Tried to catch a frisbee like a dog, unfortunately it had been thrown by Superman
Emotionally distant parents and an abusive wife.
Okay Johnny depp 😂😂
This is the way.
Laughed too hard during a spiel of dry skin.
Tried to bite into a XXL burger.
My sister pushed me onto a pile of lego on the floor
Remember that one Jackass stunt Steve-O did?
Botox and fillers until they popped. Joker 2030 will be a beauty influencer that loses their mind and fortune because they ruin their face with injectables.
I crapped so hard I put my head through the ceiling tiles.
The poop accelerates