By - purplemonkey_123
Nice to see it slowly slipping off the sink at the end.
All fun and games til it slides off and you get kicked in the balls by a bar of soap
Tell me more. Im almost there.
It would fall straight down thus avoiding the balls, unless your balls stick out really far
My balls look like 2 zeppelins
You might want to get that checked out.
Take your pills, Herr von Hindenburg>! (no, not ze blue ones that also look like zeppelins)!<
It could use the bowl of the sink as a ramp
Cue incoming dick mold jokes
Just so you know - they sell kits for that online. I kept my ex's dick as a trophy for a few years.
If this were *any* other context...
Even *with* current context....
Look I didn't come to a foot soap thread to be judged...
>I kept my ex's dick as a trophy
nowhere does it say they're talking about a *cast*, though...
It’s called the “clone-a-willy” if anyone’s wanting one
There's ones for custom shaped dildos so why not dick shaped soap. I just imagine that could go badly.
What about soap in shape of a person, call it body soap
Perfectly missed opportunity to make "hand" soap
Full body soap
So you can feel clean inside and out.
It was really only for oral use. I have a dirty mouth.
I can save a lot of money casting my dick rather than my foot. I can reuse the mold for a perfect fleshlight after.
Way too much silicone sacrificed for this.
Looks too jiggly to be silicone, I think this is alginate. Those kinds of molds are only good for one use though as they degrade quickly.
Definitely alginate. Still a huge waste.
Not a waste for them, making money with this nonsense.
And this much alginate is hugely expensive
Can you recycle them?
It's made from seaweed so it's biodegradable.
Used to use this stuff to take tooth impressions at a dental office
Oh neat ive bitten this stuff
But thanks to that, now i can put my foot up my ass.
Make sure it’s soap on a rope or you’ll get kicked in the liver until your body ejects the fountains of foot soap foam like a can of silly string.
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that's like $200 worth of alginate for that. Shit's pricey. and they used like...twice as much as they even needed for making that, so there's a hell of a lot of waste.
Way more than 2x even
yeah, I'm being conservative. Point being that they wasted a _lot_ of material for their mold.
If it can make you feel better, they probably wasted it twice once for the shot with the feet and the pouring and another time for when they fished out their prop out of the mold.
I'm skeptical that they could have gotten such a good finished product with that casting method.
Yeah, I was looking at the title - “realistic soap ideas you can replicate” - sure, I have a large tub of alginate just lying around, doesn’t everyone?! 🙄 /s
I'm so glad it's not just me. I could have cast three armies with all that silicone/cheapest-molding-sludge-they-could-find.
Assuming we'd want another one? That's ballsy economics
Why not hand soap??
It was right there!
They have a video for that too, but if I remember correctly they used a glove rather than casting their hand. Gotta keep the bullshit content fresh, right?
Why not dish soap?
I think fetish is the answer here
Tarantino: *looks away*
Nah, for him it'd be "staring with furious intent"
THANK YOU! I scrolled way too long to find this comment, she probably made bank off this stupid, wasteful project.
What kind of a freak cums on hands?
Everyone who has both a dick and a hand has done it…
A handcum man.
I’ll see myself out now...
It’s what Jenna Marbles would’ve wanted
Oh man, I miss Jenna. I hope she comes back and tries to make this soap.
Too bad she's got a BASEBALL GAME TOMORRIW
I imagine that's what she'll call her wedding tbh
Wife and I watch J&J all the time still.
I also found out that she's been subbed to Julien's Twitch account for *43 months*. She doesn't even watch twitch. Apparently when she randomly pops in and says hi, Julien is like "holy shit, that's a long time" and then gets a confused look because he doesn't recognize her username rofl
Fun fact! Jenna and I were born the exact same day. Different countries, sure, but I was pretty excited to learn that!
So what your saying is all three of us are virgos?
OMG birthday twins! Nice.
they do it all for her
What’s the deal with Jenna Marbles and feet?
Jenna Marbles has a fun little beef with 5-Minute Crafts, and she's made a soap hand from the channel before. Check it out: [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo3HwJNgi9M)
At the end of that she does say she wants a soap foot to use in her shower, so we can probably blame her, at least partially, for this abomination being birthed into the world.
There may actually be a foot fetish application for this particular craft. Lol
Imagine rubbing that all over your face, body, buttox, ehem, my apologies, my imagination got the best of me.
Lmao. You may have just found yourself a nice little side business. :)
I think they found themselves a nice little fetish
Yeah I gaurantee there's a market for this.
.... brought to you by the makers of the Vajankle. (I wish I was joking)
Thank fuck my partner is a redditor and I can Google this kind of thing without him being like "hey what the fuck?"
"Thank fuck my partner is a redditor"
Looks like *somebody* can't google 'vajankle' without being sat down for a conversation afterwards :p
This better not awaken anything in me.
It’s been two hours, anything happening yet?
Oh, I fell asleep almost immediately afterwards and forgot all about it. Dodged that bullet.
Belle Delphine: Write that down. Write that down.
As someone who's attempted to sell foot pictures this is exactly what I was thinking. Have y'all seen the foot fleshlights 🙂
What was your experience selling feet pics?
I made enough to a buy a small greenhouse, so I'd say successful
That’s amazing, I’m jealous. How/where did you find the buyer(s)? Did you ever date someone with a foot fetish?
I have a reddit and an instagram, the insta got shut down because of one insecure person who had nothing better to do with their time (I only sell SFW images and videos). I made a little less than $100 but people were definitely interested. I only stopped because I got depressed tbh, and I'm trying it out again. I also have a kik that I need to use better, you can find groups of people on there who are interested. Never dated anyone with a foot fetish yet, kinda curious about it tho!
Guy with foot fetish here, AMA!
How did you figure out you like feet? Was it a gradual thing or did it hit like a ton of bricks?
I see feet as just a nice thing. I know when I was younger people always thought feet were gross and disgusting. I feel it's a spectrum of disgust to fetish, some people just are in the middle and feel nothing about feet.
Edit: not the original commenter, I have a small foot fetish I guess, have only disclosed to partners, haven't paid for material and don't usually seek it. I have other kinks that get my rocks off more.
I think it started from my giantess fetish. I had always been fascinated by the idea of shrinking, and that community has alot of cross over with feet. So it grew from there.
Yesss that's one I've never heard before! That's awesome. I followed this older lady an instagram who had a lot of fun with giantess pics, she would photoshop her followers as little people under and on her feet. I wish I remembered her name, I bet you would've loved her account.
Man, if I had hot feet I'd totally sell foot pics, but I'm pretty sure I do *not* have hot feet.
Is learning how to pay taxes for money earned selling ugly foot pics gonna be something I do in 2021? Stay tuned!
At least you are clean.
Yeah. My first thought. This is porn🤔
Came here to say this, there's a bizzarly high number of foot fetishists out there lol
I recall reading somewhere that the place in our brains where feet input registers is very close to where genital input registers, and so there's a high chance of "crosstalk" for those two regions. Hence the commonality of that particular fetish. I'm not sure where I read this or how reliable the information is, so caveat emptor.
This would be a cobblers dream to making custom footwear instead of making a last by hand
I was gonna say, if you made this out of chocolate or something, dudes would pay a fortune. Hell, some would probably want a subscription service.
I do not get it at all, but whatever. If someone offered me $100 + shipping a month for a chocolate or soap mold of my foot, and all I had to do was make it and ship it off - I’ll take your money, sucker.
If it doesn't smell like a hitchhiker's foot after a long day wearing the same socks as yesterday, I'll file a suit.
You won't even get your foot in the door on that one.
A real hitchhiker would be able to clean their feet with the towel they packed
Now this is the kind of hoopiness I can get used to.
What an absolute waste of alginate.
You don’t need a ten gallon container for a small cast. Gotta wonder if they just used that much for the r/oddlysatisfying thumbnail...
Or because there’s a fetish for people stepping in slimy things barefoot :/
I feel like this would be to people with a foot fetish, what an anime body pillow is to a weeb.
Or all of that to Quentin tarantino.
I'm worried that it is going to make my lettuce taste all soapy.
Dan Schneider soap
Don't forget [Quentin Tarantino](https://voltamagazine.wordpress.com/2020/02/07/a-brief-history-of-quentin-tarantinos-foot-fetish/)
I'll admit that's pretty cool, but for the love of god why would you ever make this and WHO THE FUCK HAS ALL THE MATERIALS AND RESPURCES NEEDED TO MAKE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
5 MINUTES CRAFT: *shows how to make thermonuclear fission*
some random guy who's been waiting for 4 years to be able to make it: My time has come!
Quick someome call Yoshikage Kira, that way he can have a normal peaceful life
DICK SOAP DICK SOAP DICK SOAP DICK SOAP
someone call JennaMarbles
People with foot fetishes: **heavy breathing**
There’s no way the way they molded that resulted in an actually well shaped foot. It’s probably not even diy, they just bought a foot shaped soap bar after the fact
I was thinking the same. Look at the top of it, it’s polished off where the ankle would be.
Quentin Tarantino and Dan Schneider want this product
At least it's not concrete
This could be cute if you did it with like, a baby’s hand or something, maybe
Yeah babies hand soap would make me feel fucking huge. Thanks for the inspiration.
I think we all know what kind of people would buy these...
Damn podiatrists and their creepy clinic bathroom soaps.
I actually really want one. It would be cool to wash my hands with my feet
Sure, it's impractical.
But also pretty neat
Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
Sure it’s impractical
But it’s also pretty feet
Sometimes things are just fun to make for the fun if it
But presenting certain time consuming activities as a “5 minute craft”, and giving it a cutesy aesthetic like: “lol even your kid could do this! Look at how much fun we’re having!!!” Is very infuriating to people who have at least a surface level knowledge of the project. Especially considering their shenanigans with hot glue, that crap can burn you, and is def not for kids. Especially when the project is too dumbed down for “kids” and you do not know of any dangers that the project contains.
I see your point, but a couple things to consider. First is that the name of the show doesn't have to indicate the length of the project. Red Lobster doesnt only serve lobster. Also, there is an implied amount of common sense when you follow a project online. The viewer does have a certain responsibility to use their brain.
Because foot fetish, that's why. Quentin Tarantino and Dan Schneider will love these.
I mean, I guess if you have a foot fetish...? (I have no clue where I'm trying to go with this)
They'd use it in the shower to lather everything up.
I hate these people.
How come? This is fucking amazing
Of all possible appendages to mold soap after, a foot may be the least bad.
What a waste of everything to do with this video.
Somewhere out there, a foot fetishist is heavy-breathing...
Ben Shapiro wants one of AOC's foot.
Imma make my girl one of my dick so she wont ever miss the feeling of rubbing me
You would have to replace it pretty often. You wouldn't want her showing the penis soap you molded to her friends after a month of use.
I think we all know why.
from the creators of nickelodeon
Why do you need an entire tub of that shit
Is this better or worse than the hand soap though
Don't show this tarintino.
Now we need a diy concrete reinforced with straws to keep in from slipping
Edit: ya know a sandal would actually work great for this
Someone is absolutely going to jerk off into/with/at this.
Not only the silicone waste but most sinks are angled into the dish. It would be impossible to keep this monstrosity from falling every 12 seconds.
That’s actually hilarious. I’m gonna make one right now
Anyone know the song?
No one let Dan Schneider find out about this
I like this one.
Kind of cool.
Burger king foot soap lettuce
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHHHHYYY
Polish the foot, mortal.
This is cool.
Why stop there? Why not whole body soap?
I would do that but instead of my foot I would make it so my soap flips off all my guests.
At least the colors are nice.
for all the foot fetishists out there...
I'd make two for shower time 🦶🦶
Can we ban the 5minute crafts channel from this sub? It's literally the lowest hanging fruit and also satirical content.
This would be hilarious in a foot massage place
Tarantino is quaking...
Sex toy for someone with a foot fetish I guess? 🤷♂️
i heard about this, i believe it's called a "foot fetish"
That would be pretty funny actually.
Friend comes over and uses the bathroom and the only thing to wash their hands is a cast of my foot made of soap
This some next level foot fetish shit
Foot fetishists at their finest
I don't say this everyday.. But that makes me legitimately uncomfortable.
I am more upset about them just setting that wet ass foot soap directly on the counter. WTF craft yourself a hand shaped soap dish to set that thing on.
Foot fetish guys convulsing in the floor. I’m thinking about the yellow toenail polish and that I may have just learned something about myself I didn’t know before.
Is there a way to save Reddit videos on Reddit? Just uhm wondering.
If you don’t understand this, you clearly need to work on your foot fetish.