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Ivanhunterjo1991

Love it, modeus.


TheShartFairy

*There's ones, that are long.* *Short and girthy too.* *Plenty of sizes.* *For me and you.* *And I think to myself.* *What a wonderful cock.*


Harleking31

What a wonderful vid


Human_Bar_8855

This just keeps getting better and better


OverlordMGC

Bruh.


buildingduck

what the fuck indeed


JuJu-B-1970

Minor shapeshifting abilities [The Crying Game plays in the background]


LostMyAccountFck

Azazel bring the holy water


bribed_officer

get the balloons ready


Bork_In_Black

I mean... Doesn't hurt to try (probably...)


bribed_officer

[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8G0ni2TTac)


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InhaleTheMemes22

Good bot


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nomshroom

I mean, if you don't use lube it will.


cosmicsnowman

If a penis is all it takes to turn you away then you didn't deserve her in the first place


DarkSaber01

I don't know how that's supposed to hurt people who don't want her because of a penis. Guy who rejected her: You're right I don't deserve a Futa


cosmicsnowman

Basically it's saying that if she did have one you don't deserve her if she didn't have one


DarkSaber01

Oh that's why


TheBeeBoyo

If it’s a futa, you can still engage in sexual activities with her so no downside


DarkSaber01

What?


TheBeeBoyo

From a very slightly gay perspective, there is no downside to your girlfriend being a futa.


DarkSaber01

From straight perspective there are downsides but that's just me. We all have different tastes


TheBeeBoyo

I can respect not wanting a gf with a dick, good day/night sir.


DarkSaber01

Good day as well


adude202

maybe that's a femboy? only god knows


goodguydaniel636

Dude...the dick is a plus!


EpidemicRage

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


EpidemicRage

The fuck are you doing here?!


Draconic_destruction

i... im not even mad. im just laughing now


NapoleonBarsky

TELL THE STORY


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


NapoleonBarsky

DEVIATION


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNDETECTED


NapoleonBarsky

STEALTH PERFECTED


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOES ARE LOSING GROUND, RETREATING TO THE SOUND


NapoleonBarsky

DEATH IS IN THE AIR


WaitingToBeTriggered

SUDDENLY APPEARS, CONFIRMING ALL YOUR FEARS


Thomasbearbear2

Head [source](https://twitter.com/raikissu/status/1266874943758757890?s=21)


NathanHardware

u/savevideo


NotDDoS

Who is top?


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Big_chinchilaZilla

Original video pls?


DarkSaber01

Sorry I found this on discord


azzarcci

YES PLEASE I LOVE FUTA MODEUS SO MUCH LIKE I'LL BE YOUR BITCH I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT USE ME TO PLEASURE YOURSELF DEEPTROATH ME UNTILL I PASS OUT MAKE ME SUCK ON YOUR KOK EVERY MORNING MAKE ME YOUR LITTLE BITCH I LIVE YOU I LOVE YOU FUTA MODEUS I'M YOURS I BELONG TO YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU


angusbeef4

Bro? U ok?


Katyusha-Soviet_Loli

Reads like comments on gelbooru smh


DarkSaber01

Egor that's where you've been


Hyphen-Q

"...Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time."


DarkSaber01

Obi Wan


GIO_GIO_Golden_Wind

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well


tailspeed

u/savevideo


sickoboi69

u/savevideobot


SyberSpark

sauce?


MoongodRai057

Damn it.


The_Man_Of_Atoms

I don’t see a downside


ChippyChippu

Sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce


ParadoxDreemurr

trans rights


thekingfd

trans wrongs


That_Gun_Show420

Enough about trans rights Let's talk about trans wrongs


Geohie

But everyone forgets about trans lefts.


nomshroom

There are lots of trans communists though.


Geohie

But no one realizes that there are even more trans commuters in the 8am traffic jam


Pack15_

Im not even suprised, i knew something was off due to the obviously edited in modeus face


darkv-0

Ț̴͚͉͓͆͜h̸̨̫̙̓e̸̛̝͍̋͆̾ ̵͓͖̌͒ͅṿ̶̺̝͈̿̉̓̈o̶̲̦̝̾͋̈́̿ḯ̸̡̬̮͇̳d̶̩̪̥͔̬̆̈́͌͒ ̷̺̻́͋ǎ̶͉̀͋p̶̨̛͎̱̳͈͠ṕ̵͈̀͒ř̶͇̟͐̀o̷͙͖̟̖̖͑̈́̈́͆v̴̘̠̓͂̆e̸̛̠̖̼͙̎̋̉͒ș̵̩͕͖̌̔̌͒?


FURERABA

Based


redbaron31

That makes it better


blu_yi2

u/savevideo


GIO_GIO_Golden_Wind

Modeus was already perfect, now it's even better


doom_slayer_1666

u/savevideobot


YeOldeLewis

u/savevideobot


pippo_the_great

Even better, it's a double deal


Draconic_destruction

MODEUS DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!


_Un_Named_

And I think to myself… COME TO PAPA!!


BoostedRetard15

r/suddenlygay


azzarcci

Futa it's not gay cuz she still haves boobs so it's like 25% gay


DarkSaber01

Sounds gay


azzarcci

I swear I'm not gay I just like women with 30cm dicks


DarkSaber01

#[ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT](https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg)


azzarcci

[YES](https://youtu.be/6mbvu0Hf07o)


DarkSaber01

#[OKAY THEN](https://youtu.be/a3Z7zEc7AXQ)


adude202

life is so pathetic that we're gonna dealing with these shits


DarkSaber01

Yep


HAMagnus

It is Trap


PushTheNose

Transphobic


That_Gun_Show420

How?


miguelomx213

Jaja se ofendió Rianse 🗿


agnetoonryg

Do you people just like throwing around that word everywhere you can? Do you even know if that word applies here? And if so why does it apply here? All you asshats better start asking these questions before blurting out bull**** from your mouth.


PushTheNose

laughing about a girl having a dick is tranphobic


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DarkSaber01

How am I transphobic


buildingduck

How,though?