By - regian24
Well of course it’s easy if you can run without touching the ground
actual mythical ninja warrior.
This is Chinese.
it's okay, they had mythical warriors too.
Fast af boyyyyy!
The dude is Chinese
Oh man. This rly got me - take my free award friend
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He finished that in the time it’s going to take me to stand up out of my chair and walk out of my garage back into my house.
I was agreeing with this statement until you started adding stuff after "stand up out of my chair"
Same here lol
Agreed, first one must kneed a reason to stand up out of one's chair, this one first kneeds to rock back and forth to gain momentum on account of weak knees. the propulsion bypasses the kneed for much knee movement kneeded when changing from a seated to a standing position.
I didnt even finished brushing my teeth
Back in my day there was no "American Ninja Warrior". There was only the badly subbed version from Japan on G4.
The superior version imo
It’s a whole lot better to watch than anything today
I don’t care about some 6 minute backstory that you once were bullied in middle school for a bad haircut. And now you got a gym membership and need to prove yourself. You just slipped off a seesaw in basic qualifying, Melissa. You aren’t special.
Seriously. Are these people inspiring? Maybe, but the guy in this clip is far more impressive than anyone I've seen on American Ninja Warrior. Do I want to know his backstory? Nope. I just want to see if he can wreck the next course.
Yes that. And bring back Ultimate Banzuke while you’re at it
Without a doubt. No dumb back stories, just full out ninja shit. I do wish that gas station (or was it mechanic? I forget) dude had made it to the end though...he came so close so many times.
“American Ninja Warrior” doesn’t have the heart that “Sasuke” had. Who could get forget the octopus man or my boy Yasuo Aoki who competed over 12 times and never even completed the first obstacle. Just so many memorable people like sumo wrestlers in the early days or that fisherman that won a few times.
Your comment reminded me of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!
“Right you are, ken”
Don’t get eliminated!
The commentary is what made it great.
Fucking MXC! I miss that shit was so fun to watch
"Get it on!"
In my day the neighborhood crackhead would do this just as fast if he were being chased.
I remember seeing that written on the back wall of the obstacle course and thinking "is this related to Naruto somehow?" Lol
"Spider Walkuhruh". Those were they days
Remember the old guy who competed Everytime and would bring a squid or octopus or something?
“Don’t get eliminated!!!”
MXE, it’s still on Prime
Actually no. MXC was different. That was the American version-it’s an overdub on Takeshi’s Castle.
Source: I work very very closely with the folks from ANW and Wipeout.
Dude this is not Japanese. It’s Chinese
If I remember correctly, he's in the military.
This guy said no to gravity
That was a quake 3 command in vanilla ! Good ol' times
Quake 3? Damn kids
I still play Quake II from time to time. I remember the day when we finally got a pc that could handle it... No more police quest, space quest or monkey island for me
I still remember my mates and I sitting in awe when we first got a GeForce graphics card and had colored lighting.
The First GeForce 32mb ddr . i put my card in a freezer for a while to easily change the orb fan thing. I did It was supercool , pun int.
YOOOOOO SV_CHEATS YESSSSSS
He looked at laws of physics and said "agree to disagree"
This would be a lot better if it wasn't sped up
Exactly. No need to speed it up when he's already going at a ridiculous speed. Look at how fast the seconds are passing on the upper right corner
Is it sped up? It doesn’t even look 1.5x faster
. 75x speed seems pretty close to real time
It is sped up ever so slightly. At 10 seconds in the vid it is like 8 seconds of actual time.
Here is your video at 0.8x speed
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Even at normal speed he still looks like he's flying. Especially over that Newton's cradle looking thing, holy shit!
The “not so Big Balls”
Thank you, that video looks way cooler.
Definitely - you can hold a watch next to the clock or think about the seconds ticking from the hit show “24.” It’s probably about 1.25x
Thank you! It cheapens his run. The man is crazy fast. You don't need to speed it up to make it impressive.
Is he really Japanese? Because the text is all Chinese
It’s a Chinese show. Native Chinese speaker here.
Reddit weebs always give credit to Japan
No prolly grouped everyone under the same race bc they do not know how to tell the difference
The original show was the Japanese "Sasuke", which aired long before American Ninja Warrior even came into being. The Japanese are far better than the Americans too. It's completely natural to see someone asian running the track like a beast and to assume you are watching Sasuke. If anything Japanese people get called Chinese by the people that don't bother to distinguish the different nationalities.
I mean yeah I can't blame them for that. For instance it'd be hard for me to tell a frenchman and a German guy apart. Even if there were letters on the screen. They look almost identical (unless there's obvious hints like baguette beer or engineers)
It's okay to be unable to distinguish, but to make a reddit post while being confidently wrong.
It’s an extremely popular format that took off first in Japan with Sasuke. I can understand why people would assume.
I mean the show was originally from Japan so
Sasuke was from japan.
Tbh(as someone that loves Sasuke and lives in japan), the whole ninja warrior setup is better though. Sasuke is mostly celebs failing on the first couple obstacles while ninja warrior in the countries it runs is generally a meritocracy with people going through qualies
I know the original is called Sasuke, some of other countries’ ninja warriors are called “Sasuke:ninja warrior” or variations like that too
Don't you know? On Reddit, China = bad. Any positive Asian news or event is always either Korean or Japanese. Pretty sad tbh (also native Chinese speaker here).
Disagree. Like native Chinese speaker means anything. Like Chinese is only one language.
Would you mind to elaborate on what are you disagreeing on?
I don't think you understood my point. Are you disagreeing that Reddit is a very anti-Chinese platform?
"Like native Chinese speaker means anything"
So I'm not allowed to voice my opinion because I'm a native Chinese speaker?
"Like Chinese is only one language"
No it's not. But I didn't feel the need to segregate all the different languages of China. Why do you feel the need to? I have nothing against you but the animosity you are showing towards me is strange considering I haven't done anything to you. Are you supporting anti-China movements? I don't know how else to take your disagreement
Is the text on the signs in the background Chinese or is it just the superimposed text on the screen?
Text in the background Chinese too. This is a local Chinese channel
Guys, it’s Chinese
He is chinese
Pretty sure this isn't japanese...
I think if they're Japanese it's just "ninja warrior"
This looks Chinese to me, Ninja Warrior was originally Japanese. Though I could be wrong 😅
You're right, it's Chinese (from Japanese speaker who feels semi-illiterate when they see Chinese). 😆
Anything else is just sparkling warrior.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 415,570,373 comments, and only 89,826 of them were in alphabetical order.
thats pretty neat tbh
Sasuke is the name of the show that was copied to become ANW.
Dude thank you so much. I've seen a few episodes like a decade ago but couldn't remember the title of the show. Thanks
You're welcome! Public Service Announcement: Sasuke 39 is scheduled to air December 28 at 6PM (JST) .
I think in that case it should be shinobi-no-mono.
This is Chinese…Japanese writing system is a bit different
I think this is a Chinese version of a Wipeout not Japanese, all the subs are in Mandarin and it mentions something about their contact information and the weather in Hangzhou?
This is chinese
Nothing remotely ninja related going on here.
Me when I forgot to clean and hear my moms car pulling up
Dude where does it say Japanese
This is chinese.....
Its Chinese. Not Japanese
the show is chinese tho
Amazed if it wasn't so sped up
This is Chinese, you fucking reddit wee s.
The other cameraman is focused on the platform waiting for the runner to show up.
Japanese ninja warrior on Chinese television? I’m confused 😐
One would assume that the japanese version of Ninja warrior was just:
Contestant number 1, you must assassinate Lord Matsumoto in his castle.
This video is the chinese version of Ninja Warrior. Ninja warrior was copied from Japan’s original “Sasuke” show
Don't Get Eliminated !!! ( commentary courtesy of Guy La'Douche' )
No ninja activity whatsoever
Woah! Holy shit! That’s cool.
Has he tried American ninja warrior, does anyone know? Just curious. That set up seems way too easy. Or did he make it look to easy? No way one can just sprint his/her way through the American ninja warrior course like that
Could I be the green ninja?????
Where's the salmon ladder
Chinese king fu u know🤣🤣🤣
Is this sped up? Because it feels like it’s been sped up.
That is F’n insane!! Want to see him on the US course
Here in America, our ninja warriors are faced with much more challenging obstacles that make it impossible to fly through the course in this manner.
The salmon ladder for example, you may be fast but youre certainly not going to RUN through it.
Me murica. Meee.
Shut it nerd.
I dunno. I mean yes, no matter what this is impressive.
But it looked too impressive to me.
Like he had been given ample time to practice on the course ahead of time. I know some people build shit in their backyard, but this was like he had the exact characteristics and performance of the course memorized. I find it hard to credit otherwise.
Japanese forest Gump
Next contestant... "I'm going home now"
Seems pointless to continue it after that.
Did anyone ever come close to that time?
ninja warrior is japanese...
This guy literally kept the same pace the whole time like he was walking on a straight road
So.... actually a ninja, got it
Pretty sure you don't have to put Japanese in front of it lol. That dude is just a legit ninja.
He looks just like that meme w shrek running around instead of the dog
I miss it so much
Mario stars 🤣🤣
This is how it feels when you’re playing classic Mario, and get a super smooth sprint/glide feeling and every jump you make is giant and you always land perfectly and then finish the level in record time. Satisfying…
He gave float like a butterfly another meaning
ninja warrior speedrun any%
Japanese Ninja Warrior is a lot shorter than American Ninja Warrior
Running from Godzilla
Sonic the Hedgehog
Correu só oq sabe
Sasuke was the best
Reminds me of sprinting through a level of Mario bros on NES
Speedrun any% glitchless skips
Isn't "Japanese ninja warrior" supposed to be just "ninja warrior"?
They only had to add "American" cuz it started getting made in America.
He literally speed ran the course.
The Problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness...
"A lot of things can be done if you just keep walking forward"
Aka ninja warrior....
I'd laugh if this dude only got second place.
Sped up videos are lame
Not less than what I expected
OG ninja warrior was best ninja warrior
That course actually looks pretty easy. I mean there was no climbing or hanging?
This stuff makes American Ninja Warrior look like a freakin play show
(Idk wha a play show is but my point stands)
Am I dreaming or have I seen this somewhere before.? I’m having feelings of, almost like, deja vu. Yes, yes, I’m certain I’ve seen this video somewhere before. But where? Where might I have seen this crazy video before? It escapes me.
always an Asian better than you
That show was soooooo amazing. Me and my son used to watch that back in the day. It's so superior to the version they have now here in the states.
god, they have really fast clocks in japan
When an actual Ninja tries Ninja warrior
I feel like every time I see this gif posted, it's faster than the last time.
The reason he ran so fast is because godzilla was behind him
Moving so fast the laws of physics don't have time to react.
NOT Japanese, you pathetic WEEB!
So... ANW is just posers
Not his first rodeo LOL 😂
That’s Chinese, fyi
BTW this is the OG Ninja Warrior.
This would be perfect with “gas gas gas” playing over it
Amazing and looks even more amazing when it's sped up like this.
This…..may be sped up.
That’s Chinese not Japanese.
This guy at the first obstacle:
Imma end the designer's whole carrier.
The original is even better imo
this is chinese
That’s not Japanese ninja, can confirm it is a chinese guy on crack.
It's not ninja warrior if the water is clean. Raw sewage or no deal.
Where are the difficult obsticles?
thats me when my mum is about to touch my pc
Announcer: "I'm not impressed."
why Japanese？ LOL It's obviously Chinese from Chinese TV show.
I am speed!
It is Chinese, buddy.
That’s an actual fucking ninja