The hero we need
By - SouthwestTraveller
KKK headquarters burst up in flames
Half of the elderly population in Argentina dies
Guys he did it
Is there a literal KKK headquarters? I always assumed they were just hanging out in some random dude's garage since the FBI fucked them up.
There's supposedly ~5000 of them in total. While they had millions of members in the early 1900s, they're a completely irrelevant group these days.
There’s still some KKK groups active in USA look it up, I was surprised to see recent pictures of them
I live in south Florida and when I was younger, my aunt’s neighborhood had a few of them kicking around for a while. They used to leave flyers on people’s cars at the community center for recruitment. No one would take them seriously because it was one of those quiet retiree communities and nobody’s grandparents wanted to deal with that shit. They were basically just a bunch of skeevy old drunks that smoked out in a yard and nothing else. Pretty sure most of them either died or moved on, since don’t see their flyers around whenever I visit nowadays.
pretty sure there's a bunch of them
I just googled it and the only one I could find was literally some guy's house in Indiana.
lol did you expect a San Francisco office or something?
The way people make it out it's like an insidious organization with actual resources like in 1920.
It was fun moving to Osceola about ten years ago to learn that the place used to be the Klan capital of the world and that my neighbors were largely ex-members. So fun. I got out of there a couple years ago. If you wouldn't believe it there's nothing to do in that goddamn town except go to the gas station, a greasy old bowling alley or a rough biker bar.
According to the CDC, the younger you are the less likely you are to have received the vaccine...
Weren't the elderly prioritised for the early doses? In Australia, vaccination appointments are still booking out to xmas, we just didn't have the doses.
at this point im not sure if it matters. we've been rolling out the vaccine for months now, shortages have got to be gone by now. if you want it, you can get it.
Vaccine hesitant people surveyed largely reported that they would seriously consider getting it if they had the opportunity wrt childcare and paid time off work to recover from side effects.
That’s so lame. I have 4 kids, got moderna. I was sick one single day and it was 100% manageable. I didn’t even take off work. I’m not everyone, but dr said my fever etc was the worst he’s seen. Still: <24 hours vs covid. Morons.
i dont know everybodies situation, but from what i know side effects normally only last a day, and they arent even always that bad. i would imagine most people could get a *day* off work, especially for a vaccine. but idk, capitalism is ruining america more every year
Personal experience, both doses fucked me up for a few days, with some effects lasting a week.
Still glad I got it, I'm high risk.
Not here: not yet. There aren't enough doses, so appointments to meet the doses are still going out for a couple of months. I hear of people who show up at the megavax centres late in the day to pick up on unattended appointments (to save the waste of what can't be stored overnight). For as long as young retail workers are pointing out that 'they can't get an appointment', it will be true.
Same in Mexico, we vaccinated our elderly fisrt.
Man, I'm 22 and I'm already double vaxxed (Sydney). It was about 6 weeks from when I booked my appointment to the date of the appointment
is that skewered by the infant and child population
You must mean delicious.
Its just a modest proposal
Nah, even taking into account that children can't get the vaccine, it still holds true. Young people are at very little risk of dying, so they can't be arsed to get vaccinated.
"Young and dumb" holds true yet again.
You mean skewed? Lol skewered...
Don’t go bringing those facts to this discussion we have boomers to Blame things on
Surely you can’t mean the people who were last in line behind those very same boomers to get the shot!
Black people are the least likely to be vaccinated.
Are you some racist wishing death on African Americans?
Ah yes, the ol' boomer remover
Are the elderly in argentina particularly racist?
It was a joke that Argentina is full of Nazi vets
Those nazi vets are already dead and they weren't as much as you were tought. But yet they're still elder racist here
Unfortunately it's not only a joke, mate
Yes, Argentina was the only country to have nazis welcomed.
Of course we did, how else could you explain our perfectly shaped bodies, smooth white skin and craptastic shitty economy?
Uh? Where did anyone say that? Lmao The state of Santa Catarina in Brazil is proof of it. I know bc it's where I live :D
Lots of nazis escaped to Argentina after the war.
Some conspiracy theories say Hitler also escaped there.
A certain bar in Villa Gesell collapsed, no survivors to be found. He really ended racism
He is The Lightbringer
damn just finished this series yesterday didn’t expect to see a reference so soon
Damn, it was good. Did you read the Night Angel books? If not, I highly recommend! Oh, man, if I could read it for the first time again...
I hope you enjoy it if you read them!
Seconded. I enjoyed Night Angel more than Light Bringer.
I liked the story of Night Angel more, but damn I loved the Guiles
I wouldn't mind a follow up to night angel.
All this love for night angel, I avoided it cause I kept hearing bad things, guess Ill pick it up tomorrow
Great read for a teenager, as an adult there is a **lot** to enjoy but you have to look past a lot of YA garbage.
It's a fantasy book which is always a coinflip as to whether the author can write women without being unrealistic or sexist and it fails it hard. There's a lot of pointless plot elements, flat characters, and thematic confusion.
THAT SAID there's a lot to like about it too. Some of the characters are interesting and well written, and although the trilogy seems to take a while deciding what it wants to be, the way it all came together at the end was impactful. I read it when I was 14 and I still remember how it went. The world and the setting are interesting.
It was Brent Weeks' first works and I've always heard that his other series is miles better, though I never read it. If you're young, or you're willing to gloss over some bullshit to enjoy an easy read, you could definitely enjoy it. I read the entire first book in one sitting and turned up to school the next day on two hours of sleep.
I've found most authors leave any complexity for their mains. It requires a whole lot of thought and work to put yourself into different characters and experience their thoughts and feelings. (Work that most people wouldn't even *notice* tbh). You get to know your main cast, what they can and can't do, will and won't. It must be hard to do that for a whole cast.
As for men writing women, there's a whole sub devoted to it. r/menwritingwomen
You gave the series a really deep and well-thought out review, and it sounds professional. If you're still a ya looking for a career path, book review might be for you. You're really quite excellent at it. I'd wager NYT would like to have you!
Either way, thanks for this one.
Well, like any book, it's not for all tastes, but there's a good chance that if you like the lightbringer, you'll enjoy the night angel.
Do remember though, the worlds and characters are very different. Being said, though, both series are full of gray characters capable of good and not so good deeds, which is my favourite thing about his books.
Pick the first book up secondhand if you can, and decide from there before you invest thirty or forty dollars.
Wow, I think I read the first book, I could not remember the series name. All I remembered was wetboy, which I probably could of googled.
I fucking devoured the night angel series. Soooo good.
Just got to the blinding knife.
Light bringer by Brent weeks
This is the way
Lewis Jeffery "Linkara" Lovhaug single-handedly ends racism from his perch atop the Fourth Wall (c. 2021, colourized)
FELLOW ARMSMEN, I ASK YOU
WILL YOU FOLLOW ME TONIGHT TO BREAK THEIR SPINES?!
AND RECLAIM WHAT ONCE WAS MINE?
BACKSTABBED ME DECEIVED ME
Never shall I tolerate their crimes again
Now let the hunt begin
SCARED AND DAUNTED
SUCH A TALE OF WOE
NOT TOO LONG AGO THIS VILLAGE WAS A GOLDEN SCENE OF HOOOOOOOPE
CALL DOWN THE RECKONING! TO BRING BACK HOPE AND PEACE! RESTORE OUR GLORIA
donald trump:"look th-THERE HE IS!"
THROW HIM OUT IN THE COLD, DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET!
GET HIS JACKET
I love that you got the reference
Dingus dong and ghoulian
GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
"I was watching Linkara... the GREAT Linkara"
"AHHHHHH !!!!! 😫 BUILD⚒ THAT 👉 WALL 🧱 !!!!!"
Mf built a TH5 level 2 walls, smh he rushed
DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH
[GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE](https://youtu.be/G-hJA03fAXo)
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
He is the Dayman!
Negotiations with the CEO of racism have failed... Time for more drastic measures 😈
I'm gonna sue that asshole
Misread it as use that asshole
if he can't pay I will leave the door open for this option
Why not both
Dude's crazy, he killed every living president, my grandma, and everyone from the prison lobbyist group ALEC, then he helped move everyone out of urban ghettos, got that 40 acres and a mule for all Black people, got guaranteed jobs for everyone, won the resulting civil war, then he guaranteed self determinism for indigenous nations, ensured universal healthcare for all, distributed healthy food, abolished the border patrol.
What a champ
If racism had a CEO it'd have to be Uncle Ruckus
That’s honestly really fuckin funny
Same, this is obvious just meant to be funny
it’s obvious satire
like 60% of the posts here
May I redirect you smart fellas to r/Chadtopia
Nah it was hilarious. The guys jumping up and down made it
Lmao it’s so cute honestly
Finally the racism ends! Would not have guessed it to be him but, who cares cause he did it everyone. (Slow claps)
How white redditors think black people react when they call someone a nazi.
No, that's how my Jewish friends react.
On the other hand, gatekeeping anti-racism is pretty pathetic.
gatekeeping anti-racism is racist
Faramis > Benedetta
Real talk tho I don’t know about classic but faramis is a literal god in brawl. Shoutout to Angela players!!
Hot sword lady with unlimited dashes> some necromancer nobody cares about
Ah yes... a fellow mlbb player
We really do be everywhere huh
say it with me folks:
People here are too dense to understand that
but but but satire can be cringe too!! right guys? i'm not saying that just to hide i didn't realize he was joking..
I’m too dense to understand the joke at all, satire or not.
Joke is that there are bunch of people making similar videos dead serious about defending their family or country. This is kinda mocking version of them as people like that are often not against racism
I think its satire and wholesome?
You'd be correct!
Maybe you have perception +1
r/cringetopia user try to recognize satire challenge (HARD) (GONE WRONG)
(GONE SEXUAL)(COPS CALLED)(CHARGED FOR STATUTORY RAPE)
he will kill the CEO of racism
Trotsky made the term racism, and this means that despite not being the CEO, he is the Founder of racism Inc.
We want him
TAAAAAKe Muh HAAAAN- -
TWISTING MY MIND AND SMASHING MY DREAMS
*Darth Vader has left the chat*
someone else wanna do this?
You take a mortal man
And put him in control
Watch him become a god
N watch people's head ar'oll,
Just like the pied Piper
led rats through the street,
we'll dance like marionettes
swaying through the symphony
The hero we needed the most!
Man there literally isn't a better duo than cringetopia posters and not recognizing what is obvious satire.
Chads all around
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need
Take my handdddddddd
We're off to never-never land
Looks like obvious satire
Hi I’m pretty sure it’s painfully obvious
Why is this cringe? This is hilarious
I dont get it
The ceo of racism better watch out.
This isn’t cringe,this is fucking awesome.
you know its satire right?
How have nobody thought of this before
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thats clearly a satire
The CEO of racism is shaking and crying rn
This is hilarious.
The true protagonist of the universe
r/cringetopia users recognize obvious satire challenge (impossible 😱😱😱😟😰😟😥😥😱🙀😨😟😥)
im surprised this music is allowed on tiktok. the last band on earth I would ever expect to allow free use is Metallica
Easy, just kill of the other races. You aint racist if there are no races
Op doesn’t know what satire is
Omega chad on the loose!
atleast he had some good music in the background.
Say your prayers little one, dont forget my son, to include everyone
It's over guys!! We can go home.
You know what? I'm going to say it
Hey man, you know what would be cool? If you came to my house and we recorded ourselves watching tiktok videos together.
Can no one tell that it’s satire..
This is so obviously satire
Where can I vote chad?
The chosen one!
cringetopia comprehend obvious joke challenge
There will always be Racism
Breaking News: The President and CEO of Racism have both gone missing. Police suspect that this may be a homicide case. President Biden has responded to this incident by saying “Whoever did this must be a complete badass. It is my intention to personally award him the Medal of Honor for his service.”
This is funny. This sub sucks
the demand for racism is greater than the supply. Let the downvotes commence.
ngl the smiles of the guys on the left deserve to be on r/wholesome
satire sigma alfa male chad
What’s the purpose of this subreddit anymore? If OP actually viewed that video and thought he was being serious and it was cringey, idk what to say
Someone discovered windows movie maker
What he gonna do, emo boy punch me?
He looks like he'd break a bone when he sneezes
Playing Metallica over your tik tok does not make you more badass
Omg, his screen went all glitchy. He's such a badass. Whelp boys, centuries of campaigning and activism didn't do the trick, but this mans EPIC tiktok finally eradicated racism for good. He should do mosquitos next
Every black person that uses twitter suddenly goes missing...
Racism rates drop to zero
Is that fuckin' oompaville
I actually thought the same lol
He had to pput his foot down.
What, are you just gonna sing along aggressively to Enter Sandman in their general direction?
Now that's a song
That is definitely satire
If racism doesn't end today he's going to sit on the couch and smoke more pot.
How dare you accuse him of being a lazy "activist?" Do you even *know* how unflinchingly he changed his profile picture to a black square? He did it right then and there and he didn't even give a fuck who saw it.