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Left4Milk2

KKK headquarters burst up in flames Half of the elderly population in Argentina dies Guys he did it


Occamslaser

Is there a literal KKK headquarters? I always assumed they were just hanging out in some random dude's garage since the FBI fucked them up.


Apathyistheanswer

There's supposedly ~5000 of them in total. While they had millions of members in the early 1900s, they're a completely irrelevant group these days.


Jagger_The_Boss

There’s still some KKK groups active in USA look it up, I was surprised to see recent pictures of them


Wonderbalz

I live in south Florida and when I was younger, my aunt’s neighborhood had a few of them kicking around for a while. They used to leave flyers on people’s cars at the community center for recruitment. No one would take them seriously because it was one of those quiet retiree communities and nobody’s grandparents wanted to deal with that shit. They were basically just a bunch of skeevy old drunks that smoked out in a yard and nothing else. Pretty sure most of them either died or moved on, since don’t see their flyers around whenever I visit nowadays.


CorporateDboy

pretty sure there's a bunch of them


Occamslaser

I just googled it and the only one I could find was literally some guy's house in Indiana.


beautifulboogie_man

lol did you expect a San Francisco office or something?


Occamslaser

The way people make it out it's like an insidious organization with actual resources like in 1920.


RadTraditionalist

It was fun moving to Osceola about ten years ago to learn that the place used to be the Klan capital of the world and that my neighbors were largely ex-members. So fun. I got out of there a couple years ago. If you wouldn't believe it there's nothing to do in that goddamn town except go to the gas station, a greasy old bowling alley or a rough biker bar.


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Sighed_to_Side

According to the CDC, the younger you are the less likely you are to have received the vaccine...


SassMyFrass

Weren't the elderly prioritised for the early doses? In Australia, vaccination appointments are still booking out to xmas, we just didn't have the doses.


SexualPie

at this point im not sure if it matters. we've been rolling out the vaccine for months now, shortages have got to be gone by now. if you want it, you can get it.


braumstralung

Vaccine hesitant people surveyed largely reported that they would seriously consider getting it if they had the opportunity wrt childcare and paid time off work to recover from side effects.


sust8

That’s so lame. I have 4 kids, got moderna. I was sick one single day and it was 100% manageable. I didn’t even take off work. I’m not everyone, but dr said my fever etc was the worst he’s seen. Still: <24 hours vs covid. Morons.


SexualPie

i dont know everybodies situation, but from what i know side effects normally only last a day, and they arent even always that bad. i would imagine most people could get a *day* off work, especially for a vaccine. but idk, capitalism is ruining america more every year


[deleted]

Personal experience, both doses fucked me up for a few days, with some effects lasting a week. Still glad I got it, I'm high risk. YMMV


SassMyFrass

Not here: not yet. There aren't enough doses, so appointments to meet the doses are still going out for a couple of months. I hear of people who show up at the megavax centres late in the day to pick up on unattended appointments (to save the waste of what can't be stored overnight). For as long as young retail workers are pointing out that 'they can't get an appointment', it will be true.


NoSoyTonii

Same in Mexico, we vaccinated our elderly fisrt.


FuckingKilljoy

Man, I'm 22 and I'm already double vaxxed (Sydney). It was about 6 weeks from when I booked my appointment to the date of the appointment


xX_MrLurker_Xx

is that skewered by the infant and child population


ILikeLeptons

Sounds painful


amandez

You must mean delicious.


littlewren11

Its just a modest proposal


Apathyistheanswer

Nah, even taking into account that children can't get the vaccine, it still holds true. Young people are at very little risk of dying, so they can't be arsed to get vaccinated. "Young and dumb" holds true yet again.


Sighed_to_Side

No: https://data.cdc.gov/Vaccinations/COVID-19-Vaccination-and-Case-Trends-by-Age-Group-/gxj9-t96f


Lochcelious

You mean skewed? Lol skewered...


HarryPFlashman

Don’t go bringing those facts to this discussion we have boomers to Blame things on


VaguelyShingled

Surely you can’t mean the people who were last in line behind those very same boomers to get the shot!


CnCz357

Black people are the least likely to be vaccinated. [sause](https://www.kff.org/coronavirus-covid-19/issue-brief/latest-data-on-covid-19-vaccinations-race-ethnicity/) Are you some racist wishing death on African Americans?


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Ah yes, the ol' boomer remover


Cokmasta

Are the elderly in argentina particularly racist?


Left4Milk2

It was a joke that Argentina is full of Nazi vets


Enough-Elderberry511

Those nazi vets are already dead and they weren't as much as you were tought. But yet they're still elder racist here


Pretend-Mud8664

Unfortunately it's not only a joke, mate


ftb5

Yes, Argentina was the only country to have nazis welcomed. ehem.


DestinedEinherjar

-cough-projectpaperclip-cough


NoDot6253

Of course we did, how else could you explain our perfectly shaped bodies, smooth white skin and craptastic shitty economy?


Pretend-Mud8664

Uh? Where did anyone say that? Lmao The state of Santa Catarina in Brazil is proof of it. I know bc it's where I live :D


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Cokmasta

Legends.


bob_esponjas

Lots of nazis escaped to Argentina after the war. Some conspiracy theories say Hitler also escaped there. Also Elvis.


Kowalzky

A certain bar in Villa Gesell collapsed, no survivors to be found. He really ended racism


qxllt1

He is The Lightbringer


MisguidedBantering

damn just finished this series yesterday didn’t expect to see a reference so soon


mummummaaa

Damn, it was good. Did you read the Night Angel books? If not, I highly recommend! Oh, man, if I could read it for the first time again... I hope you enjoy it if you read them!


Erebos555

Seconded. I enjoyed Night Angel more than Light Bringer.


satooshi-nakamooshi

I liked the story of Night Angel more, but damn I loved the Guiles


Packagepressure

I wouldn't mind a follow up to night angel.


Demstillers7

All this love for night angel, I avoided it cause I kept hearing bad things, guess Ill pick it up tomorrow


Akitz

Great read for a teenager, as an adult there is a **lot** to enjoy but you have to look past a lot of YA garbage. It's a fantasy book which is always a coinflip as to whether the author can write women without being unrealistic or sexist and it fails it hard. There's a lot of pointless plot elements, flat characters, and thematic confusion. THAT SAID there's a lot to like about it too. Some of the characters are interesting and well written, and although the trilogy seems to take a while deciding what it wants to be, the way it all came together at the end was impactful. I read it when I was 14 and I still remember how it went. The world and the setting are interesting. It was Brent Weeks' first works and I've always heard that his other series is miles better, though I never read it. If you're young, or you're willing to gloss over some bullshit to enjoy an easy read, you could definitely enjoy it. I read the entire first book in one sitting and turned up to school the next day on two hours of sleep.


mummummaaa

I've found most authors leave any complexity for their mains. It requires a whole lot of thought and work to put yourself into different characters and experience their thoughts and feelings. (Work that most people wouldn't even *notice* tbh). You get to know your main cast, what they can and can't do, will and won't. It must be hard to do that for a whole cast. As for men writing women, there's a whole sub devoted to it. r/menwritingwomen You gave the series a really deep and well-thought out review, and it sounds professional. If you're still a ya looking for a career path, book review might be for you. You're really quite excellent at it. I'd wager NYT would like to have you! Either way, thanks for this one.


mummummaaa

Well, like any book, it's not for all tastes, but there's a good chance that if you like the lightbringer, you'll enjoy the night angel. Do remember though, the worlds and characters are very different. Being said, though, both series are full of gray characters capable of good and not so good deeds, which is my favourite thing about his books. Pick the first book up secondhand if you can, and decide from there before you invest thirty or forty dollars.


Ghumie

Wow, I think I read the first book, I could not remember the series name. All I remembered was wetboy, which I probably could of googled.


dirtmerchant1980

I fucking devoured the night angel series. Soooo good.


tharkus_

Just got to the blinding knife.


bitchigottadesktop

What series?


Packagepressure

Light bringer by Brent weeks


OhCharlieH

This is the way


BragiLongbeard

Lewis Jeffery "Linkara" Lovhaug single-handedly ends racism from his perch atop the Fourth Wall (c. 2021, colourized)


Guishetortugo

FELLOW ARMSMEN, I ASK YOU


Jarton

WILL YOU FOLLOW ME TONIGHT TO BREAK THEIR SPINES?!


yourfreekindad

AND RECLAIM WHAT ONCE WAS MINE?


Potato_Summoner

THOSE CRAVENS BACKSTABBED ME DECEIVED ME


Pigasus23

Never shall I tolerate their crimes again Now let the hunt begin


BulletzNMolotovz

YEAHHHH 7000 SOULS SCARED AND DAUNTED SUCH A TALE OF WOE


moe_q8

NOT TOO LONG AGO THIS VILLAGE WAS A GOLDEN SCENE OF HOOOOOOOPE CALL DOWN THE RECKONING! TO BRING BACK HOPE AND PEACE! RESTORE OUR GLORIA


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donald trump:"look th-THERE HE IS!"


l_CM_l

THROW HIM OUT IN THE COLD, DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET!


Cyynric

GET HIS JACKET


[deleted]

I love that you got the reference


FlyingPig562

Dingus dong and ghoulian


[deleted]

dingus dungus


SomeStupidPerson

GET HIM OUT OF HERE!


JustForAsking_

"I was watching Linkara... the GREAT Linkara"


ihavehadenough99

"AHHHHHH !!!!! 😫 BUILD⚒ THAT 👉 WALL 🧱 !!!!!"


Benjimite_

Mf built a TH5 level 2 walls, smh he rushed


sabotabo

DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH


ThePlumThief

[GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE](https://youtu.be/G-hJA03fAXo)


MrCalonlan

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!


BigBearSD

He is the Dayman!


iambobthebush

Negotiations with the CEO of racism have failed... Time for more drastic measures 😈


KDawG888

I'm gonna sue that asshole


TweetHiro

Misread it as use that asshole


KDawG888

if he can't pay I will leave the door open for this option


DeathCook123

Why not both


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Dude's crazy, he killed every living president, my grandma, and everyone from the prison lobbyist group ALEC, then he helped move everyone out of urban ghettos, got that 40 acres and a mule for all Black people, got guaranteed jobs for everyone, won the resulting civil war, then he guaranteed self determinism for indigenous nations, ensured universal healthcare for all, distributed healthy food, abolished the border patrol. What a champ


Sparky400Hz

If racism had a CEO it'd have to be Uncle Ruckus


TheGreenGobblr

That’s honestly really fuckin funny


INeedFreeJuice

Same, this is obvious just meant to be funny


RandomGuy2002

it’s obvious satire


playstationNsumdrank

like 60% of the posts here


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

May I redirect you smart fellas to r/Chadtopia


northboundcentreriot

Nah it was hilarious. The guys jumping up and down made it


norasmom15

Lmao it’s so cute honestly


Street_Hyena_9922

Finally the racism ends! Would not have guessed it to be him but, who cares cause he did it everyone. (Slow claps)


flavor_blasted_semen

How white redditors think black people react when they call someone a nazi.


PorcupineTheory

No, that's how my Jewish friends react.


TheCyanKnight

On the other hand, gatekeeping anti-racism is pretty pathetic.


AquaNeutral_

gatekeeping anti-racism is racist


Intelligent_Bread_77

r/chadtopia


BalmondMain

Faramis > Benedetta


ivvix

Lmao. Real talk tho I don’t know about classic but faramis is a literal god in brawl. Shoutout to Angela players!!


Intelligent_Bread_77

Hot sword lady with unlimited dashes> some necromancer nobody cares about


__Husk

Ah yes... a fellow mlbb player


Intelligent_Bread_77

We really do be everywhere huh


Williamgreaserat

Absolute Chad


PiratedAnime

say it with me folks: ITS SATIRE


Merrcry

People here are too dense to understand that


NeonWafflex

but but but satire can be cringe too!! right guys? i'm not saying that just to hide i didn't realize he was joking..


Bacon-Dub

I’m too dense to understand the joke at all, satire or not.


P3runaama

Joke is that there are bunch of people making similar videos dead serious about defending their family or country. This is kinda mocking version of them as people like that are often not against racism


Doggerous

I think its satire and wholesome?


P3runaama

You'd be correct!


Noshamina

Maybe you have perception +1


thehiddenbisexual

r/cringetopia user try to recognize satire challenge (HARD) (GONE WRONG)


Weltkrieg_Smith

(GONE SEXUAL)(COPS CALLED)(CHARGED FOR STATUTORY RAPE)


[deleted]

he will kill the CEO of racism


da_man_in_da_suit

Trotsky made the term racism, and this means that despite not being the CEO, he is the Founder of racism Inc.


bubblegummybear

We want him


PIMPLY_RACCOON

#exit light #enter night


StanFitch

TAAAAAKe Muh HAAAAN- - WEROFFTUHNEVANEBALAHN!!!


norasmom15

Hahaha man


Jaruut

TWISTING MY MIND AND SMASHING MY DREAMS


shaolin_slim

Enter sand…people


ModsRDingleberries

*Darth Vader has left the chat*


ModsRDingleberries

#exiit White #enteeer Night Sorry guys


-1__1-

take my...er... someone else wanna do this?


N0rmaan

You take a mortal man And put him in control Watch him become a god


Skrrattaa

N watch people's head ar'oll, a'roll a'rolllll! Just like the pied Piper led rats through the street, we'll dance like marionettes swaying through the symphony of Destruction


McNasty2571

The hero we needed the most!


HereComeDatHue

Man there literally isn't a better duo than cringetopia posters and not recognizing what is obvious satire.


CameronBinder

Chads all around


UpfrontAcorn8

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need


BlyatPower

Exit lighttttttttt Enter nighttttttttttttttt Take my handdddddddd ​ We're off to never-never land


sachiko468

Looks like obvious satire


ShirleyApolo27

Hi I’m pretty sure it’s painfully obvious


Epicjay

Why is this cringe? This is hilarious


Greggggghii

I dont get it


local_milk_dealer

The ceo of racism better watch out.


69th_fang_of_metsudo

This isn’t cringe,this is fucking awesome.


WeeklyBathroom

you know its satire right?


The_Sniba

How have nobody thought of this before


Clarence_is_dad

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Space_Monke64

Chad


Ruzzkya

thats clearly a satire


SRIOUS_GAMER

The CEO of racism is shaking and crying rn


OkValuable7709

This is hilarious.


JulEighth

LMAO


MLPRTEA129

Sigma male


A_Birde

100% GIGACHAD


Long_Ad8016

The true protagonist of the universe


jim_on_crack

r/cringetopia users recognize obvious satire challenge (impossible 😱😱😱😟😰😟😥😥😱🙀😨😟😥)


2Mobile

im surprised this music is allowed on tiktok. the last band on earth I would ever expect to allow free use is Metallica


Erich_D_Einzbern

Easy, just kill of the other races. You aint racist if there are no races


c00chieMonster420

Op doesn’t know what satire is


CL1CK1NG

Omega chad on the loose!


ProRedditarded

atleast he had some good music in the background. Say your prayers little one, dont forget my son, to include everyone


BlackyChan6911

It's over guys!! We can go home.


ldhsuued

B8


knownowknow

You know what? I'm going to say it


carlsaganblessyou

Hey man, you know what would be cool? If you came to my house and we recorded ourselves watching tiktok videos together.


Jdubusher1011

Can no one tell that it’s satire..


Sir_Nic9

Obviously satire


HopBee

This is so obviously satire


ivvix

Where can I vote chad?


Phlarfbar

Obviously satire.


gellizio

The chosen one!


Spell6421

cringetopia comprehend obvious joke challenge


Barndar7

Not cringe


tech_no-blade

r/chadtopia


Livid-Weekend-14

There will always be Racism


Alternative-Respond8

Breaking News: The President and CEO of Racism have both gone missing. Police suspect that this may be a homicide case. President Biden has responded to this incident by saying “Whoever did this must be a complete badass. It is my intention to personally award him the Medal of Honor for his service.”


CopyX

This is funny. This sub sucks


GoHurtMyFeelings

the demand for racism is greater than the supply. Let the downvotes commence.


i_exist_666

ngl the smiles of the guys on the left deserve to be on r/wholesome


uwulonso

satire sigma alfa male chad


MissNibbatoro

What’s the purpose of this subreddit anymore? If OP actually viewed that video and thought he was being serious and it was cringey, idk what to say


slenderender64

Someone discovered windows movie maker


SenpaiVader2

What he gonna do, emo boy punch me?


Nukeblaze

He looks like he'd break a bone when he sneezes


TerrifyingTacos

Playing Metallica over your tik tok does not make you more badass


Xitherax

Omg, his screen went all glitchy. He's such a badass. Whelp boys, centuries of campaigning and activism didn't do the trick, but this mans EPIC tiktok finally eradicated racism for good. He should do mosquitos next


Database_Database

Every black person that uses twitter suddenly goes missing...


Mr_dog321

Racism rates drop to zero


WEIRDGAMER991

Is that fuckin' oompaville


Margil3333

I actually thought the same lol


Overall-Ad-3642

He had to pput his foot down.


BobDaBanana132

What, are you just gonna sing along aggressively to Enter Sandman in their general direction?


Blueberrytacos69

Now that's a song


Real_Tea_Lover

That is definitely satire


AndrewIsMyDog

If racism doesn't end today he's going to sit on the couch and smoke more pot.


FourierTransformedMe

How dare you accuse him of being a lazy "activist?" Do you even *know* how unflinchingly he changed his profile picture to a black square? He did it right then and there and he didn't even give a fuck who saw it.


possiblytruthful1

Obvious satire.


Forfucksakebobby

u/savevideo