By - Bobisheremf
These sorts of theories are always my favourite. You can't really make a solid theory on Mike, Tenna and Spamton's past relationship; all of them have the same chance at being canon, and it's completely up to interpretation on what theory you prefer/come up with. It is like writing a fanfiction, but I think it's very fun regardless
I think Spamton was calling Tenna a criminal, and not Mike. Where \[\[Anything you see on TV\]\] was replacing "Tenna" in his sentence.
My own potentially incorrect theory, is that Mike and Tenna are two competing caporegime under Ch. 3's secret boss, who is literally a hidden, secret mafia boss. And the plot of the chapter involves the duo using you in performances to appease their boss.