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the_french_metalhead

Cleopatra the 7th


Upper-Job5130

That one guy's dead wife


Oakleyisfine

2003 Jessica Alba. Do I really need to explain why?


teganking

no repercussions? Eve


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Helen of Troy, aim for the top


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C7827

Why do you got to do the French dirty like that. lmao


Oakleyisfine

I couldn’t bring myself to hook up with a girl who could bring herself to hook up with a bitch like Paris though


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It wasn't really her fault, since Aphrodite gave her to Paris. I could give it a pass, since we're talking about the most beautiful one


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giveittomeright

I swear it looked like you could cut your tongue on the dude’s jawline


Shadow948

Hitler because someone has to screw him over


metallicmuffin

Lord Byron, just so I could bitch slap him over and over again. He was SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT.


SirAquila

Honestly... he'd probably be into it.


JacobPlaster

Hürrem or Mumtaz Mahal.


Flashy-Fox1465

The Queen at her peak.


fuckthishell666

Nobody cus I hate sex


Realistic_Truck

The very first cave woman. Pollute the entire genome and cause the collapse of the gene pool due to lack of diversity.


MousseSmart

That chick in Tenacious d in the pick of destiny that j.b and kage look at in the beginning of the movie j.b moves into kages flat.


Effective_Unit_711

Marilyn Monroe. Always wondered what having sex with her would be like.


DoctorFuckerMD

Messalina, because she would cheat on me.


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DoctorFuckerMD

It's kinky. Maybe I could lick her arse.