The restroom at my office.
A guy I worked with was fired for this. I heard he used his work phone on work wifi and IT found out. Oops.
2 rookie mistakes at the same time!
Second.. Quick fap to get the presure off. Thank God for smart phones.
Don’t even remember why I was so turned on.
Most likely it was because I had a female workmate that was very touchy and “friendly” with me.
So you were reading a magazine at work?
Nobody likes to "read a magazine at work, Marshall "
Is that a how I met your mother reference
Was the fact that you were in your office an extra turn on?
Same. Thank goodness for family bathrooms.
Outside, in 30 degree weather, when I got locked out of my house when I was 17. I even wrote a poem about it and got it published lol
Pretty sure that's called doing the Icepick
This is by far the most interesting post. Can we see the poem?
Thought it'd be more subtle but nope, flat out "I came on my house" well done
that would make for an amazing copypasta
In the middle of a farmers field whilst on a bike ride. Was a horny 16 year old staying at family with no private time or space. Decided to go off on my own and took advantage.
Seem like a person who always got plan B
In the front seat of my car. One leg up on the dash, skirt hiked up, panties pulled to the side.
Okay that's hot as hell.
Thank you, it was!!! 😉
Oh God, I'm so glad the air bag didn't go off
Haha!! I wasn't driving, I was parked! Try explaining that one! ;)
Weird question, but were you in a empty parking lot?? I wanna do this one day but I be paranoid
I was at a bar/pub and saw this guy that I had been texting/flirting with but had never met irl. He was with his gf and we couldn't keep our eyes off of each other the whole night. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife!!
When I left, I was so turned on that I stayed in the parking lot (it was packed) and took care of myself. I didn't even care who saw, and I'm sure people did! I also wasn't very quiet, but it was absolutely hot! I highly recommend it! 💦
Honestly, just go for it! It's super hot to experience it, but even hotter knowing other people saw me!
You know for a fact other people saw you?
Nobody stopped to offer to assist? What a shame!
Ok I'm turned on now.
Work toilets, so many times
I did that all the time at some point
Sometimes I even wanted to be caught by girl colleagues and fantasize lol
I teach high school art. I'm the photo teacher so my room has a darkroom attached to it. Years ago I was dating one of the basketball coaches. I was working late hanging an art show, the team had a game that night. He found me in the lobby and slipped me a note.
I slipped up to my room to read it. The note was really really dirty. I got so worked up that I slipped into the darkroom and got myself off.
Afterwards I felt really embarrassed like people could tell what I'd done.
I knew people couldn't actually tell, I just felt really self conscious and was worried I was acting weird or people would ask me where I was while I was gone.
What was on the note, that you got so turned on?
I'm a woman and alot older now. As a teen a was very cough* cough* active. Even though I had a boyfriend I couldn't help myself, I would do it in class at my desk when the lights were off during a presentation or when I was in the office waiting for the teacher to come back, the restroom. I've calmed down alot since then.
Touched myself in my College restrooms, college library as well (under the desk) and once in my garden at night while a neighbor watched 😏
Being watched made it better i hope
It definitely did.
Love it haha
That's really a good one! Good ones to be exact.
LMAO fuck i finally have a reason to tell the world that the first place i ever masturbated was the back of a yellow school bus. It was 6th grade and i was the last stop. I nutted and i thought i pissed myself LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Time to shine
Some years back the Yosemite National Park camping ground seemed like the perfect place to have a secret jerk off session in my mind
Pulled off the highway and rubbed one out on a range road. It was actually quite peaceful and helped the drive home lol 🤠
This is a crime
Lmao fuck em yo
I grew up being dragged to church every Sunday and I'd always have to "go to the bathroom" in middle of sermon and go jerk off to all the girls/ladies in their Sunday finest thin dresses.
One time the college aged daughter of one of my moms friends came in to check on me since I'd been in there for a while and jerking off to her as I talked to her behind a stall wall is a cherished memory haha
Southbound Interstate 5 while listening to audio submissions on Literotica.
What ones were you listening to?
I honestly can't remember, it was 8 years ago when I was commuting 150 miles each way twice a week to work in Portland.
Well if you have any favorites on there I'd love some recommendations. I have a long solo drive coming up and my favorite GWA person deleted all their stuff.
in class in school. I wasnt a good student.
I went no underwear under my skirt that day, just so i could tease a boy i liked.
Hahaha this is bad. But a PortaJon at Country Thunder
Bank parking lot 👀 don’t judge me, I have needs too 😂
In the car by myself driving back from a different state
Up a tree in a field
Western State Lunatic Asylum.
I jerked off in the same car as my parents, they were in the front an I was all the way in back with a blanket over myself. Id like to clarify I didn't just randomly do it, we were in Ohio and our house was in Maryland and I held it for a week and a half (for what felt like months to 13
year old me)
Wife made me do it before we went shopping. Front seat of the car in a car park
Talked you into it, did she
Pretty much. Was worth it
the nurses office at school
Did she/he cause it? Haha
In my classroom
You the teacher ?
I was working graveyard back in 2012 and I pulled into a Wendy's at like 4 in the morning.
I used to be a working graveyard too
Camping on the beach hotdog in my ass blew my load all over the sand
The hotdog really paints a picture.
'hotdog in my ass'
hotdog.....in.......my....ass.hotdoginmyass. hotdog. in . my. assssssssss. what?
I did what I did lol
oh shit, I just remembered my account name again. I should never judge.
I was young and experimenting lol
Can I be frank with you
In the parking lot in my truck before work. Or maybe driving down the road.
Rooftoop of my apartnent’s building. To neighbor’s underwear
This is super embarrassing, but I had whats now called a furry fetish as an adolescent and teen. I suppose one reason is.....the first time I masturbated to orgasm was with the help of a dolled up kitty cat with a pink dress on . Anyway our church basement had a bunch of different rooms setup for teen church. One of these rooms had a life-size teddy bear stuffy. I locked the door behind me and I ripped a hole in the crotch of the bear and fucked it to completion several times. Every time I did this I could hear our church choir singing hymns!
Outside on the lawn 😅
I feel like doing it outside in nature would bring a sense of peace. Would it not?
Edit: I went inside a classroom that was opened and nobody was there so I just did the deed, and when I was done I just simply left the classroom, while everyone was still in their classrooms
The bathroom at a jam packed bar. Drugs were involved
In my car, while driving, when I was 16 or 17. Driving home from dropping off my gf. I had fingered her earlier and was sniffing my fingers and touching myself because I was so turned on.
went hiking in some reservoir and stumbled upon some white supremacist shit spray painted in a little cave. Wp and swastikas & the like. Busted a nut just to desecrate the fuckers hangout spot
Shoulda got a stick and smeared it in a hammer and sickle, or maybe a BLM fist just to really piss them off when they come back and find it dried up over their graffiti
In a hedge when I was walking home from school
Loads of site toilets, in lay bys, on a train in open (empty carriage), in bushes at work when no site toilets
Workplace toilet. It's probably not really weird, but it was right outside the office of the lady I was fantasizing about. I'd get a good look at her on my way in. I liked to pretend she was leaned over holding herself up against the wall, taking it from behind
In a cave on a cave tour, we all turned our lights off so the guide could tell a story about how dark the inside of a cave really is, I was like 14 so I decided to squeeze one out as quietly as I could.
My car while driving home from work
i was in one of those huge suvs that have like three rows of seats coming back from a party with a big part of my coworkers, the whole car was full and a friend who was sitting next to me and into me (and i into her obviously) got her hands down my panties, cos i had once mentioned how doing the do in the back of a moving car is one of my fantasies. we were mostly drunk and i was trying not to make any noise and probably failing. not so weird just very risky.
Recently in a bus. It was a 4 hour ride and i slept and wake up horny and i felt im wet and i was wearing a skirt and a blouse and i rubbed my clit slowly
At the agean Sea lol.
Lol i gotta know more.. boat? Beach? Water? Haha
In the water lol.
Over the coffin
far away from grampa.
During middle school math class
From the chair where we have to watch the floor over clients.... this chick was totally flashing me ans I was stuck with no relief... so had to relieve myself
Middle of winter, in my car, on my way to work at 6 am
My friend’s bedroom at a sleepover
Nursing mother’s room at church.
Don’t worry, it wasn’t during a service, there were no babies/minors/anyone else present.
Went for a walk and masturbated in a gazebo fully nude; when I was living in a metropolitan area back in 2019, I’d look forward to the late night bus rides home after work because then that meant that I could drop my bottoms and go to town.
There were other people present but luckily I never got caught.
In the car with my parents in the back seat.
They definitely knew
While driving. Still do this sometimes
In the car, on a road trip, with my family, under a blanket. I was like 13
I’m sure they did…
I was shooting photos of a house and sexting at the same time. At one point the girl I was writing with decided to tease me with some really sexy photos and videos and I couldn't help myself. Even though I was by myself in the house I locked myself in the bathroom just in case. And checked for cameras, lol.
I feel like this thread should also ask: are you a man or woman.
Walked up a ski slope and into the woods and rubbed one out.
In my office but, was rather difficult. Large windows on one side people could see in.
Doors were locked but the big boss had a key and tended to stay late and from time to time come down to look for something. Also was limited on time due to having to catch the last bus.
Actually had to get behind the customer counter and in a corner, really wasn't worth all the trouble and worry but, I didn't have many places to go for privacy.
Behind a haystack on my grand folks farm.
In the middle of a slightly crowded ocean, yeah not too proud of that one but i just couldn't hold it in anymore
Accidentally had a boner and couldn't get rid of it and ended up finishing while swimming at a lake in town where other people were swimming too, felt like I committed a crime or something at the time, now I just wonder how many other times teenage hormones have caused someone to leave their swimmers in the public pool or swimming lake without anyone knowing.......
Guy I went to university with once masturbated in the back on a moving truck...while the truck was moving on a major highway.
College library, I was sitting at a computer. Just randomly got incredibly horny. Unzipped my pants, just sat there stroking my cock until I came.
I was 13, walled off into the woods. Sat on a log over the stream and wanked off into the stream.
I once did it in my grandmas garden on the flowers just for the hell of it
When I was 15 or 16, I was on a road trip with my dad to visit my grandparents and my gf at the time was sending me explicit texts. I got super horny so I told my dad that I needed to stop at a rest stop. I went into the bathroom and for some reason there was a magazine/catalog so I decided to jerk off and blow my load into the middle of the catalog and leave it for someone to find.
In my car driving on I-95
I'm a field service tech and drive quite a bit for work. I was really wanting to get off one day and pulled off into a rest stop. I parked away from other cars and jersey off. I really enjoyed it and now I typically pull over and jerk off most days I'm on the road. It hasn't interfered with sex at home in any way, but it certainly has become a thing for me. Id love to meet a woman into this as well, id love to experiment with mutual maturbation.
In the bushes at the beach, because I was so excited my girlfriend was talking to guys while topless.
Drive way when I was about 15
Be me, 17
Friend too busy playing WoW
Lightbulb moment hits - he has an older sister, his sister lives there, she showers there, therefore, her used panties have to be somewhere
Say I have to go to the bathroom
Sift through hamper containing like 5 of his mom’s shit stained panties just to find his sister’s thong
Run to the bathroom
Hold his sister’s dried vaginal discharge against my nose with one hand and jack off with the other
Have the most powerful orgasm I’ve had in my life
Do this all day
“Man, you’ve been going to the bathroom a lot. Are you okay?”
That's me, but staying with my cousins when I was about 15[M], one of whom was a couple of years older than me and female. I'll never forget that scent.
Male. School bathroom in hs. Years later, work bathroom because of this cute Asian intern we had. I had to do the deed before the hour long train ride home! Judging by the other responses here, neither of these are uncommon it seems.
side note: it'd be nice if people could state male or female. Also, females, more details would be welcome. (For science of course.)
Cemetery also I slept there that night
Airplane....although my gal did it for me after I got her off first.
Does that count?
While driving by myself on a road trip. Cruise control does wonders ;)
In a public bus 😆 because of girl's ass🤤
uh sir isn't that illegal ?
Kinda but my dick was hard as rock!
At work when I was 16
Study carrel in library in grad school.
A restaurant parking lot.
At work in my office.
On the train
Literally once at every job I've ever had, except the current one. In reclusive bathrooms of course, I'm not some kind of animal.
I kinda value one of those double, because it was a public library. Teenage years be crazy, yknow?
I actually pulled one off driving down the Interstate.
Public restrooms. Men and women's restrooms.
typical car, work locations
On the edge of a cliff
I gotta ask... "off" the edge of a cliff aswell?
I feel as if I wouldn't be here to even share this if it was "off" the cliff. One of the more intense orgasms I've ever had.
As in finish off the cliff haha
Probably a toilet
The school toilets, I always skip class just to have a little fun lmfao
Forward machinery your on the guided missile carrier I was stationed on. That or while on the freeway while driving home from work in rush hour traffic.
High school bathroom while my sister had a basketball game. I was bored and at that point didn't go to that school yet.
Work or just in traffic
The office bathroom, and the main-floor bathroom at my ex-in-laws' house, while they were in the next room. Just couldn't wait. Guess I was really distracted. I feel like I should get extra difficulty points for being a girl and still pulling this off.
Not the turned on part but in the middle of a corn field in Iraq… lol
The library bathroom
On a mountain.
On a plane, at work many other’s
On a roadtrip with my parents in the car
Driving down the highway on a road trip
In a hammock out camping on a family trip