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GGordonGetty

Well of course it’s easy if you can run without touching the ground


NapClub

actual mythical ninja warrior.


AMAFSH

This is Chinese.


NapClub

it's okay, they had mythical warriors too.


TacoPlug

Fast af boyyyyy!


imwco

The dude is Chinese


Ordinary-Milk-7927

Oh man. This rly got me - take my free award friend


flynnfx

_Roadrunner has entered the chat._


Polishguy2020

👊😭


GreassyStrangler

He finished that in the time it’s going to take me to stand up out of my chair and walk out of my garage back into my house.


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

I was agreeing with this statement until you started adding stuff after "stand up out of my chair"


[deleted]

Lol


DoctorTurkelton

Same here lol


aem1003

Agreed, first one must kneed a reason to stand up out of one's chair, this one first kneeds to rock back and forth to gain momentum on account of weak knees. the propulsion bypasses the kneed for much knee movement kneeded when changing from a seated to a standing position.


Think-Car5830

I didnt even finished brushing my teeth


Deja-Vuz

🤣😂I Choked


KnifeyMcEdgey

Back in my day there was no "American Ninja Warrior". There was only the badly subbed version from Japan on G4.


thatgoodgoodmacaroni

The superior version imo


Natedoggsk8

It’s a whole lot better to watch than anything today


notantifa

I don’t care about some 6 minute backstory that you once were bullied in middle school for a bad haircut. And now you got a gym membership and need to prove yourself. You just slipped off a seesaw in basic qualifying, Melissa. You aren’t special.


imjustbrowsing123

Seriously. Are these people inspiring? Maybe, but the guy in this clip is far more impressive than anyone I've seen on American Ninja Warrior. Do I want to know his backstory? Nope. I just want to see if he can wreck the next course.


notantifa

Yes that. And bring back Ultimate Banzuke while you’re at it


Sasselhoff

Without a doubt. No dumb back stories, just full out ninja shit. I do wish that gas station (or was it mechanic? I forget) dude had made it to the end though...he came so close so many times.


Thecramosreddit

“American Ninja Warrior” doesn’t have the heart that “Sasuke” had. Who could get forget the octopus man or my boy Yasuo Aoki who competed over 12 times and never even completed the first obstacle. Just so many memorable people like sumo wrestlers in the early days or that fisherman that won a few times.


Flyer331

Your comment reminded me of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!


Leakyradio

“Right you are, ken”


TheMonkey420

Don’t get eliminated!


thewayfaringflashpac

The commentary is what made it great.


motoman2550

Fucking MXC! I miss that shit was so fun to watch


Jazsax6

"Get it on!"


uniq_username

In my day the neighborhood crackhead would do this just as fast if he were being chased.


sloffy555

Sasuke!!!!


KnifeyMcEdgey

I remember seeing that written on the back wall of the obstacle course and thinking "is this related to Naruto somehow?" Lol


thero8

"Spider Walkuhruh". Those were they days


jackryan006

Remember the old guy who competed Everytime and would bring a squid or octopus or something?


iHeartGreyGoose

Kuramochi Minoru


IHaveATacoBellSign

“Don’t get eliminated!!!”


MrRogersAE

MXE, it’s still on Prime


Doc_Hollywood

Actually no. MXC was different. That was the American version-it’s an overdub on Takeshi’s Castle. Source: I work very very closely with the folks from ANW and Wipeout.


No-Block-9222

Dude this is not Japanese. It’s Chinese


soupiejr

If I remember correctly, he's in the military.


TimeGamer06

This guy said no to gravity


Ecstatic_Hovercraft4

sv_gravity 20


Crazy-Scientist5660

That was a quake 3 command in vanilla ! Good ol' times


Eknoom

Quake 3? Damn kids


Ecstatic_Hovercraft4

I still play Quake II from time to time. I remember the day when we finally got a pc that could handle it... No more police quest, space quest or monkey island for me


Eknoom

I still remember my mates and I sitting in awe when we first got a GeForce graphics card and had colored lighting.


Crazy-Scientist5660

The First GeForce 32mb ddr . i put my card in a freezer for a while to easily change the orb fan thing. I did It was supercool , pun int.


Glass_Shellz1

YOOOOOO SV_CHEATS YESSSSSS


Not_Guardiola

He looked at laws of physics and said "agree to disagree"


DoggoBind

This would be a lot better if it wasn't sped up


Robertbnyc

Exactly. No need to speed it up when he's already going at a ridiculous speed. Look at how fast the seconds are passing on the upper right corner


[deleted]

Is it sped up? It doesn’t even look 1.5x faster


VegemiteWolverine

. 75x speed seems pretty close to real time


Gareth666

It is sped up ever so slightly. At 10 seconds in the vid it is like 8 seconds of actual time. u/redditspeedbot 0.8x


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cryptic-coyote

Even at normal speed he still looks like he's flying. Especially over that Newton's cradle looking thing, holy shit!


Golden-Owl

The “not so Big Balls”


dethmaul

Thank you, that video looks way cooler.


willfightbigotsirl

Definitely - you can hold a watch next to the clock or think about the seconds ticking from the hit show “24.” It’s probably about 1.25x


morningisbad

Thank you! It cheapens his run. The man is crazy fast. You don't need to speed it up to make it impressive.


Guybowl

Is he really Japanese? Because the text is all Chinese


MiaMiaMiax

It’s a Chinese show. Native Chinese speaker here.


thesongflew

Reddit weebs always give credit to Japan


ailes_d

No prolly grouped everyone under the same race bc they do not know how to tell the difference


wishthereweremosluts

The original show was the Japanese "Sasuke", which aired long before American Ninja Warrior even came into being. The Japanese are far better than the Americans too. It's completely natural to see someone asian running the track like a beast and to assume you are watching Sasuke. If anything Japanese people get called Chinese by the people that don't bother to distinguish the different nationalities.


RichRaichu5

I mean yeah I can't blame them for that. For instance it'd be hard for me to tell a frenchman and a German guy apart. Even if there were letters on the screen. They look almost identical (unless there's obvious hints like baguette beer or engineers)


mangofizzy

It's okay to be unable to distinguish, but to make a reddit post while being confidently wrong.


Porphyrogennetoast

It’s an extremely popular format that took off first in Japan with Sasuke. I can understand why people would assume.


ScarletBaron0105

I mean the show was originally from Japan so


creepy_doll

Sasuke was from japan. Tbh(as someone that loves Sasuke and lives in japan), the whole ninja warrior setup is better though. Sasuke is mostly celebs failing on the first couple obstacles while ninja warrior in the countries it runs is generally a meritocracy with people going through qualies


ScarletBaron0105

I know the original is called Sasuke, some of other countries’ ninja warriors are called “Sasuke:ninja warrior” or variations like that too


DuckSashimi

Don't you know? On Reddit, China = bad. Any positive Asian news or event is always either Korean or Japanese. Pretty sad tbh (also native Chinese speaker here).


tommykong001

Disagree. Like native Chinese speaker means anything. Like Chinese is only one language.


leimd

Would you mind to elaborate on what are you disagreeing on?


DuckSashimi

I don't think you understood my point. Are you disagreeing that Reddit is a very anti-Chinese platform? "Like native Chinese speaker means anything" So I'm not allowed to voice my opinion because I'm a native Chinese speaker? "Like Chinese is only one language" No it's not. But I didn't feel the need to segregate all the different languages of China. Why do you feel the need to? I have nothing against you but the animosity you are showing towards me is strange considering I haven't done anything to you. Are you supporting anti-China movements? I don't know how else to take your disagreement


dangnow

Is the text on the signs in the background Chinese or is it just the superimposed text on the screen?


ccccaaaddd

Text in the background Chinese too. This is a local Chinese channel


HealthSeparate2409

Guys, it’s Chinese


Alternative_Section6

That’s chinese


happyn6s1

He is chinese


JimmyL_

Pretty sure this isn't japanese...


Username247

I think if they're Japanese it's just "ninja warrior"


GuybrushSleepgood

This looks Chinese to me, Ninja Warrior was originally Japanese. Though I could be wrong 😅


pallawatsch

You're right, it's Chinese (from Japanese speaker who feels semi-illiterate when they see Chinese). 😆


Craw__

Anything else is just sparkling warrior.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 415,570,373 comments, and only 89,826 of them were in alphabetical order.


floweyplays

thats pretty neat tbh


Karyudo9

Sasuke is the name of the show that was copied to become ANW.


Willgenstein

Dude thank you so much. I've seen a few episodes like a decade ago but couldn't remember the title of the show. Thanks


Karyudo9

You're welcome! Public Service Announcement: Sasuke 39 is scheduled to air December 28 at 6PM (JST) .


proctor_of_the_Realm

I think in that case it should be shinobi-no-mono.


radorigami

This is Chinese…Japanese writing system is a bit different


bananasushis

I think this is a Chinese version of a Wipeout not Japanese, all the subs are in Mandarin and it mentions something about their contact information and the weather in Hangzhou?


[deleted]

This is chinese


socruisemebabe

Chinese. Nothing remotely ninja related going on here.


Makoreactors

Me when I forgot to clean and hear my moms car pulling up


Past-Available

Dude where does it say Japanese


unsaltylol

This is chinese.....


fymp

Its Chinese. Not Japanese


Epik_mandude

the show is chinese tho


leonteale89

Amazed if it wasn't so sped up


thesongflew

This is Chinese, you fucking reddit wee s.


sgtkwol

The other cameraman is focused on the platform waiting for the runner to show up.


seanzechar

Japanese ninja warrior on Chinese television? I’m confused 😐


Mervynhaspeaked

One would assume that the japanese version of Ninja warrior was just: Contestant number 1, you must assassinate Lord Matsumoto in his castle.


ScarletBaron0105

This video is the chinese version of Ninja Warrior. Ninja warrior was copied from Japan’s original “Sasuke” show


[deleted]

Don't Get Eliminated !!! ( commentary courtesy of Guy La'Douche' )


snarkuzoid

No ninja activity whatsoever


edwduncan

Woah! Holy shit! That’s cool. Has he tried American ninja warrior, does anyone know? Just curious. That set up seems way too easy. Or did he make it look to easy? No way one can just sprint his/her way through the American ninja warrior course like that


MLC-PANGUIN

Could I be the green ninja?????


jump-blues-5678

Where's the salmon ladder


Cipher_23

Chinese king fu u know🤣🤣🤣


Another_Road

Is this sped up? Because it feels like it’s been sped up.


mhawak

That is F’n insane!! Want to see him on the US course


huckledebuck

Here in America, our ninja warriors are faced with much more challenging obstacles that make it impossible to fly through the course in this manner. The salmon ladder for example, you may be fast but youre certainly not going to RUN through it.


bikunoob

Me murica. Meee.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

#MURICA


liltx11

So true.


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MildUsername

Shut it nerd.


Sighwtfman

I dunno. I mean yes, no matter what this is impressive. But it looked too impressive to me. Like he had been given ample time to practice on the course ahead of time. I know some people build shit in their backyard, but this was like he had the exact characteristics and performance of the course memorized. I find it hard to credit otherwise.


h1den_

Japanese forest Gump


Vegasusian

Next contestant... "I'm going home now"


mordechie

Jesus christ


Thewholecloth

Seems pointless to continue it after that.


FupaHorizon

Did anyone ever come close to that time?


hedfonejak

ninja warrior is japanese...


liltx11

Dayam!


Tc_Angel

This guy literally kept the same pace the whole time like he was walking on a straight road


havaysard

Jesus Christ!


RandomJediKinght

So.... actually a ninja, got it


RobDrozden1983

Pretty sure you don't have to put Japanese in front of it lol. That dude is just a legit ninja.


_thebluemoon_

He looks just like that meme w shrek running around instead of the dog


Nullshadow00x

I miss it so much


[deleted]

F*** YEA


MorpheusKing

HOLY SHIT🤯👍🏻


tallCyclone77

What?


Natsu_dragnar

Mario stars 🤣🤣


Od-Verve

This is how it feels when you’re playing classic Mario, and get a super smooth sprint/glide feeling and every jump you make is giant and you always land perfectly and then finish the level in record time. Satisfying…


Kimolainen83

He gave float like a butterfly another meaning


Competitive-Pea8303

ninja warrior speedrun any%


ValandilM

Japanese Ninja Warrior is a lot shorter than American Ninja Warrior


Chalkzone3D

Running from Godzilla


Shimidzoshiko

Speedrunners irl.


SchneeSturm21

Literal 🥷


ToiletNachos

Sonic the Hedgehog


MolhoMolhado

Correu só oq sabe


Shooks1

Sasuke was the best


Practical-Eggplant98

Reminds me of sprinting through a level of Mario bros on NES


DerpCatCZ

Speedrun any% glitchless skips


jahwix86

Isn't "Japanese ninja warrior" supposed to be just "ninja warrior"? They only had to add "American" cuz it started getting made in America.


Mr_CoolBreeze

He literally speed ran the course.


chaos-virus

The Problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness...


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

"A lot of things can be done if you just keep walking forward"


Gifted10

Aka ninja warrior....


Sdbtank96

I'd laugh if this dude only got second place.


jeepguy43

Sped up videos are lame


TheSuperKoala

Yu-San Bolt


RafaelEightR

Not less than what I expected


BrokenKave

OG ninja warrior was best ninja warrior


spoonfingerzz

That course actually looks pretty easy. I mean there was no climbing or hanging?


Fishing-Relative

This stuff makes American Ninja Warrior look like a freakin play show (Idk wha a play show is but my point stands)


The_Badger_

Am I dreaming or have I seen this somewhere before.? I’m having feelings of, almost like, deja vu. Yes, yes, I’m certain I’ve seen this video somewhere before. But where? Where might I have seen this crazy video before? It escapes me.


No-Breadfruit-486

always an Asian better than you


SGJango

That show was soooooo amazing. Me and my son used to watch that back in the day. It's so superior to the version they have now here in the states.


LBIguy

god, they have really fast clocks in japan


kingwarriorx1

When an actual Ninja tries Ninja warrior


Deathranger999

I feel like every time I see this gif posted, it's faster than the last time.


IronGolem350

The reason he ran so fast is because godzilla was behind him


RocketSquid3D

Moving so fast the laws of physics don't have time to react.


heyw22ee

Chinese! NOT Japanese, you pathetic WEEB!


d3mon_eyes

So... ANW is just posers


BeePleasant8236

Not his first rodeo LOL 😂


Clean_Cauliflower_62

That’s Chinese, fyi


tacoslayer42

BTW this is the OG Ninja Warrior.


Big_C7706

This would be perfect with “gas gas gas” playing over it


Lullilei

Amazing and looks even more amazing when it's sped up like this.


GregoleX2

This…..may be sped up.


sp33dykid

That’s Chinese not Japanese.


Chest3

This guy at the first obstacle: ​ Imma end the designer's whole carrier.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/nhHe_CHucqA The original is even better imo


Ehvlight

this is chinese


BrazilianG1

Chinese*


novakie1

That’s not Japanese ninja, can confirm it is a chinese guy on crack.


TheHiggsCrouton

It's not ninja warrior if the water is clean. Raw sewage or no deal.


just_taste_it

Where are the difficult obsticles?


Green_Wizard_360

thats me when my mum is about to touch my pc


MonkeDBro

Announcer: "I'm not impressed."


joejoeli63

why Japanese? LOL It's obviously Chinese from Chinese TV show.


SickPup404

I am speed!


neclord_prospero

Nice title


Mobile_Republic_5031

It is Chinese, buddy.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

That’s an actual fucking ninja