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This Herman Cain Award recipient's final public statement, three days before dying of COVID, was "Jews". According to her anti-mask sister, she "died peacefully at the age of 55 from pneumonia". She is survived by her husband and seven children.

This Herman Cain Award recipient's final public statement, three days before dying of COVID, was "Jews". According to her anti-mask sister, she "died peacefully at the age of 55 from pneumonia". She is survived by her husband and seven children.

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BallparkFranks7

She got Ivermectin though. This is confusing.


brain2900

Ivermectin needs prayer warriors to be activated for covid. She failed to follow protocol.


look2thecookie

Do you think she was trying to compel Jews to pray for her?


poodlered

Jews, pray for me fervently.


mcs_987654321

Yeah, not that I’m practicing, but pretty sure I can speak for us all when I say: fuck that. Now, back to oiling my space laser…


Totalherenow

Thank you for protecting the Earth with your space laser.


visvis

It worked, she died without worms


AcademicDifficulty

Although a poor horse somewhere was probably suffering from worms but can't find medication.


sparkle_bacon

I'm almost embarrassed by how hard I laughed at that "Jews" slide.


FrankLloydWrong_3305

I read the title and figured "Jews" would have been worked into some long diatribe... NOPE!


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De5perad0

Yea. I'm sure she went somewhere after she died but I doubt it was with the Lord.


Distinct_Hawk1093

Why would she want to go to the Lord? After all, he's a Jew. 🙄


Praescribo

Maybe that's what it was. Bitch was seeing the light for three days, saw jesus and st peter, and was like "hang on, let me update my status"


Jindabyne1

Ahhhhh... Jews... Everywhere!


Praescribo

I just cant believe that she had this chance to have public last words and they could have been inspiring or encouraged vaccinations, but instead she goes full Walt Disney. Just amazing.


KatarinaSkill

Or... Maybe she was really thirsty, and could not spell "Juice" hypoxia hits hard. "Jews". Then anoxia hits harder. Cue obituary. Run credits. Her dwarfs raise themselves... .


jawnly211

Her pudgy little thumbs could move no more… ….hypoxia is real


phabphour20

She typed that from the afterlife, upon reaching heaven she realized... Jews


Sector_83x9x12

...they're everywhere up here! oh no!


goj1ra

They are the chosen people after all


oceansapart333

Same, it honestly was the only reason I bothered going through the slides.


bloody_hell

I double taked so hard I sprained my neck.


Cameron653

I couldn't help but laugh when it literally just said "JEWS" Like what the fuck are they trying to say? It like one of those shitty horror movies. "Hey guys, I found a note in here! Let me read what it says.... 'JEWS -' *screaming*"


IrisMoroc

Hypoxia combined with conspiracy theories resulting in just one word post.


TitoStarmaster

Maybe "Jews" was the name of the sled.


Calm_Leek_1362

Citizen Herman Cain


illepic

Feels like we've peaked with this comment.


Repulsive-Street-307

Deaths will climb again, this is a local maxima. (before christmas and winter).


Shady_Garden

Bravo, Sir. Bravo.


HermanCainsGhost

I love it


revlayle

Maybe "Jews" were the covid friends we made along the way


PenaltyPractical1908

I imagined her like Seinfield saying “Newman!”


Chasin_Papers

No, definitely the Cartman voice, out of breath and barely conscious his last word... Jews.


M4PP0

She died doing what she loved - being a bigot.


_Kay_Tee_

I mean, COVID brain gave me some out-there hallucinations, but even that possibility doesn't work for this award recipient. Boy is SHE in for a shock when she meets her beloved Jesus and finds out he is a... Jew.


Bekiala

Maybe she was hallucinating the Holy Family and realized they were Jewish?


Daimakku1

Nuh-uh! His a tried and true Christian. That's why hes name is Jesus CHRIST! /s


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CouldBeRaining

Omg 🤣


mkonich

"I hate you so much Kyle"


nrith

I read it in Charles Foster Kane’s “Rosebud!” cry.


keenedge422

I think it was a Louis CK bit where he talks about how weird it is that "Jews" is the acceptable name for the group of people, but can also sound like a slur for them, just depending on how you said it.


rikki-tikki-deadly

There was also a little clip in the "Letterman" series of episodes where he does his talk show host audition and just holds up a sign that says "Jews" and immediately puts it down, saying something like "Yeah, not gonna go anywhere near this one."


Aazjhee

The replies!! XD UM WHAT?? XDDDD


UrFrNdJ3nN

I’m just imagining her shaking her fist at the sky after typing that but then I remembered she had Covid and probably couldn’t lift her arm to shake her fist.


DJfunkyPuddle

Even though I knew it was coming I was still busting out laughing


dermotmoc

Jews wisely. She did not.


Puzzled-Barnacle2771

I felt anti-Semitic just laughing at it. But then I remembered I was laughing at her and not with her.


BlockWide

This is definitely a “what the actual fuck, you ignorant ass” laugh.


zensquirrel

Maybe she was asking for juice


Adventurous-Paint-24

I’m going w predictive text, she’s likely been unkind before based on her other posts.


Stunticonsfan

Maybe she wanted a Mountain Jew.


TacoTheSuperNurse

Diet only. She needs to stay "trans-slender."


Pooploop5000

Bro thats moses


Alive-Pomelo5553

I was sooooooo thirsty when I had covid and the HCA award winners are prone to typos so maybe you're onto something,


Sinow_

http://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif


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mommacat94

For real. I don't always laugh out loud but I did for that.


wobwobwob42

Maybe she is referencing that Jesus is a Jew and she was about to go see him? s/


2112eyes

She got a peek at the afterlife and it was like, "My God! It's full of... "


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

Hahahaha same. I feel bad for laughing at someone dying, but holy shit, wtf was that.


jayhawk618

>I feel bad for laughing at someone dying Don't worry about it.


elieff

exactly what i was going to comment. these people are nuts.


PolesRunningCoach

Seven kids can know that mom loved her hatred more than them.


Golden-Owl

Why do these people always have so many kids anyway?


StarAnchorFire

They’re afraid of becoming the minority, because they know how they treat minorities.


ButterflyAttack

Also they just don't understand contraception or that there's a possibility they could do something valuable with their life other than breed.


maleia

No, they understand contraception, it's just sinful. Also, not giving up your life to breed like rabbits, is also sinful. They **really** want to get to Heaven.


Newnjgirl

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfull Many evangelical people who will say they are not "Quiverfull" still live and breed by the exact same concept but have tried to distance themselves from the actual cult. See, for example, the Duggar family.


amateur_mistake

I thought the dugger family were full on quiverfull people and it was the television network that worked to keep it on the down low.


HappyGoPink

Interesting that they see their children as missiles for a ranged weapon.


Newnjgirl

It's based on Psalm 127:3-5, the high points of which are: 4 Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth. 5 Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them! So yeah, basically their children are ammunition for their holy wars.


Nezn27

"The children of one's youth" is an odd phrasing. Almost seems like its talking about childhood friends.


Jigyo

always too many damned kids with these people


Aazjhee

Wow. So sad and fucked. Poor kids, it always distresses me :( I hope the kids have otherwise good family. As embarrassing as it is to be related to folks like her, I can only hope the kids have some better relationships that can help them not turn out just as vile and fearful as their conspiracy parents... Dx


Cake_then_cake

I think she died mid-conspiracy theory shitpost. Too bad we’ll never know what wisdom she was about to share.


Top-Pension-564

It was “Jews... uurgghh”


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ladysvenska

"She wouldn't bother to write 'uurgggh!'"


DaGoodBoy

"Do you suppose she meant the Camarrrrrrrrgue?"


WhyLisaWhy

Perhaps she was dictating it!


KoalaGold

OooOOOooo!


ACAB_1312_FTP

*Suddenly, the animator had a heart attack and died. The cartoon peril was no more.*


Adorable_Strength319

The HCA version of Rosebud


bozwald

Someone up above said “citizen Herman Cain” — perfection 👌🏼


macphile

>It was “Jews... uurgghh" To borrow (and alter) from Monty Python: "Look, if she was dying, she wouldn't bother to type 'uurgghh'. She'd just say it!"


TokyoBayJunkyard

Perhaps she was dictating!


plebeiosaur

“It’s the legendary Black Jews of UUUuuurgghh...”


calilac

No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.


Oldpuckcoach

It was the hate leaving her body with her soul


IrisMoroc

"Jews are behind all this."


Chance-Command4335

She experienced "The Great Awakening"


Alive-Pomelo5553

"She died the way she lived, free of parasitic worms generally found in horses."


vsandrei

>"She died the way she lived, free of parasitic worms generally found in horses." Ivermectin does not work on hungry leopards. 🐆 🐆 🐆


OkCaterpillar7770

Is that an article about Kamala Harris with a photo of Ilhan Omar?


lingua-caligula

YES! I was just going to point this out. I mean, one brown-skinned liberal woman is probably the same as any other to them. It's the Omar-Harris-Ocasio-Cortez-Tlaib Voltron hell-bent on vaccinating them with CRT.


mommacat94

Appears to be. I got to "Jews" and laughed so hard I forgot I saw that one too.


OkCaterpillar7770

I wasn't gonna look up the original to find out. I've had enough racism for the week by arguing with a 100% stereotypical character on Facebook who thinks slaves just chose to be victims and should have chosen freedom instead.


unbotoxable

Infuriating. I hated my high school teacher who told our class that "actually (enslaved people) had it pretty good because they got free food, clothing, and health care." I wish I'd been smart enough to report him at the time.


OkCaterpillar7770

That's not helping my hating people problem.


Outrageous_Cod2231

Guess the Ivermectin didn't help... maybe the Jews sabotaged it? What a peach...


Terrible_Barnacle_15

Amazing that so many people have died yet so many morons want to prescribe horse paste to their dying friends.


PoopyMcNuggets91

I know somone who used to be a doctor that refused the vaccine, got covid, took ivermicten, then had kidney failure. I just don't understand how well-educated people are falling for this nonsense.


InitechSecurity

I really don't get this - why no hesitation in taking ivermectin but they have a big issue with a vaccination?


BasicDesignAdvice

A stupid person hates being reminded they are stupid. When an expert tells them to get a vaccine, they are reminded. So they seek out something contrarian. Doesn't matter where it comes from. It makes them feel in control in a world they have no control in.


Apache1One

"Went to be with the lord." Good, she can tell the King of the Jews her thoughts on his people.


gnurdette

(Jesus, rubbing his hands together and pulling up a chair) "oh, I am looking forward to this..."


A-Disgruntled-Snail

*Depart from me for I never knew you.* -Jesus (Matt 7.23)


gnurdette

It's an ancient idiom for "new phone, who dis?"


about831

And Jesus spoketh into thy iPhone Pixel Max IX and said, “New phone, who dis?”


Freakishly_Tall

Well... for a few minutes, until He tires of it and she gets booted down the wide and easy path to hell where she is most certainly destined for all eternity. The delusion these people have that their racist, xenophobic, hate-filled, willfully ignorant asses are going to heaven is one of the bigger problems prolonging this dumpster fire. Something something Gandhi something Christians something.


CJ_CLT

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” ― Mahatma Gandhi I think Gandhi definitely had Evangelicals in mind when he said this.


Stunticonsfan

"Jews"? WTF does this even mean?


illusive_guy

It means space lasers are infecting everyone.


KYLO__R3N

Oh heck is it jewish space laser season again? Look out, California!


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Rabbi Tarkin! I should've expected to find you holding Biden's leash. I recognized the foul smell of gefilte fish when I was brought on board.


Fragrant_Leg_6832

If only Mel Brooks could see this (edit: I'm fully aware Mr. Brooks is still living, folks.)


gcruzatto

She had a near death experience, met Jeebus, who told her all about the Jewish-Illuminati-Reptilian agenda. When she woke up, she knew what she had to do, but didn't have much time or energy left in her. She could only write one word before collapsing again.


IrisMoroc

I've seen the vaccine referred to as "jew Juice".


Sinister-Lines

Well, so now it’s the Jews that are killing the oppressed pure bloods? I mean, these idiots think they are going to be sent to a death camp soon. The absolute stupidity and brain cell suicide needed for this thought process is unfathomable.


Hench_LV_15D

And the way that the HCA winners co-opt the Holocaust is despicable. They act like Nazis, yet portray themselves as victims, using actual photos of death camps.


Cosmic_Gumbo

It’s the most inconvenience they’ve ever faced, and the only thing they can liken it to is one of the worst atrocities in recent human history.


CampbellKitty

"hollow cough" is a new one I heard. Said in that context.


TheAikiTessen

These “pure blood” racist fools are terrified that the other races/ethnicities that they hate will do to them what they (the racists/Nazis) did to Jews, LGBT folk, etc.


BlockWide

They can’t imagine a system where someone isn’t exploited and oppressed because if they did, they wouldn’t have justification for their hateful bullshit.


m48a5_patton

I don't understand these people. They hate Jews, but unabashedly love Israel? I don't fucking get it.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

20-something Jew here. As recently as about 10 years ago, support for Israel used to be one of the most bipartisan positions in all of American politics. But around that time, Republicans said to themselves "Man, we lose the Jewish vote by enormous margins every year. What can we do to change that?" The idea they came up with was to make Israel a partisan issue. Their message was "You can be pro-Israel, or you can be a Democrat, but you can't be both." They thought that this was their ticket to turning Jews, and particularly Millenial Jews, more Republican. But the plan backfired. It didn't make American Jews less Democratic. It made them less pro-Israel. As a result, Israel now has to rely more and more on far right American Evangelicals, rather than American Jews, for support. I'm not on Facebook anymore, but when I was (circa 2016), the Rabbi of the temple that my youth group was based in fretted about young Jews turning away from Israel. At the same time, he would attack me and others for posting content from J Street, a Jewish, pro-Palestinian activist group, without seeing a hint of irony.


hoodoo-operator

Additionally, a lot of the far right evangelicals believe in end times conspiracy theories that involve rebuilding the temple mount in Jerusalem (and of course when the end times come and jesus comes back, the jews will all convert or be killed). So they're really invested in bringing about Armageddon, which requires the state of Isreal, even though they don't care at all about actual jewish people.


UtopianPablo

They need Israel to exist for the end times but hate the Jewish people.


djheat

They don't like Jews or Israel, they just need Jewish people to be in Israel for their Armageddon prophecies to kick off


anicetos

> I don't understand these people. They hate Jews, but unabashedly love Israel? I don't fucking get it. I think they hate Muslims more than they hate Jewish people, so they support Israel in that regard.


IrisMoroc

Different factions. The far right hate Israel and hate Jews and they see Israel as just another Jewish plot to steal and control America. This faction sees the rest of the right as dupes of Jews. Then the Evangelical MAGA are all in for Israel.


Hettie933

Just because they want to have access to the holy land when Jeebus makes his grand entrance down heaven’s escalator.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Fake news. Jew Juice is matzo ball soup. It is our life force.


TreePretty

It means she was too oxygen deprived to remember to say "Soros" instead.


i010011010

Famous last words.


Jump___Yossarian

Soros was standing over her with a kosher pillow. LET THAT SINK IN!


wobwobwob42

That sounds delicious


DesignInZeeWild

Can I get mine toasted with a side of schmear?


Ragingredblue

It means she held tight to that hate until the bitter end.


ta112233

“Died peacefully” = hospitalized for weeks, struggling to simply breathe, probably with a tube down her windpipe


sherlocked776

Even if it WAS just pneumonia (it’s obviously not but hypothetically), no one “dies peacefully from pneumonia at age 55”


mistertickertape

Truly. Most likely suffocated on the blood clots in her lungs. Even if ventilated and sedated, it sounds like a really awful way to go. My best friend is a head of nursing at a hospital. The staff lies to the families of deceased about the state of their loved one when they pass from Covid in a daily basis. It is rarely ‘peaceful’ and typically ‘violent gasping for a breath they can not catch.’


half-giant

I know families seek peaceful closure for their loved ones, but is this really a wise move en masse? I feel like people need to truly understand that covid is not just the flu with extra symptoms, particularly the families refusing to vaccinate. If there’s one thing stupid people respond to quickly it’s fear; maybe hearing that Uncle Jimbo died gasping for air like he’s underwater might make a few of them reconsider their positions.


CoolSwim1776

Well perhaps one positive is that COVID seems to be taking out a bunch of hateful bigots.


themarajade1

Fortunately when it comes to the Venn diagram of hateful bigots and anti vaxxers, it’s almost a single circle.


kvndoom

When what you are about to type is so racist that god smites you mid-sentence...


nonexistentpuppies

Most usually camouflage it by saying Rockefeller, Rothchild, Soros, Globalist etc. I guess she was dying and didn't feel the need to hide her antisemitism anymore. Probably also easier to type whilst suffering from Covid brain fog.


Akio540

More like passed the same way they lived, as a bigot spouting hate. A jerk to the very end. Please accept this well deserved HC award!


Orangesilk

At the end of the rope, her mask fell off.


gcruzatto

I'm imagining the Scooby Doo crew revealing that old lady is actually Hitler in disguise


cousinsfriendsballz

“She went to be with the lord and is in the arms of Jesus” Jesus: you know I’m Jewish, right? HCA Winner: umm, mmm,


patticakes16

I laughed way too hard at the “Jews” slide Would like to blame it on COVID brain but more likely it was because she was a closeted racist


LauraLand27

Looks like she was out of the closet to me


Longjumping_Tale_952

Closeted? Yeah, with a glass door.


RedSpartan3227

Wonder if this alleged Christian knows that Jesus was a radical liberal Jew and so were his disciples. Anyway, no loss at all. Bye.


Bobbing_Growler

Died as she lived: hateful and scared.


Holmes02

Jew know it.


DeaconLogan

"Can you get antibodies?" Uh yeah. Very easily. From guess what?


IndependentYam3227

Is 'Jews' the 'Rosebud!' for trashy fat morons?


Comprehensive_Bid420

The thing that really blows me away about all these tragic stories, is just what shitty people the majority of these award winners are. Just mean vile disgusting hateful fearful assholes. wow.


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

Amazing how fast they all shifted the goalposts from "I'll get it if it's FDA approved." Also, "Jews." Wtf?!


30acresisenough

Jesus was a Jew....


PenaltyPractical1908

Not Republican Jesus….


KYLO__R3N

"I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk!" - Cal Naughton Jr.


st6374

Good grief this one is a notorious shit poster. Posts about FDA being bought, and V for Vendetta bs. Then immediately posts about how she's on day 5 of Covid, and how bad she's feeling. Then bashes VP Harris for trying to vaccinate folks at 9:37pm. And by 11:37pm she's begging folks to pray for her fervently. I don't think she was going to change had she come out of this alive.


yong598

She obviously has not seen V for Vendetta. If she did I guarantee she’d side with the crooked cops in the beginning.


TeekTheReddit

A hard right authoritarian government rising up in the wake of a pandemic that supports police brutality; blames societal woes on immigrants, minorities, and homosexuals; demands cooperation from the media, and is big on concentration camps? V for Vendetta is what the Trump Administration would aspire to be had he won in 2020.


blue-mooner

Also, the V for Vendetta movie is set in 2027, not 2020. In the movie the US has just had its second civil war, which obviously hasn’t happened, yet.


Jigyo

Nah, these are the same people that unironically invoke 1984 and say they liked Rage Against the machine better before they got political.


JDPowaHammer

now she can claim shes transalive and not dead


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TheSurbies

What an awful piece of garbage. Bye bye.


Nartuch

Refuse, Accuse, Disabuse, Misuse, Lose


geminimad4

Then finally, Jews


198Throwawayy

Same types of people comparing themselves to Holocaust victims also think the Jews are behind it all


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Another transphobic anti Semite gone. Byeeeee


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Dibs on the flair that just says "Jews"


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Amazing-Violinist-11

Why is it whenever the bereaved for these #HCA delights mention their “great sense of humour” I assume that’s family code for “asshole we tolerate”?


eaunoway

You are correct. Similarly, "feisty" tends to mean "obnoxious Qunt".


real_heathenly

She died before she could type, "Are god's chosen people."


SoberDWTX

Lol that’s EXACTLY what I thought!! Hahahaha !!


No-Fuckin-Ziti

In the final days of her existence, she fervently reached for the keyboard, careful not to disturb the tubes of her oxygen tank, desperate not to live, but to prosthelytize just a little more hate on her way out. "Jews". It was all her fox news and covid fogged brain could produce. One word. One syllable. One amalgam of everything wrong with the world. Jews. Mazel. Fkin. Tov. Sleep well dear. Glad the Jews are number 1 in your no longer beating heart.


ResplendentShade

>She was an amazing woman with a lot of stories and a great sense of humor The woman: >Jews 😤😡🤬


real_heathenly

Wait does ivermectin not work


Hellsprout

It works marvelously if you have worms or other parasites you need to get rid of.


paranormal_turtle

The version for humans though. The one anti-vaxxers tried to gobble down was one for horses from the vet.


Desert_Fairy

I have a hypothesis, maybe these people are worms/parasites. That is why the ivermectin is working… on them.


HotPinkLollyWimple

Non-American here and I have a question… if they think Biden is a dictator, what the hell did they think Trump would be if the 6/1 insurrection had been successful?


vsandrei

>Non-American here and I have a question… if they think Biden is a dictator, what the hell did they think Trump would be if the 6/1 insurrection had been successful? The conquering hero. You need to remember their mantra: Democrats bad, Republicans good.


Cookyy2k

Just take some ibuprofen, od on some vitamins and take the horse paste you'll be right...


imnotanevilwitch

I laughed so loud at this. What the fuck is wrong with these people?! 😂😂😂😂


PriscillaRain

She died peacefully? Trying to breathe and screaming Jews.


Tacitblue1973

I've met a couple of Jews who had tattoos on their arms, they taught me a lot about history. It's just inconceivable to me that people with the most access to information in history fail to see the facts right in front of them.