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the-bearcat

Ankylosaurus


CoolCoolRiderr

Same!


the-bearcat

It was really cool when they found that mostly in tact one off one of the continental shelves


KaiserBear

Hell yeah, mace-cow-lizard.


MegotScared

The literal embodiment of the word "living lizard tank"


Sleepdprived

Top comment, top dinosaur!


NoStressAccount

Makes you wonder what gnarly predators were around, that it evolved an entire medieval armory in response


Ghostenx

My favourite too! I love taming them in Ark. My main one is always called Morgan... because he clears.


momofdragons3

Is that the one with a Thagomizer for a tail?


Waniou

No, that's a stegosaurus, ankylosaurus had the giant-ass club.


unholymackerel

Giant ass-club


Owain451

I can't tell you how happy it made me to see my favorite finally be the top answer. Ankylo-squad unite!


cyberpunkangel

Archaeopteryx! Their fossils are fascinating.


ReadingFrenzy

Ooh, yes, I love this one too! (And - bonus! - it's also fun to say.)


cyberpunkangel

Yeah it is!!


rfantasy7

Ahhhh yes!!


gusthebus88

T REX it ain’t even a question they got them two little arms with them two claws and their big feet so they can stomp star leafs all day


Cool_Squirtle333

Fuckin agreed! Don’t care if it’s “mainstream” still awesome


SuccYaNan69

There's a reason it's mainstream


MyWorstSin_ThisSite_

Yes! T-rex for the win!


malarkey0_0

"I have a big head, and little arms" Still makes me laugh!


Camo508

Stegosaurus


[deleted]

You beat me to it but stego's mah boy. Those things were basically unfuckupable.


Im_j3r0

And they have an easy-ish name to remember


[deleted]

Easily easier than Im\_j3r0. Stegosaurus got you whupped in the name department.


TheRealOcsiban

Interesting fact: the stegosaurus lived and went extinct far before the Trex was around so any time we see them depicted together is just an outrageous lie


Dragon_King3199

Fun fact, the t rex is closer in time to the smartphone than the stegosaurus


RDAwesome

Interesting fact: My favorite stegosaurus was named Lawrence and he never fought T-Rexes because he was friends with everyone


unholymackerel

Was he a shy stegosaurus?


RDAwesome

Nah, that was George, but they were friends


KaiserBear

Dat Thagomizer tho.


_Goldie_Man_

hell yeah!!


Kollege_030

earl sinclair


phobosmarsdeimos

Not the mama!


OogusMacBoogus

Definitely.


DK_Funk

Pachycephalosaurus, other wise known as the “imma-fuckin-headbutt-yasaurus”


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

I’ve always said “some dinosaurs bite, some dinosaurs honk, but only one dinosaur bonks”


pikonpow

I think another one bonks, actually. I forgot the name but the banana-headed one


BeeseChorgir

You realize that at least three dinosaurs bonked? Dracorex, Stygimoloch and Pachycephalosaurus


askmekaigainiki

I had no clue when I read "Pachycephalosaurus" but “imma-fuckin-headbutt-yasaurus”, yeees!


axw3555

Yeah, I’ve always been a fan of old smash dome.


akskskdkfjansnf

Carnotaurus or Spinosaurus, definitely


BeeseChorgir

Id go with the carno


lilbuu_buu

Utahraptor they are actually the velociraptors for Jurassic park are based off but velo sounds cooler then Utah


Kaatelynng

It was actually deinonychus they were based off in the original novel. Utahraptor wasn’t yet discovered/described at the time of writing :)


AardvarkIll6079

Utahraptor wasn’t described until 1993 after JP was already done filming, so you are incorrect. It was supposed to be Deinonychus in the film. During the late 80’s Gregory S. Paul called the Deinonychus “Velociraptor antirrhopus” and that’s what Crichton used as reference material when writing Jurassic Park. That name has since been invalid. The Utahraptor name wasn’t even a thing when the book was written and was named the same year the film was released.


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Triceracops.


OddDogWarrior

Can't believe there aren't more triceratops fans out there!


SomeRandomPyro

It's 'cause Cera was such a brat.


[deleted]

Triceracops. Kung Fury's partner.


DaftFunky

You can’t go wrong with the classics


NeoPossum

Parasaurolopholus


tsophies

TRUMPET DINOSAURS my fave


axw3555

When I was a kid, this was the only Dino I struggled to pronounce for some reason.


BentheWarlock

Allosaurus all the way!


possiblyMorpheus

Like if you took a Trex and Velociraptor and they met in the middle


Glittering_Sundae_53

Brachiosaurus.


GdogLucky9

Deinocheirus, giant clawed danger goose that radiates Chad energy


Hakar_Kerarmor

Perfect size for snuggles


mrbeefthighs

Iguanodon


Bluecube7

Spinosaurus


Champion-raven

Agreed


[deleted]

This is the one, He slaps T-Rex any day of the week. I also like dimetrodon they look pretty cute.


Bluecube7

Nice 👌


possiblyMorpheus

Top 5 in no order Pteranodon Quetzocoatl Utahraptor Baryonyx Allosaurus And before one of you nerds says flying reptiles weren’t dinosaurs…shut up nerd!


nocturne172

Baryonyx, hell yeah!


fullautofennecfox

But the Pteranodon isn’t a dinosaur 🤓


NoStressAccount

Dilophosaurus The "bitch u thought" dinosaur [Jurassic Park/World series spoiler] >!"Stopping 'that one bad guy' from escaping," since 1993.!<


EthelredTheUnsteady

Therizinosaur, with its big ass claws. Honorable mention to the stegosaurus, whos tail weapon is called a "thagomizer"


Kattehix

Tickle chicken for the win


PaniqueAttaque

This is the first time I've ever heard Therizinosaurus described as a "Tickle Chicken", and I am 100% gonna steal that term.


Amarrii20007

Yeah! But the ptsd of that thing on the island when my brother and I were noobs, uhhh


dumbasar0ck

Deinonychus


HumphreyGumphrey

T. Rex of course. The world biggest and scariest thalidomide babies. I just had to comment because my daughter who is 19yrs old and recently started her first job, told me the other day "Being at work sucks, no one ever asks you what your favorite dinosaur is"


Holgen1347

I sometimes don't know what words to use so somebody told me I should get a thesaurus but I thought those died out like fifty million years ago.


KindaAlrightPerhaps

The deinonychus is pretty cool


Dragon_King3199

Yeah, that's also one of my favorite prehistoric creatures


Jrsaz404

Little foot


automaton11

Im not the only one


dawnface42069

My grandmother


theyusedthelamppost

Amy Jo Johnson


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dimorphodon


AardvarkIll6079

Not a dinosaur.


Muawiim

Probs the triceratops. Those mf's tanking every singe dinosaur man. Also maybe the argentinosaurus, because they are long.


[deleted]

Dino from the Flinstones.


A40

The Blue Jay


jaysmoove42

Argentinasaurus.


LaL1T0

Quetzalcoatlus


Pixter0205

STEGGIES!!


CoolEnderShadow

Parasaurolophus


SavannahGrace_

Triceratops. I don’t need a reason.


Aev_AnimalCrossing

LittleFoot


automaton11

Littlefoot


DrunkPunkRat

Anchiornis. Basically a punk rock magpie.


forbesbiIlionaire

T-rex with his little paw paws


No-Introduction-1492

Colepiocephale. They have a crazy unique head, it’s armor in spiky way. They just head butt you and then you die..


Slow_Possible6443

Utahraptor


RedHotBunnySlippers

Archaeopteryx!


ChannelUnusual5146

Triceratops


Dragon_King3199

Dino nuggets


rfantasy7

Triceratops


brunettemountainlion

Giganotosaurus


Hwaho

Triceratops


Iggummus0zzyN0xx

The carnotaurus!!!!


spudtatogames

I'm gonna go with Giganotosaurus. Basically just a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but bigger and cooler.


Amarrii20007

Ye


Xdude199

Therizinosaur, because who doesn’t like a Turkey with wolverine claws?!


grynch43

Stegosaurus


Da_memeboi

I am gonna be uncool and say Spinosaurus


Master_Hermit

How you gonna make me choose though, they're all so awesome


PPrincess01

Triceratops


poltice1984

When I was a kid it was Diplodocus but when I got older velociraptor


lamorak2000

For donuts that actually existed, I've always been partial to Pentaceratops (all the -topsians, actually), Stegosaurus, and Ankylosaurus. For fictional ones, I love the Dilophosaur from the first Jurassic Park.


[deleted]

Diplodicus


pooterlooter69

Allosaurus


KentuckyFriedEel

Triceratops superiority!


lil_trump_tha_slump

Triceratops gang


No_Kaleidoscope3039

all Ceratosaurians, especially the Triceratops


TotallyNotClickbait2

Little cliche but Tyrannosaurus Rex they look cool


Gotis1313

Triceratops


blaspheminCapn

Birds


unsure_delphine

Yum


backyardkinny

Rex from toy story


highpoetssociety

Velociraptor


getyourcheftogether

Lickalotopus


RoutineLingonberry32

taradactyl


BabyPyroshark

Also not a dinosaur


Hauntedmosquitoes_8

It's pterodactyl but your spelling makes more sense


RoutineLingonberry32

im jk i like tricerotops


iplaywithfiretoo

Triceratops


RoutineLingonberry32

tyrannosaurus rex


ZBrk9

Barney


kingbob1986

This is a question i can get behind. So much rubbish being asked by so many and then this little gem pops up. Therizinosaurus was a beast. Definitely a specimine i wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.


KingBean6858

Nigersaurous


satansstick

Queen Elizabeth


HelixDraxzonyx

Deinonychus. I also have been able to spell that correctly for a damn long time.


I_Like_Macaws

Velociraptors, not the ones in movies, but the feathered ones because they’re super cute


PaniqueAttaque

Murder-Turkeys


SuccYaNan69

Is there anybody in the world who HATES dinosaurs?


Viking_harry

That weird cult that believes they never existed hates them...forgot what the cult is called. Christianity that's it!


poggers_champion69

Sleepy Joe


Background_Bar_5006

Likalottapus. The lesbian dinosaur.


KnotsCherryFarm

The kinds on display in the museums


StraightWhiteMale02

Whats the dinosaur with the big club on its tail?


KindaAlrightPerhaps

Ankylosaurus


StraightWhiteMale02

Hell yeah ankylosaurus goat dinosaur


Sandblaster1988

T-Rex for carnivores. Brachiosaurus or Brontosaurus for Herbivores.


Jfonzy

Cankersaurus


jennabear1178

Micropachycephalosaurus I always liked saying the name


BabyPyroshark

Cryolophosaurus


Potato_Boat95

Yoshi


ZeroAfro

Budgerigars


No-Egg3691

The big one


No-Egg3691

The big one


GreatJanitor

VHS cassettes and player


HandsOnGeek

[Hadrosaurus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrosaurus) A chonky boy, but a plant eater. Walks on two legs, but has a beak for nibbling leaves.


Pale_Armadillo_254

Ectopectosauras


skullyischillin

Ever since I watched Jurassic park 3 as a kid I always loved a good spino


0xB0BAFE77

Oh man. That's a really good question. I mean they've been gone a long time so it's really hard to pick. But I'd have to go with B.P. Richfield. The baby was too obnoxious. Robby was too boring. Charlene was too dumb. Earl was hilarious but someone already said him. Ethyl is a strong contender for 2nd. She really knew how to berate and belittle Earl. Edit: I am **just now** realizing a lot of these characters are named after different things involving gas/oil/petrol. **B.P.** Richfield. The **Sinclairs** **Ethyl** Roy **Hess** Wow! Young me never picked this up...


turtledovefarts

Chickens


The_Spyre

Dreadnoughtus. Salads are delicious.


Crab_IK

Chicken (because they are also dinosaurs)


Old_Butterscotch9165

The one with 500 teath


Speedy-snake69

Velociraptor


Lennartjh

Tyrannotitan cuz he's underrated and badass!


Cheeckyspino

Spiny boy


zihuatapulco

Bernie Sanders.


SamaritanPrime

Dinobot.


Du_Citrus115739

Spino


anibbanibba

Pteranodon


daggyslayer

As established amongst my friends I am the best dinosaur, so me


GabooIsDead

The micropachycephalosaurus it's like a normal pachycephalosaurus but it's really small and it's ironic because it's name is the longest dinosaur name but it's one of the smallest dinosaurs


Hioliolo

The dipalodonculous


OctogoatYTofficial

Mosasaurus


theodorathecat

Thank you for asking. My favorite dinosaur is the best dinosaur, and should be everyone's favorite (always surprised when he isn't!): the Stegosaurus.


Ok_Statistician_8283

Spinosaurus


EstelSnape

Velociraptor


Dragon_King3199

Dreadnoughtus or velociraptor


selkiesidhe

Eustreptospondylus Been my favorite since I got a pack of neat dino cards as a kid. Look at that long arse name! So cool! Best dino.


CoochieCowboyYT

Yutyrannus and Allosaurus were some nasty mfs


MissionCreep

Dino, from the Flintstones.


NoWorries124

Majungasaurus


lawnmowersarealive

My grandmother!


hryinft

Every single long-necked dinosaur is my favorite, something about them is just so visually appealing and they're fun to look at.


Champion-raven

Spinosaurus


Zuberii

Pterosaurs. And before anyone else jumps on me, I know that currently they aren't classified as dinosaurs, but that's more a choice than it is anything and one that I disagree with. They split from dinosaurs at about the same time as saurischians and ornithischians split apart, meaning they're about as closely related to a T-rex as a Triceratops is related to a T-rex, and if both of those can be counted as dinosaurs, then so can Pterosaurs. They have all the hallmarks of a dinosaur, including proto-feathers. The only reason they aren't considered a dinosaur is because paleontologists thought it would be handy to separate flyers from non-flyers before realizing that birds were also dinosaurs.


314159265358979326

The domestic chicken. Both its eggs and its body are delicious.


MoreUneasedWithAge

The horny one


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i like the t-rex cuz they cool