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Nighttime_Wanderer

My dog loves to cry during BDSM sessions


Heterosextual

Maybe they want a harness too


Oh-The_Hue-Manatee

The dog is the one who they’re doing it too…


MyDirtySecr3t

100 lb lab would nuzzle her way between us constantly thinking we were "play fighting" Cats.. they just stare and judge.. this hurts the most


Heterosextual

Cats look into your soul


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My cat. He sat on my desk and watched me and a tinder hookups go at it. I didn't notice until she started laughing and said something like "Oh my god, poor things gonna be scarred for life"


Old-Passenger-9065

I'm now married because of one of my cats 11 years ago. My cat lured someone into my half of the apartment. They were visiting my brother and my kitty brought her to right in front of my TV while I was playing games. She bent over right in front of me and it was a sight to behold. We said hi then she stalked me online. Been together ever since!


OpenLionAO3

If I didn’t have a dog I would never have met my girlfriend


Lanabarefoot

We have two dogs, three chickens, and a corn snake...none have ever gotten me laid nor interrupted anything


Jimdude1234

Two wiener dogs lol , sometimes they bark on the rare occasion I’m getting laid


gfcheatedwithchad

If he was awake and the door was open, my cat would always bite my feet while doing the deed. May he rest in peace.


PresentationKey7132

A pet slut, not creative I know


Heterosextual

As in, you’re the pet slut?