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HulkSmashHulkRegret

At this point a foot would be pretty good! 😂 Don’t get old kids!


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sewingtapemeasure

Tfw it goes zero and you have to get it off of the tip like it’s silicone caulk


lowcarb73

A foot. While it would be cool to have a far one sometimes, it would be a bitch to find and clean up.


imredheaded

> it would be a bitch to find and clean up Can definitely confirm that bit


lowcarb73

I had knee surgery during football season my sophomore year and didn’t rub one out for about 2 weeks because I couldn’t really get comfortable. The first time I was able to do the deed, I had three shots hit the headboard behind my head. Almost gave myself a facial. I will never forget that.


imredheaded

Gotta treat the thing like a loaded gun, never look down the barrel lol


ShortWithBigFeet

I second that


blankshootin

10+ feet would damn near throw it outta her mouth and into mine.... I'd me ok with that.


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imredheaded

Lol, mostly from edging. Also maybe a naturally strong kegel muscle?


ShortWithBigFeet

I'd be good with a foot. I've hit the wall behind my head more times than I can count


Old-Passenger-9065

Neither I'd rather it just spurt out like it usually does, having it shoot far seems like a mess. I just shoot my load into my SO anyways.


imredheaded

And how does it normally spurt out?


Old-Passenger-9065

Oh haven't jerked off in a looong time but typically not too far, probably a foot, maybe a bit less.


Dkink27

Always shooting 10+ feet would be fun the first couple of times, but then it would probably only be annoying and messy. So I'd go for the 1 foot option instead.


redbull

The thought of cum stains on the ceiling above the bed isn't appealing


justme7923

A foot is fine


BlueChris93

I was always told to go for distance.


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imredheaded

As good of an aim as you want, but you have to focus on aiming so you can't enjoy the experience as much