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Specialist-Target461

The really didn’t need to add flaps to these already stupid guns


SparseGhostC2C

But you need the lens caps to keep the rocket tips from getting dirty!


Someonenoone7

They look like a robots gun arm


chriswhitewrites

Hey laser lips! Your mama was a snowblower!


Nickorellidimus

No disassemble number 5!


VanZandtVS

Johnny 5 alive!


StillestOfInsanities

Los Locos kick your ass!


Fyodor_Ivanov

Into outer space!


KingConq

Of all the ways they could design a dude with a rocket launcher and a grenade launcher, they chose this.


LahmiaTheVampire

Guns are a mythical being to us Brits, so it kinda figures.


maaaxheadroom

You could you know… ask an expert!!!


ScherPegnau

Is that a rocket launcher strapped on a micro rocket shooting gatling gun? I get that 40k is supposed to be over the top batshit insanity, but this is something like a 10 years old would draw. Emperor save me.


Jaruut

Only if you roll a 3+, my child


MetalDoktor

>Is that a rocket launcher strapped on a micro rocket shooting gatling gun? I get that 40k is supposed to be over the top batshit insanity, but this is something like a 10 years old would draw. Emperor save me. My first impression was that those guns must be Ork guns, jsut used by space marines... but i am pretty sure Big E took a lot of insporation from Greenskins in first place making space marines, so this seems in character


MaximumPlume

You can never have enough dakka!


JerrWayneJr

Even painted a bit of it yellow


Tylendal

2/3 of an Icarus Array.


Albarzahra

This looks stupid as fuck I hate it. Just when I thought I was starting to like the primaris they give us this shit


Eveelution07

Give it 2 more days and there will be 10 alternatives available to 3d print


KingConq

Nothing to see here, GW legal team, these are just my own original "Bleakness Platoon" files for my "Secondaris Galactic Soldiers".


StillestOfInsanities

Isnt it Galactic Sailors?


TheWorstRowan

Galactic Amphibians?


Plutarch_von_Komet

Galactic Coast Guardsmen?


AnotherJoltReskin

I’d convert them so they have the rotary rocket on their back (boba fett, xcom robot style) with the main gun as a commando 404 like launcher cus that rocket rifle look like they glued a rocket pod at the top of a bolt gun and that ain’t it cheef


Ct-chad501

Oooo I’m a do that too


Tbkssom

No you see it's absolutely essential for the meltagun guys, the plasma gun guys, and the missile launcher guys to be three separate units, because Space Marines are all about tactical flexibility! Aren't you so much happier now than when you had Devastator Squads???


JESUSSAYSNO

Jesus christ these models look bad...


LahmiaTheVampire

It wouldn't be a space marine release without at least 1 derpy new unit.


JESUSSAYSNO

I don't mind most of the Primaris line, even Phobos and Inceptors, but goddamn does this one take the cake for one of the worst contemporary kits in GW's shop. Like put em next to a set of Devistators or Havocs, and the gap in aesthetics is insurmountable.


LahmiaTheVampire

I don't even mind the under-slung missile launchers (add a bit of variety), its just the size and shape of them. T-shirt cannons indeed.


justMate

Worst primaris models to date. I was telling people or senior sculptors left for AoS and 40k is for interns these days.


Grandadmiral_Moze

Hey GW, it's to early to do shit like this as a April Fools Joke...


SubstantialLab5818

Those can't be real models... Please???


Sablus

Those are perhaps the stupidest guns I've ever seen...


lv_Mortarion_vl

Those are the ugliest 40k guns that I've seen in ages, possibly contenders for UOAT guns ... After the ATV and the baby carriers yet another great looking primaris unit lol


InternetOctahedron

It's surprising to see these guys being so universally reviled. Some hope yet remains in the world


Henderson_II

On the one hand these look awful, on the other hand, at least it's not "firstborn unit but primaris" they tried to make an original design, they probably shouldn't have, but the thought is nice.


TheWorstRowan

If their guns are similar to reaper launchers I'll feel bad for Eldar. The specialised weapon squads used to be their thing, but marines are getting in on that.


Henderson_II

I think it's one of the things i really dislike about primaris, i love that fb marines can mix and match weapons. Primaris don't have that to anywhere near the same degree.


DornsFacialhair

Just feels like a Primaris Devastator squad to me.


Henderson_II

I kinda agree, it's a little more creative than some of the previous offerings but I don't think it's gonna be much of a hit, unless they make it meta, which they probably will. Presonally i'll stick with my fb devastators


Roman_69

Goofy ahh gun


[deleted]

It seems the Imperium started to hire Freeboota Meckanics


Olkenstein

Belt fed miniguns that shoots rockets would have been enough. The rocket launchers on top are just too much


usedtobeathrowaway94

OK those look ridiculous


Payinbills

Eradicators: I hear we are getting some more Primaris heavi…. Who the fuck made that gun! It looks like a dick with ears!


KonoAnonDa

I can see now why the Primaris weren’t given heavy weapons, because when they do they get shit like this.


Eveelution07

Are those top images photoshopped? Please tell me they're photoshopped...


GNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAH

they are not


princeikaroth

Omg those guns are fucking terrible. What is with the overabundance of guns on ptimaris units, it looks over the top dumb not over the top cool


MaSOneTwo

What the fuck is this even? I stopped playing years ago and whenever new stuff arrives it feels like whatever I played back then ain't what the kids are doing now.


Tbkssom

The kids went down a bad road and started doing much harder stuff


Eso-One

Just think someone gets paid to sign off on these sculpts.


Fit_Click_581

Real talk, I think the model is so cryptic on the weapon that the painter did not drill out the barrel of the weapon. I think that the center most silver and red section painted is supposed to be the barrel that the belt leads into, but the artist painted it red. Could explain why on some that have two laser optics instead of just the one. Ultimately this is one of the worst primaris designs. Can't believe they didn't use Gravis or a chunky armor for these guys or at least shoulder mounted missiles. Hopefully those design cues will be saved for an updated terminator set...


ingithepig

Discount flashgitz looking ass


Hungover994

Those are some funny looking orks


R3myek

Fash gits, or Derp Reapers.


noahportelli

Orks have found new armour


dinkydoo2

Those weapons look fucking cool


wulfhuman

You know those godam flaps will be separate from the gun on the sprue because fuck you....


NaveronTheSabre

These guns would be excellent for orks.


ThePraetoreanOfTerra

**I’m going to catch some flak for this, but I kinda love them. They just look beefy.**


JerrWayneJr

Me too, broadsides on space ships, actual horse charges by the krieg, warhammer is frequently impractical for the sake of coolness. A belt fed rocket mini gun with two bigger rockets strapped to them is pretty cool in MY opinion.


Short-Commercial-549

Oh these are gonna be so fun to use. Just imagine your opponent is so fed up talking shit and getting mad they fuck up something. Resulting in an easier victory. These guys are meant to be goofy, for that tabletop psychological phase of the game.


Mantonization

I love them. They're so ridiculously OTT


DeadlyPants16

Heehee gatling rocket launcher. I'm super excited. I think they look neat.


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

These are ridiculous. I love them


100masks1life

I am the only one that is not hating those units? While they would look better without those weird Gatling minirockets they are no that bad. Alternatively leave just the minirockets and take off the other stuff.


dzhastin

Yes, you’re the only one not hating these


LethalGopher

As an Ork player, I love these, but not for the right reasons. Disdain --> Discontinued --> Discount --> DAKKA GUBBINZ


WolfKingofRuss

Space Marines are getting Obliterators now?


FabricatorGeneral01

Something seems very familiar about all of this…


Sphinx-

Man, what were they thinking with those weapon models.. Reminds me of edgy 90's comic book weapons.


hoplophilepapist

NO DISASSEMBLE!


de_grolba_

SM players: That has to be the goofiest modes we get GW! Craftworld players: You get models?


GregPond

Johny 5's gonna make you unalive!


Erse_of_Corax

I was trying to find a way to love these but that cannot be unseen!!


Deadbox_Studios

As a csm fangirl, I unironically love these guns all the hate towards them is saddening.


ARK_Redeemer

"Number Five is alive!" "ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE! KILL IT!"


Minibotas

THE MIDDLE GUY’S GUN IS JUST AS BIG AS HIM, WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DO YOU EVEN WIELD THAT ALONE?!


Hunterino_Stupidino

That Is the least headious one


WhoElseButArky

Mothergunship: Imperium


SirReginaldTitsworth

Glad we’re in agreement on the Nerfblaster 9000’s but real quick how do y’all feel about the giant goofy back mounted sensors? I don’t hate the idea of something like a third of the size but those things are grotesque.


Patchwork_Sif

No disassemble Space Marine…


highorkboi

How the hell would they aim upwards


Lukeautograff

Flashgitz and Lootas at least have new guns


HellRaiser117

Number 5 is alive! *Glares in Tech- Heresy


GlowInTheDark______

Well...I'd rather be anally probed by aliens from National Geographic than assemble and field those abominations. I really like the primaries minis generally, but those guns look unbelievably dumb. Sometimes you see a new mini and feel so so about them but feel that they will grow on you. These are just plain dumb and ugly designs. *Edit* Actually, the minis which look to have dual mini guns are passable. The guns with dual missile launchers are the no go ones.