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Fiscalfossil

Nice to see it slowly slipping off the sink at the end.


Standard_Pickle

All fun and games til it slides off and you get kicked in the balls by a bar of soap


Maverick0_0

Tell me more. Im almost there.


MichaelW24

*Bonk*


avwitcher

It would fall straight down thus avoiding the balls, unless your balls stick out really far


Mac_n_Geez

My balls look like 2 zeppelins


Shua_33

You might want to get that checked out.


TastySpare

Take your pills, Herr von Hindenburg>! (no, not ze blue ones that also look like zeppelins)!<


grey_hat_uk

It could use the bowl of the sink as a ramp


mountaineer04

r/brandnewsentence


biochemthisd

Cue incoming dick mold jokes


HorrorPotato

Just so you know - they sell kits for that online. I kept my ex's dick as a trophy for a few years.


funnystuff97

If this were *any* other context...


Johnnyrock199

Even *with* current context....


HorrorPotato

Look I didn't come to a foot soap thread to be judged...


TastySpare

>I kept my ex's dick as a trophy nowhere does it say they're talking about a *cast*, though...


tofuonplate

What


Toplito

It’s called the “clone-a-willy” if anyone’s wanting one


GoldenEyedHawk

There's ones for custom shaped dildos so why not dick shaped soap. I just imagine that could go badly. What about soap in shape of a person, call it body soap


Rrangdar

Perfectly missed opportunity to make "hand" soap


lostknife

Full body soap


_ralph_

So you can feel clean inside and out.


biochemthisd

It was really only for oral use. I have a dirty mouth.


Sabata11792

I can save a lot of money casting my dick rather than my foot. I can reuse the mold for a perfect fleshlight after.


klware

Way too much silicone sacrificed for this.


SuluTheIguana

Looks too jiggly to be silicone, I think this is alginate. Those kinds of molds are only good for one use though as they degrade quickly.


13fingerfx

Definitely alginate. Still a huge waste.


Racingstripe

Not a waste for them, making money with this nonsense.


whathowyy

And this much alginate is hugely expensive


Meychelanous

Can you recycle them?


mrdotkom

It's made from seaweed so it's biodegradable. Used to use this stuff to take tooth impressions at a dental office


AlchemicalEnthusiast

Oh neat ive bitten this stuff


soulseeker31

But thanks to that, now i can put my foot up my ass.


arthurdentstowels

Make sure it’s soap on a rope or you’ll get kicked in the liver until your body ejects the fountains of foot soap foam like a can of silly string.


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Default1355

Roofies eh


anarchist5784

r/BrandNewSentence


lollerkates1

😂😂😂


dreambydesign808

There's gotta be a subreddit for that


QuackenBawss

r/MyFootUpMyAss


fleshgod_alpacalypse

/r/footfuck Nsfw of course


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The joys of working from home, not having to worry about NSFW tags.


terminalzero

be sure to turn your vpn off lol


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raven00x

that's like $200 worth of alginate for that. Shit's pricey. and they used like...twice as much as they even needed for making that, so there's a hell of a lot of waste.


PowerMonkey500

Way more than 2x even


raven00x

yeah, I'm being conservative. Point being that they wasted a _lot_ of material for their mold.


Madness_Reigns

If it can make you feel better, they probably wasted it twice once for the shot with the feet and the pouring and another time for when they fished out their prop out of the mold. I'm skeptical that they could have gotten such a good finished product with that casting method.


Ruby-Seahorse

Yeah, I was looking at the title - “realistic soap ideas you can replicate” - sure, I have a large tub of alginate just lying around, doesn’t everyone?! 🙄 /s


omgitsjagen

I'm so glad it's not just me. I could have cast three armies with all that silicone/cheapest-molding-sludge-they-could-find.


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dreambydesign808

Assuming we'd want another one? That's ballsy economics


kw_lauren

Why not hand soap??


NinjaPirateKing

It was right there!


twistednwarped

They have a video for that too, but if I remember correctly they used a glove rather than casting their hand. Gotta keep the bullshit content fresh, right?


cutelyaware

Why not dish soap?


freddy_is_awesome

I think fetish is the answer here


ZhangRenWing

Tarantino: *looks away*


Tossed_Away_1776

Nah, for him it'd be "staring with furious intent"


Dashiepants

THANK YOU! I scrolled way too long to find this comment, she probably made bank off this stupid, wasteful project.


Iwearacapeirl

What kind of a freak cums on hands?


LtWorf_

Everyone who has both a dick and a hand has done it…


AmbiguousAxiom

A handcum man. I’ll see myself out now...


Voiceisaweapon

It’s what Jenna Marbles would’ve wanted


Uceninde

Oh man, I miss Jenna. I hope she comes back and tries to make this soap.


killbeam

Too bad she's got a BASEBALL GAME TOMORRIW


SarahSureShot

point guard


mjfsuperstar92

I imagine that's what she'll call her wedding tbh


PM_ME_UR_3D_PRINTS

Wife and I watch J&J all the time still. I also found out that she's been subbed to Julien's Twitch account for *43 months*. She doesn't even watch twitch. Apparently when she randomly pops in and says hi, Julien is like "holy shit, that's a long time" and then gets a confused look because he doesn't recognize her username rofl


TerrorEyzs

Fun fact! Jenna and I were born the exact same day. Different countries, sure, but I was pretty excited to learn that!


LeonieE02

So what your saying is all three of us are virgos?


TerrorEyzs

OMG birthday twins! Nice.


different_as_can_be

they do it all for her


StupidDizzyMedicine

What’s the deal with Jenna Marbles and feet?


diarrhea_duck

Jenna Marbles has a fun little beef with 5-Minute Crafts, and she's made a soap hand from the channel before. Check it out: [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo3HwJNgi9M)


80mg

At the end of that she does say she wants a soap foot to use in her shower, so we can probably blame her, at least partially, for this abomination being birthed into the world.


gaidzak

There may actually be a foot fetish application for this particular craft. Lol Imagine rubbing that all over your face, body, buttox, ehem, my apologies, my imagination got the best of me.


purplemonkey_123

Lmao. You may have just found yourself a nice little side business. :)


cutelyaware

I think they found themselves a nice little fetish


counterweight7

Yeah I gaurantee there's a market for this.


Tactica1Sp0rk

.... brought to you by the makers of the Vajankle. (I wish I was joking)


-littlefang-

Thank fuck my partner is a redditor and I can Google this kind of thing without him being like "hey what the fuck?"


SouthernSapphic

"Thank fuck my partner is a redditor" /r/BrandNewSentence


-littlefang-

Looks like *somebody* can't google 'vajankle' without being sat down for a conversation afterwards :p


XxMrSlayaxX

Noted.


pickle_sandwich

This better not awaken anything in me.


tangledwire

It’s been two hours, anything happening yet?


pickle_sandwich

Oh, I fell asleep almost immediately afterwards and forgot all about it. Dodged that bullet.


cathorse109

Belle Delphine: Write that down. Write that down.


kR4in

As someone who's attempted to sell foot pictures this is exactly what I was thinking. Have y'all seen the foot fleshlights 🙂


StupidDizzyMedicine

What was your experience selling feet pics?


kR4in

I made enough to a buy a small greenhouse, so I'd say successful


StupidDizzyMedicine

That’s amazing, I’m jealous. How/where did you find the buyer(s)? Did you ever date someone with a foot fetish?


kR4in

I have a reddit and an instagram, the insta got shut down because of one insecure person who had nothing better to do with their time (I only sell SFW images and videos). I made a little less than $100 but people were definitely interested. I only stopped because I got depressed tbh, and I'm trying it out again. I also have a kik that I need to use better, you can find groups of people on there who are interested. Never dated anyone with a foot fetish yet, kinda curious about it tho!


StealthyRobot

Guy with foot fetish here, AMA!


kR4in

How did you figure out you like feet? Was it a gradual thing or did it hit like a ton of bricks?


Not_a_normal

I see feet as just a nice thing. I know when I was younger people always thought feet were gross and disgusting. I feel it's a spectrum of disgust to fetish, some people just are in the middle and feel nothing about feet. Edit: not the original commenter, I have a small foot fetish I guess, have only disclosed to partners, haven't paid for material and don't usually seek it. I have other kinks that get my rocks off more.


StealthyRobot

I think it started from my giantess fetish. I had always been fascinated by the idea of shrinking, and that community has alot of cross over with feet. So it grew from there.


kR4in

Yesss that's one I've never heard before! That's awesome. I followed this older lady an instagram who had a lot of fun with giantess pics, she would photoshop her followers as little people under and on her feet. I wish I remembered her name, I bet you would've loved her account.


-littlefang-

Man, if I had hot feet I'd totally sell foot pics, but I'm pretty sure I do *not* have hot feet.


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-littlefang-

Is learning how to pay taxes for money earned selling ugly foot pics gonna be something I do in 2021? Stay tuned!


KisaTheMistress

At least you are clean.


lego_pachypodium

Yeah. My first thought. This is porn🤔


TobylovesPam

/r/oddlyarousing


heyIfoundaname

Came here to say this, there's a bizzarly high number of foot fetishists out there lol


alexschrod

I recall reading somewhere that the place in our brains where feet input registers is very close to where genital input registers, and so there's a high chance of "crosstalk" for those two regions. Hence the commonality of that particular fetish. I'm not sure where I read this or how reliable the information is, so caveat emptor.


Runrunran_

This would be a cobblers dream to making custom footwear instead of making a last by hand


Karnakite

I was gonna say, if you made this out of chocolate or something, dudes would pay a fortune. Hell, some would probably want a subscription service. I do not get it at all, but whatever. If someone offered me $100 + shipping a month for a chocolate or soap mold of my foot, and all I had to do was make it and ship it off - I’ll take your money, sucker.


BleaKrytE

If it doesn't smell like a hitchhiker's foot after a long day wearing the same socks as yesterday, I'll file a suit.


db2

You won't even get your foot in the door on that one.


arthurdentstowels

A real hitchhiker would be able to clean their feet with the towel they packed


spazmodic-

Now this is the kind of hoopiness I can get used to.


Trimere

What an absolute waste of alginate.


Mistwing1

You don’t need a ten gallon container for a small cast. Gotta wonder if they just used that much for the r/oddlysatisfying thumbnail...


MP-Lily

Or because there’s a fetish for people stepping in slimy things barefoot :/


Venrexx

I feel like this would be to people with a foot fetish, what an anime body pillow is to a weeb.


ginger_huntress

Or all of that to Quentin tarantino.


WhyBuyMe

I'm worried that it is going to make my lettuce taste all soapy.


db2

Number 15


shallow_ymam

Dan Schneider soap


Lil_miss_feisty

Don't forget [Quentin Tarantino](https://voltamagazine.wordpress.com/2020/02/07/a-brief-history-of-quentin-tarantinos-foot-fetish/)


IhkeTRPlaysMC

I'll admit that's pretty cool, but for the love of god why would you ever make this and WHO THE FUCK HAS ALL THE MATERIALS AND RESPURCES NEEDED TO MAKE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 5 MINUTES CRAFT: *shows how to make thermonuclear fission* some random guy who's been waiting for 4 years to be able to make it: My time has come!


zackson76

Quick someome call Yoshikage Kira, that way he can have a normal peaceful life


Cychreides-404

DICK SOAP DICK SOAP DICK SOAP DICK SOAP


different_as_can_be

someone call JennaMarbles


NuttyDuckyYT

People with foot fetishes: **heavy breathing**


ChickenAndWaffleCone

There’s no way the way they molded that resulted in an actually well shaped foot. It’s probably not even diy, they just bought a foot shaped soap bar after the fact


ThurstyJ

I was thinking the same. Look at the top of it, it’s polished off where the ankle would be.


Kalt_Fishy

Quentin Tarantino and Dan Schneider want this product


treeling96

At least it's not concrete


Calenchamien

This could be cute if you did it with like, a baby’s hand or something, maybe


milky_the_milk_man

Yeah babies hand soap would make me feel fucking huge. Thanks for the inspiration.


OMGWhyImOld

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I think we all know what kind of people would buy these... Damn podiatrists and their creepy clinic bathroom soaps.


Inertia_spins

I actually really want one. It would be cool to wash my hands with my feet


Einstine1984

Sure, it's impractical. But also pretty neat


db2

Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!


[deleted]

Sure it’s impractical But it’s also pretty feet


thematgreen

Sometimes things are just fun to make for the fun if it


Mistwing1

But presenting certain time consuming activities as a “5 minute craft”, and giving it a cutesy aesthetic like: “lol even your kid could do this! Look at how much fun we’re having!!!” Is very infuriating to people who have at least a surface level knowledge of the project. Especially considering their shenanigans with hot glue, that crap can burn you, and is def not for kids. Especially when the project is too dumbed down for “kids” and you do not know of any dangers that the project contains.


thematgreen

I see your point, but a couple things to consider. First is that the name of the show doesn't have to indicate the length of the project. Red Lobster doesnt only serve lobster. Also, there is an implied amount of common sense when you follow a project online. The viewer does have a certain responsibility to use their brain.


EnycmaPie

Because foot fetish, that's why. Quentin Tarantino and Dan Schneider will love these.


ButterDragonFly1

I mean, I guess if you have a foot fetish...? (I have no clue where I'm trying to go with this)


StBlaschek

They'd use it in the shower to lather everything up. *Everything*.


BurningPickle

I hate these people.


78thftw

How come? This is fucking amazing


Miguel-odon

Of all possible appendages to mold soap after, a foot may be the least bad.


lollerkates1

What a waste of everything to do with this video. 1) materials 2) time 3) electricity 4) time 5) water 6) time


StBlaschek

Somewhere out there, a foot fetishist is heavy-breathing...


adorkableash10

Ben Shapiro wants one of AOC's foot.


BIGBASCH

Imma make my girl one of my dick so she wont ever miss the feeling of rubbing me


purplemonkey_123

You would have to replace it pretty often. You wouldn't want her showing the penis soap you molded to her friends after a month of use.


f0rcedinducti0n

I think we all know why.


tomisan23

from the creators of nickelodeon


Lamipoo

Why do you need an entire tub of that shit


Pige89

Is this better or worse than the hand soap though


Kukijiro

Don't show this tarintino.


S0ul_res

Now we need a diy concrete reinforced with straws to keep in from slipping Edit: ya know a sandal would actually work great for this


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Someone is absolutely going to jerk off into/with/at this.


milky_the_milk_man

Not only the silicone waste but most sinks are angled into the dish. It would be impossible to keep this monstrosity from falling every 12 seconds.


digitalPeneTrashun

That’s actually hilarious. I’m gonna make one right now


Roach0998

Anyone know the song?


helloleah96

No one let Dan Schneider find out about this


slugsliveinmymouth

I like this one.


IheartPandas666

Kind of cool.


wassupwitches

Burger king foot soap lettuce


Jeff3180

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHHHHYYY


maximum_meme

Polish the foot, mortal.


SL13377

This is cool.


bvllamy

Why stop there? Why not whole body soap?


coebo22

u/savevideo


TheOnlyBucketMonster

I would do that but instead of my foot I would make it so my soap flips off all my guests.


bielboyster

At least the colors are nice.


ShinyRaupy

for all the foot fetishists out there...


Ju4nM3n4

I'd make two for shower time 🦶🦶


Piggybank113

Can we ban the 5minute crafts channel from this sub? It's literally the lowest hanging fruit and also satirical content.


UndeadIcarus

This would be hilarious in a foot massage place


Polo-panda

*Daaaaaaaaaan Schneeeeiiiiideeerrrr*


Babbadooka

Tarantino is quaking...


Oh_its_that_asshole

Sex toy for someone with a foot fetish I guess? 🤷‍♂️


Nicolasgonzo87

i heard about this, i believe it's called a "foot fetish"


Kindly_Region

That would be pretty funny actually. Friend comes over and uses the bathroom and the only thing to wash their hands is a cast of my foot made of soap


rontherat

This some next level foot fetish shit


DeadBushy

Foot fetishists at their finest


beefjerkyzxz

I don't say this everyday.. But that makes me legitimately uncomfortable.


Lighttrendseter

Footfetish


[deleted]

I am more upset about them just setting that wet ass foot soap directly on the counter. WTF craft yourself a hand shaped soap dish to set that thing on.


dontreadthisnickname

u/savevideo


Rapalla93

Foot fetish guys convulsing in the floor. I’m thinking about the yellow toenail polish and that I may have just learned something about myself I didn’t know before. Is there a way to save Reddit videos on Reddit? Just uhm wondering.


Iredditfromwork

If you don’t understand this, you clearly need to work on your foot fetish.