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Luvlife93

The restroom at my office.


aaaacccchhhhoooo

A guy I worked with was fired for this. I heard he used his work phone on work wifi and IT found out. Oops.


LostMyBackupCodes

2 rookie mistakes at the same time!


mrgreyeyes

Second.. Quick fap to get the presure off. Thank God for smart phones.


Majestic_Lie_5792

3x. Don’t even remember why I was so turned on. Most likely it was because I had a female workmate that was very touchy and “friendly” with me.


killbot42

So you were reading a magazine at work?


Russibago

Nobody likes to "read a magazine at work, Marshall "


MudThe

Is that a how I met your mother reference


drummelbueb

Was the fact that you were in your office an extra turn on?


softdommegonewild

Same. Thank goodness for family bathrooms.


[deleted]

Outside, in 30 degree weather, when I got locked out of my house when I was 17. I even wrote a poem about it and got it published lol


MyDirtySecr3t

Pretty sure that's called doing the Icepick


[deleted]

white ice


iamadoofus

This is by far the most interesting post. Can we see the poem?


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/a/7JZKM4d


caligold1911

Thought it'd be more subtle but nope, flat out "I came on my house" well done


Robbie_Lieber

that would make for an amazing copypasta


ChaosRaven111

Art


hodge172

In the middle of a farmers field whilst on a bike ride. Was a horny 16 year old staying at family with no private time or space. Decided to go off on my own and took advantage.


Sensitive-Relative31

Seem like a person who always got plan B


[deleted]

In the front seat of my car. One leg up on the dash, skirt hiked up, panties pulled to the side.


guitarandbooks

Okay that's hot as hell.


[deleted]

Thank you, it was!!! 😉


Bandeau

Oh God, I'm so glad the air bag didn't go off


[deleted]

Haha!! I wasn't driving, I was parked! Try explaining that one! ;)


groma05

Weird question, but were you in a empty parking lot?? I wanna do this one day but I be paranoid


[deleted]

I was at a bar/pub and saw this guy that I had been texting/flirting with but had never met irl. He was with his gf and we couldn't keep our eyes off of each other the whole night. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife!! When I left, I was so turned on that I stayed in the parking lot (it was packed) and took care of myself. I didn't even care who saw, and I'm sure people did! I also wasn't very quiet, but it was absolutely hot! I highly recommend it! 💦


groma05

Love that!


[deleted]

Honestly, just go for it! It's super hot to experience it, but even hotter knowing other people saw me!


here4yourpleasure

You know for a fact other people saw you?


[deleted]

Yes!


Sabre9839

Nobody stopped to offer to assist? What a shame!


Opeth4Zx

Ok I'm turned on now.


Adam_Loy_1997

Work toilets, so many times


red_j76

Me too.


medos65

I did that all the time at some point Sometimes I even wanted to be caught by girl colleagues and fantasize lol


emily_is_a_dpp

I teach high school art. I'm the photo teacher so my room has a darkroom attached to it. Years ago I was dating one of the basketball coaches. I was working late hanging an art show, the team had a game that night. He found me in the lobby and slipped me a note. I slipped up to my room to read it. The note was really really dirty. I got so worked up that I slipped into the darkroom and got myself off. Afterwards I felt really embarrassed like people could tell what I'd done.


Danmont88

How ?


emily_is_a_dpp

I knew people couldn't actually tell, I just felt really self conscious and was worried I was acting weird or people would ask me where I was while I was gone.


Dreadhornn

What was on the note, that you got so turned on?


badkings519

I'm a woman and alot older now. As a teen a was very cough* cough* active. Even though I had a boyfriend I couldn't help myself, I would do it in class at my desk when the lights were off during a presentation or when I was in the office waiting for the teacher to come back, the restroom. I've calmed down alot since then.


cardinalkgb

Likely story.


Godspeed1011

Touched myself in my College restrooms, college library as well (under the desk) and once in my garden at night while a neighbor watched 😏


MyDirtySecr3t

Being watched made it better i hope


Godspeed1011

It definitely did.


MyDirtySecr3t

Love it haha


danonck

That's really a good one! Good ones to be exact.


Godspeed1011

Lol thanks!


htgrp

LMAO fuck i finally have a reason to tell the world that the first place i ever masturbated was the back of a yellow school bus. It was 6th grade and i was the last stop. I nutted and i thought i pissed myself LMAOOOOOOOOOO


Sensitive-Relative31

Time to shine


AstolfoIsCute

Some years back the Yosemite National Park camping ground seemed like the perfect place to have a secret jerk off session in my mind


Jaybizzle403

Pulled off the highway and rubbed one out on a range road. It was actually quite peaceful and helped the drive home lol 🤠


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[удалено]


Milf_Wrangler

This is a crime


Turnontuneindropout8

Lmao fuck em yo


GNG_DP

Church restroom. I grew up being dragged to church every Sunday and I'd always have to "go to the bathroom" in middle of sermon and go jerk off to all the girls/ladies in their Sunday finest thin dresses. One time the college aged daughter of one of my moms friends came in to check on me since I'd been in there for a while and jerking off to her as I talked to her behind a stall wall is a cherished memory haha


rthompsonpuy

Southbound Interstate 5 while listening to audio submissions on Literotica.


emily_is_a_dpp

What ones were you listening to?


rthompsonpuy

I honestly can't remember, it was 8 years ago when I was commuting 150 miles each way twice a week to work in Portland.


emily_is_a_dpp

Well if you have any favorites on there I'd love some recommendations. I have a long solo drive coming up and my favorite GWA person deleted all their stuff.


Goth_Girl_Gwen

in class in school. I wasnt a good student. I went no underwear under my skirt that day, just so i could tease a boy i liked.


ArizonaBull480

Hahaha this is bad. But a PortaJon at Country Thunder


MissShe91

Bank parking lot 👀 don’t judge me, I have needs too 😂


Nonickname12345

In the car by myself driving back from a different state


Horny_in_main

Up a tree in a field


oldmansbelt

Western State Lunatic Asylum.


halove23

Physics classes


christchan_o3

I jerked off in the same car as my parents, they were in the front an I was all the way in back with a blanket over myself. Id like to clarify I didn't just randomly do it, we were in Ohio and our house was in Maryland and I held it for a week and a half (for what felt like months to 13 year old me)


___JFanta___

They knew


Gunnerjak

Wife made me do it before we went shopping. Front seat of the car in a car park


AFX626

Talked you into it, did she


Gunnerjak

Pretty much. Was worth it


throwawaylol6339

the nurses office at school


MyDirtySecr3t

Did she/he cause it? Haha


Convoy16

In my classroom


Danmont88

You the teacher ?


Convoy16

Nope


RipMortan88

I was working graveyard back in 2012 and I pulled into a Wendy's at like 4 in the morning.


imthedumbgayduh

I used to be a working graveyard too


slyfox_427

Camping on the beach hotdog in my ass blew my load all over the sand


spiderbabyinapram

The hotdog really paints a picture.


Upinmybuttt

'hotdog in my ass' hotdog.....in.......my....ass.hotdoginmyass. hotdog. in . my. assssssssss. what?


slyfox_427

I did what I did lol


Upinmybuttt

oh shit, I just remembered my account name again. I should never judge.


slyfox_427

I was young and experimenting lol


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Can I be frank with you


slyfox_427

Ballpark?


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Close enough


ShiskeyWhits

In the parking lot in my truck before work. Or maybe driving down the road.


secre1son

Rooftoop of my apartnent’s building. To neighbor’s underwear


CollegeMiddle6841

This is super embarrassing, but I had whats now called a furry fetish as an adolescent and teen. I suppose one reason is.....the first time I masturbated to orgasm was with the help of a dolled up kitty cat with a pink dress on . Anyway our church basement had a bunch of different rooms setup for teen church. One of these rooms had a life-size teddy bear stuffy. I locked the door behind me and I ripped a hole in the crotch of the bear and fucked it to completion several times. Every time I did this I could hear our church choir singing hymns!


zzzzzzzzzz55

Prison.


texan-wanderer

School restroom


Howsurheadlove

Outside on the lawn 😅


___JFanta___

I feel like doing it outside in nature would bring a sense of peace. Would it not?


Emperor_PVP

At school Edit: I went inside a classroom that was opened and nobody was there so I just did the deed, and when I was done I just simply left the classroom, while everyone was still in their classrooms


JonnyP222

The bathroom at a jam packed bar. Drugs were involved


devildance3

Alabama


angle_madeup

In my car, while driving, when I was 16 or 17. Driving home from dropping off my gf. I had fingered her earlier and was sniffing my fingers and touching myself because I was so turned on.


hashpipess

went hiking in some reservoir and stumbled upon some white supremacist shit spray painted in a little cave. Wp and swastikas & the like. Busted a nut just to desecrate the fuckers hangout spot


tigmarko

Shoulda got a stick and smeared it in a hammer and sickle, or maybe a BLM fist just to really piss them off when they come back and find it dried up over their graffiti


AnonLurker69

In a hedge when I was walking home from school


billibobagins

Loads of site toilets, in lay bys, on a train in open (empty carriage), in bushes at work when no site toilets


infinity_600

Workplace toilet. It's probably not really weird, but it was right outside the office of the lady I was fantasizing about. I'd get a good look at her on my way in. I liked to pretend she was leaned over holding herself up against the wall, taking it from behind


Puzzleheaded_Luck487

In a cave on a cave tour, we all turned our lights off so the guide could tell a story about how dark the inside of a cave really is, I was like 14 so I decided to squeeze one out as quietly as I could.


stephiesparkles87

My car while driving home from work


only37mm

i was in one of those huge suvs that have like three rows of seats coming back from a party with a big part of my coworkers, the whole car was full and a friend who was sitting next to me and into me (and i into her obviously) got her hands down my panties, cos i had once mentioned how doing the do in the back of a moving car is one of my fantasies. we were mostly drunk and i was trying not to make any noise and probably failing. not so weird just very risky.


DarkQueenAnna

While driving


princeofsrilanka

Recently in a bus. It was a 4 hour ride and i slept and wake up horny and i felt im wet and i was wearing a skirt and a blouse and i rubbed my clit slowly


XoSkelly3

At the agean Sea lol.


MyDirtySecr3t

Lol i gotta know more.. boat? Beach? Water? Haha


XoSkelly3

In the water lol.


Sallyandmolly

grandfather's wake


spiderbabyinapram

Over the coffin


Sallyandmolly

far away from grampa.


all_usernames_staken

During middle school math class


r00ddude

From the chair where we have to watch the floor over clients.... this chick was totally flashing me ans I was stuck with no relief... so had to relieve myself


Arqam_qazi

school bathrooms


_-_-_-Farinxe-_-_-_

Middle of winter, in my car, on my way to work at 6 am


Darker___

My friend’s bedroom at a sleepover


here4yourpleasure

Nursing mother’s room at church. Don’t worry, it wasn’t during a service, there were no babies/minors/anyone else present.


throwRA_anomymous

Went for a walk and masturbated in a gazebo fully nude; when I was living in a metropolitan area back in 2019, I’d look forward to the late night bus rides home after work because then that meant that I could drop my bottoms and go to town. There were other people present but luckily I never got caught.


nerdypeaches

In the car with my parents in the back seat.


fucuasshole2

They knew


___JFanta___

They definitely knew


norm-m

While driving. Still do this sometimes


Kerosene_Turtle

In the car, on a road trip, with my family, under a blanket. I was like 13


ToasterOS

They knew.


Kerosene_Turtle

I’m sure they did…


danonck

I was shooting photos of a house and sexting at the same time. At one point the girl I was writing with decided to tease me with some really sexy photos and videos and I couldn't help myself. Even though I was by myself in the house I locked myself in the bathroom just in case. And checked for cameras, lol.


vbcbandr

I feel like this thread should also ask: are you a man or woman.


Danmont88

Walked up a ski slope and into the woods and rubbed one out. Office bathroom. In my office but, was rather difficult. Large windows on one side people could see in. Doors were locked but the big boss had a key and tended to stay late and from time to time come down to look for something. Also was limited on time due to having to catch the last bus. Actually had to get behind the customer counter and in a corner, really wasn't worth all the trouble and worry but, I didn't have many places to go for privacy. Behind a haystack on my grand folks farm.


ACCEPTING_DM_NUDES

In the middle of a slightly crowded ocean, yeah not too proud of that one but i just couldn't hold it in anymore


Shadow_Hound_117

Accidentally had a boner and couldn't get rid of it and ended up finishing while swimming at a lake in town where other people were swimming too, felt like I committed a crime or something at the time, now I just wonder how many other times teenage hormones have caused someone to leave their swimmers in the public pool or swimming lake without anyone knowing.......


ZeroPenguinParty

Guy I went to university with once masturbated in the back on a moving truck...while the truck was moving on a major highway.


EnigmaNero

College library, I was sitting at a computer. Just randomly got incredibly horny. Unzipped my pants, just sat there stroking my cock until I came.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

I was 13, walled off into the woods. Sat on a log over the stream and wanked off into the stream.


The_AsianXhosa

I once did it in my grandmas garden on the flowers just for the hell of it


Mr6ixFour

When I was 15 or 16, I was on a road trip with my dad to visit my grandparents and my gf at the time was sending me explicit texts. I got super horny so I told my dad that I needed to stop at a rest stop. I went into the bathroom and for some reason there was a magazine/catalog so I decided to jerk off and blow my load into the middle of the catalog and leave it for someone to find.


justme7923

In my car driving on I-95


snot_sure

I'm a field service tech and drive quite a bit for work. I was really wanting to get off one day and pulled off into a rest stop. I parked away from other cars and jersey off. I really enjoyed it and now I typically pull over and jerk off most days I'm on the road. It hasn't interfered with sex at home in any way, but it certainly has become a thing for me. Id love to meet a woman into this as well, id love to experiment with mutual maturbation.


NeverBeenToCincy

In the bushes at the beach, because I was so excited my girlfriend was talking to guys while topless.


sweetnurse7

While driving


StationSignificant47

Drive way when I was about 15


parmesan_sean

Be me, 17 Friend too busy playing WoW Lightbulb moment hits - he has an older sister, his sister lives there, she showers there, therefore, her used panties have to be somewhere Say I have to go to the bathroom Sift through hamper containing like 5 of his mom’s shit stained panties just to find his sister’s thong Run to the bathroom Hold his sister’s dried vaginal discharge against my nose with one hand and jack off with the other Have the most powerful orgasm I’ve had in my life Do this all day “Man, you’ve been going to the bathroom a lot. Are you okay?”


sihasihasi

That's me, but staying with my cousins when I was about 15[M], one of whom was a couple of years older than me and female. I'll never forget that scent.


guitarandbooks

Male. School bathroom in hs. Years later, work bathroom because of this cute Asian intern we had. I had to do the deed before the hour long train ride home! Judging by the other responses here, neither of these are uncommon it seems. ​ side note: it'd be nice if people could state male or female. Also, females, more details would be welcome. (For science of course.)


qalanj0

Cemetery also I slept there that night


wevie13

Airplane....although my gal did it for me after I got her off first. Does that count?


barbieox

While driving by myself on a road trip. Cruise control does wonders ;)


Greedy-Interest-9374

In a public bus 😆 because of girl's ass🤤


LYDWAC

creep


arthurguillaume

uh sir isn't that illegal ?


Greedy-Interest-9374

Kinda but my dick was hard as rock!


[deleted]

At work when I was 16


457thtimesacharm

Study carrel in library in grad school.


throwtrash9000

A restaurant parking lot.


helaodinsdottir11

At work in my office.


mr_splashum

On the train


MangaReader95

Mountains


They_call_me_Murray

Workplace bathroom


TheWordShaker

Literally once at every job I've ever had, except the current one. In reclusive bathrooms of course, I'm not some kind of animal. I kinda value one of those double, because it was a public library. Teenage years be crazy, yknow?


Icockedher

I actually pulled one off driving down the Interstate.


OldKnight666

Public restrooms. Men and women's restrooms.


AnonymsF43

typical car, work locations


Dueny

On the edge of a cliff


MyDirtySecr3t

I gotta ask... "off" the edge of a cliff aswell?


Dueny

I feel as if I wouldn't be here to even share this if it was "off" the cliff. One of the more intense orgasms I've ever had.


MyDirtySecr3t

As in finish off the cliff haha


lenny446

Everywhere


04KB

Probably a toilet


Professional_Sign905

The school toilets, I always skip class just to have a little fun lmfao


Automatic-Molasses-2

Forward machinery your on the guided missile carrier I was stationed on. That or while on the freeway while driving home from work in rush hour traffic.


Deristrome

Kitchen


Swarleymon

High school bathroom while my sister had a basketball game. I was bored and at that point didn't go to that school yet.


AffectionateAnarchy

Work or just in traffic


dark_blue_7

The office bathroom, and the main-floor bathroom at my ex-in-laws' house, while they were in the next room. Just couldn't wait. Guess I was really distracted. I feel like I should get extra difficulty points for being a girl and still pulling this off.


Professional_Carob73

Not the turned on part but in the middle of a corn field in Iraq… lol


Brosado20

The library bathroom


addi_rr_69

On a mountain.


Aa_ron204

On a plane, at work many other’s


Stitch_Turtle919

On a roadtrip with my parents in the car


catterchatter

Driving down the highway on a road trip


Knee_and_Toe_Thief

In a hammock out camping on a family trip