By - Adolf95
When your ship is on fire in WoWS
It's ironic to burn enemy alive when they are literaly surrounded by ocean
*Quickly put it out! Then tapes it.* “There! We’re okay now.” *Finger-rubs her head*
Hans, what have you done!!!
"i had a misfire with ze flamenwerfer. my mistake"
[Alarm!(NSFW: Thicc german booty on full display)](https://youtu.be/uJHOMmc9030?t=62)
You are a commander of the finest culture
nice, real nice
Honestly I wonder how that lamp didn’t break.
PROBLEM SOLVED SIR! THE SHIP IS ON FIRE
IRL a lot of carriers sunk due to fire, get the Feuerlöscher.
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, The Commander.
The ship is on fire! This the calling card of a Thunderor that is near by spamming you to death...
**P R O T E C C**
Hans messed with the flammenwefer too much
I'd say that she deserves to burn, but this is Boxgust von Parcelval we're talking about. She's way too cute!
Don't worry, Parseval chan, the auto DCP will trigger and put it out immediately... lol. xD
In case anyone didn't get it, it's a reference to the automatic Damage Control Party consumable for aircraft carriers in in World of Warships... lol. x3
Hans get the fire extinguisher
"Bombards the box with the fire extinguisher" O\_O
Hans bring ze Wasserwerfer
Nah, we got CV DCPS, nothing to worry about there. She's got it handled.
Somone reminde her how hawt she is, so she won't be afraid of this fireball :)
I love how every AVP in a box is basically just her panicking about something.