?


MaveRick_TheBoss

Aur kya bologe agar compliment karte hai


mjthriller35

Don't use a lot of emojis.


SCEPTAGON07

Get comfortable with humour like.......E


[deleted]

E..?


tanmay15u

E


SCEPTAGON07

E


horny_steve_420

E


meowuwuw

E


Left_Economist_9716

E


Old_Safety1952

E


scaryokra

E


mjthriller35

https://youtu.be/j4Ph02gzqmY Samajh aa jayega


horny_steve_420

E


SCEPTAGON07

E


meowuwuw

E


tanmay15u

E


anoynomus12

A


Papazolaxoxo

Don't go with the flow too much. Behind the screens we are real people. And try not to say/do something that end up hurting others. This app is 10times better than insta and other apps but still like all of them, shitty people exist here too. Try not to take anything that happens here from your heart for the most part. And whenever you think something/someone you saw here ( there are some triggering sub that might affect your mental health, not going to mention them and I hope you never stumble on them. Dark side of reddit exist ) take a break.


[deleted]

👍🗿


VEDANTTTT

Leave


[deleted]

Understandable, have a 🍪


Colossal_Feces_69

Do kot reveal your gender easily, regardless whatever it is. Attracts creeps.


[deleted]

Yea i have already got 8 dms (5 creepy dms but rest 3 were cool)


Colossal_Feces_69

Told ya, but this sub is still very smol, if you gonna be regular over here and even if you just seldom interact in the bigger subs with over millions these dms can reach new heights.


Comprehensive_pranav

• Reveal your gender as less as you can. • Never use emojis on reddit. • Only join the subreddits you're interested in. • Disable NSFW, >!Incase you don't want to see awkward stuff.!< • r/Memes , r/teenagers , r/aww , r/Animememes , r/wholesomeanimemes might be some good subreddits for starting. • Lastly, Follow me >!{joking}!<


[deleted]

Oh someone just told me use many emojis! I can never trust anyone.


Comprehensive_pranav

You'll just get downvoted if you do so, He must have said it in a sarcastic way or either was trying to get you downvoted.


[deleted]

Yea lol🥲


DeathXD69

Leave


anki7719

reddit is a fun place but beware of creeps


[deleted]

Yea i am but creeps are everywhere


nut_nut_november___

Don't upload your pictures on reddit I know I'm going off the script but don't disable your DMs fully I've met some great people through DMs but you are 16 you are smart enough to know which people are genuine and which just wants to just make you send nudes these people don't even try to hide it for more than 10 minutes


Right_Comparison932

never use an emoji...


[deleted]

Sure🗿


Right_Comparison932

yes except that one..


okboooomerrr

Sooner or later you'll find out how disgusting humans really can be


Cool-Ad-8804

Don't take the down-votes to heart, people can be brain dead sometimes. Stay AWAY from American politics, or any circlejerk or echo chamber


[deleted]

Yea, I try to avoid that!


aryan_1768

Reddit is a huge echo chamber of various views , make sure you do not fall in any of those .


[deleted]

Huge echo chamber of views?? As in?


aryan_1768

Many subs will ban you for having a certain view. go to subs r/India you will know


AG_N

Delete reddit


ramdev420

Dont use same username as your other socials. Dont disclose age or gender if you can. Trust your guts. Use a throwaway if you dont want anyone to see your posts. Alternatively, you can hide them. Organise your feed. Joining the right subs makes reddit hella better.


[deleted]

Go away


wrongintro

Don't be an asshole; be nice. Share your opinion on proper subreddits (for example, don't post memes on r/antimeme, post them on r/memes). Respect other's opinions. Also if you don't want to lose karma, follow the reddit hivemind.


Responsible-Dog-3354

Do not comment on any meme until you do not get to know meaning!


thicc-shady-25

be careful please and especially careful if you’re a minor or just younger bc some really strange people reach out sometimes…other than that have funnn <33


[deleted]

Ok thanks


darkvizdrom

Make two accounts. One for a SFW feed and one for a NSFW feed.


hamiltonianpsi

Enjoy the platform.


[deleted]

Enjoying


SuggestionKey2038

Use r/eyeblech when you are disgusted.


[deleted]

Thanks but i use r/eyebleach for that!


horny_steve_420

Lol


[deleted]

thanks to you