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He turns yellow and can spit lemon juice with waaay more acid


sendme1000dollars

He becomes a panhandler.


DominicanBoi02

Platano power


billybobjimmyjoe

Unstucking stepsisters from dryers.


BansheePuca

The ability to bring death to all npcs on the screen with my wails. Also the púca part would be a rng... A 50/50 chance to enhance or hinder Kirbys abilities


ToddlerOffPerks

Being a Kid off Perks 😭😭


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He can turn into a kitten or owl


69bASSist

Kirby became a hot Italian bass player, may i say the best bass player ever, checkmate


MarsAdept

Fire


Erotic_Dwarf

He got shorter but damn he be sexy


iambluest

Ultra Violentce


SummerNights14

How do you even swallow that?


UnblackMetalist

The Power of the Lord


Jevil_Sans1

Telekinesis, magic, dodging, a huge scythe, maybe more.


TokeyMcP0t

To be high all the time


Scrap_reaper

Run for your life


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

Hungry, very hungry