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uchua

Tried to catch a frisbee like a dog, unfortunately it had been thrown by Superman


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Emotionally distant parents and an abusive wife.


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Okay Johnny depp 😂😂


Ghost_of_Onyx

This is the way.


honglath

Laughed too hard during a spiel of dry skin.


Cobra-Serpentress

Otter pops


Nothingness_000

Heroin


MarsAdept

Acne


FoodyHH

Tried to bite into a XXL burger.


wetlettuce42

My sister pushed me onto a pile of lego on the floor


ljg1986

Remember that one Jackass stunt Steve-O did?


Amiramaha

Botox and fillers until they popped. Joker 2030 will be a beauty influencer that loses their mind and fortune because they ruin their face with injectables.


Cowy_the_Cow

I crapped so hard I put my head through the ceiling tiles.


RoastBeefDisease

The poop accelerates