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Tylomin

The Loosely Affiliated States of America.


cheesebraids

The disparate states of some of the americas


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Along with the: “Articles of Loose Affiliation… If You Like” being the founding documents!


guruscotty

Alabamastan


jonnysteps

I hate how well this works


guruscotty

As do i


in-site

"Gun Care and Health Control"


MyLollipopJam

Is that a sequel to Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas?


Klondike2022

Louisiazakstan and Georgia can still be Georgia because there a country called that near all the Stan countries


TabbsTheBat

My nomination is "the land of the rising gun"


Dizzy-Wash-9112

Just one gun?


nsfwtttt

Genius


Maguffins

Gunius


cburgess7

As a gun owner, can confirm. This needs to be a shirt, someone do this.


GamemasterJeff

I think it would be better on a pair of pants. Maybe two inches below the zipper.


Ravensqueak

That's fucking strong.


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States of America?


qzcl

The absolute state of America


makovince

The Fucked State of America


Elfhaterdude

I propose: Fentanylia


explodingtuna

Ununited States of America


[deleted]

Slappy-fight territories of middle north america


Vaeon

The Divided States of Embarrassment - courtesy of Eminem *White America* 2002


imageWS

The Sacred Territory of the Y'alliban. Alternatively, the Sacred Territory of Y'all-Qaeda.


MrsBoopTheSnoot

Divided States of America


Diamond_Davey

The United'nt States Of Amarica


Calm-Internet6926

The states of america


pleasedontPM

The Sad State of America.


DucoNdona

The Unravelling States of America.


samlowry5611

Gilead


Sassysewer

Under his eye


flimsygator23

Blessed be.


SignificantResult914

exactly what i came here to say


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Untied


adamczar

The States


No-Impression-7686

Turtle Island


EpauletteShiver

The dumpster fire of America


SuvenPan

Segregated States Of America


Satansbiscuit666

America, FUCK YEAH!


eekrano

America, FUCK ~~YEAH~~


usernamed_badly

Hopefully Yoda would not be saying that.


rgrtom

Here to save the mother fucking day!


Zentralschaden

Mexamericanada just make one new big nation and people will only talk about that and nothing else.


michaelochurch

You're assuming Mexico and Canada will take us.


Sassysewer

We will not. But thank you for offering (smiles awkwardly in Canadian)


Zentralschaden

Too late I already design a flag and send it to UNO. Await me next week in NYC


Zentralschaden

I was thinking of a corn plant for mexico, a m16 for usa, and maple syrup for canada. This is totally not a sterotype right? /s ;)


Sassysewer

Maple leaf. Beaver. Mountie. Poutine. All have equal Canadian weight


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

A First World Country Ruined by Hillbillies and Religious Nutjobs


TaxThoseLiars

and in smaller print below: "Driven by Dishonest news Media and funded by billionaires who won't pay taxes."


Sir_Admiral_Chair

*And billionares


Itisybitisy

South Canada. Or Northern Mexico.


terpterpin

Corporate States of Murka (yes, we need to spell it that way)


Myrnalinbd

Backwards evolving colonies


Former_Response_2659

middle america


QueenShnoogleberry

Jesus's Feetus Farm and Shooting Gallery.


My41stThrowaway

The Divided Colonies of Europe.


[deleted]

The Acquainted States of America


dvicci

Murica


rmthugger

Murica


MyLollipopJam

404: United Not Found


diavirric

The Failed States of America


Sea_In_Time

State of Division


Jazzlike_Rhubarb_934

The Second Martian Congressional Empire


masculinemale1

Gunland


usernamed_badly

The Male-Controlled States of Panic and Guns


ThisDragonfly9659

The 75% common sense folks dictated by the minority backwards religious trolls with no value for basic human rights of America?


LindseySmalls

This is the one.


ColdDust495

Guilded cages of America


PurpleCapitalist

The home of big portions and little wages


FreeFoot_

The States Where Everyone Hates Each Other For No Reason T.S.W.E.H.E.O.F.N.R for short


cburgess7

This sums it up well


[deleted]

Fuck this shit I’m out


Savingothers

Shit show America


ConsciousStrugglez

Land of the spoiled & ungrateful


akaklp

Agree


anarchonobody

Holy Kingdom of the Christian Taliban


Unusual_Fork

The Y'all Quaeeda from Gilead.


OldOneDiOgnes

just dissolve all of it its stolen land anyway


OogusMacBoogus

As long as two or more states comprise a country, then those states are united. United does not, and never has, meant that everybody agrees on everything. The country was created with the populations of various states being far more divided than we are now. The issue then was slavery.


MerchantofGloom

That's a rather long country name to put on a tag at the UN - can we shorten it to "Slavery"?? But I take your point.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Just... Don't. Let the individual states do their own thing if they want to. Allow secession and accept that unions in general are a good thing but forcing people to adhere to one logic only causes conflict.


clever_screename

Blue states generate all the money .


Podoboo322

Texas? Edit: why did I get downvoted for bringing up the state with the second biggest economy in the country


Budget_Sherbet

Standard & Poors


Itisybitisy

Nice.


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nsfwtttt

The United Confederate Kingdom. They will be an autocracy. And they will definitely have a king.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Why people hating? They are right. The confederacy as the war went on kept pushing for a more and more autocratic government. It makes sense for a country of feudal aristocrats who refuse to even pay their serfs.


BountyBobIsBack

Fucked Up States of America


jimrow83

The American Republic. Or, let each state separate a bit more, drastically reduce the Fed, and call or The American Union.


Puzzleheaded_Bee_765

Gun-Fucking Misogynistic Divided States of Gilead


theisntist

Untied States


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Lvcivs2311

They are as socialist as Scrooge McDuck if you ask me, so that makes little sense.


Blinky_

Correct, it makes zero sense.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Thats the ideal America, not what it currently is. :)


dhork

Since we're so big on states rights now, maybe we should drop the pretense and call ourselves a Confederacy? Maybe it will work this time.


solidstatemasterrace

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Fighting_Vipers_flyer.jpg


Doctor_DickCheese

I can get on board with this idea.


grrosh

Confederate States of America


yikeserino-

the states of FUCK


kingspooky93

Eminem said it best: "Divided States of Embarrassment"


GOONEATER

Shithole country


Guilty-Display8755

We’re still United under the federal govt. maybe not for long though smh.


ferox965

Well, some of it are the Confederate States of America.


100nugs

I have always advocated (and called my senator many times regarding this issue) for renaming the USA to 'bingalog province 7'. It just has a ring to it.


Common_Bass120

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.


Milligan

The Excited States of Hysteria.


[deleted]

"Freedom"


scrubjays

The Frustrated States of America


FakeLordFarquaad

The People's Democratic Republic of America


WorldTraveler35

Fuck all


ThousandFingerMan

Guns'n'Jesus


Bart_Bandy

The Benighted States of America.


Hulkslam3

The American Republic of States.


rusyn

The Untied States of America


DogShampoop

Southern Canada


ActuallyJustADude

The Divided sates of Texas, Florida, and New York , cause let's be honest if u u don't live in the US those are the only 3 you know, of America


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

the burger kingdom of north america


manried

The "states of america that are somewhat under the same government but not really and no one ever agrees on anything" SOATASUTSGBNRANOEAOA for short ​ ​ ​ ...or just "the big fuckup"


EnchantingPaladin

Omg. Well if we weren't America I'd say Barnica or State of Thought. Or Columbia


MrSmeee99

Call it what it is, The United Corporations of America


AlterEdward

In the tradition of fascist governments naming their countries what they're not, I put forward The People's Republic of America.


Spankpocalypse_Now

The Police States of America


Ornery_Bug_4108

Hateland


Seven-and-a-bit

Just a state.


zelda4444

Shithole


potatovodkalord

The states of America


Lvcivs2311

Polarisationland.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

THE


Throwawaystwo

McMartland


BRAVE-ST4R

Florida been its own country for the longest, just use your states name and add an extra letter on the abbreviation (ex. Fla) 😆


DogeOutlaw

the disunited idealistic two dumbfuck ideologies that hate and love eachother by being in the same country but not liking the opinions of others states of america


Sarkhana

Maybe the USA will be like the HRE and keep the name, even when it is not united, not made of states, and not American (by ethnicity, culture, or location).


Zxyxz-

Poperton


FrobyJackson

The 50 independent states of North america


mitchells32225

Disunified Federation of Oil Drinkers


Temporary_Building81

Divided states of embaressement


Snoo_58814

SNAFU FUBAR PETER PRINCIPLE


Vlth_78

Canada ordered from wish


Ambitious-Ice2357

Just call it America.


MaiqTheLawyer

Untied States of America


VerifiedPug

Dumpster fire


[deleted]

Greater Texas, YEEHAW


monkeyballsoup

Dumbfuckistan


ThunderStruck115

Ohio


rebuildmylifenow

Gilead, and Less Gilead


notaliberal1of1

these divided states of a country formerly known as the usa, little long but hey were a mess


UncleDrunkle

When was it united though? It has always been about the states


suicidalthought_org

Not so united states of America


DirtySingh

Americant.


brofu

Red versus blue a story about digging trenches and dragging people through mud


Fizziacs

United States of Fried Food


Icy-Consideration405

Call it the nation that united against you, because the minute you start making real threats to the stability of the nation, boom, everyone pulls together. Until then, all you will get is hype.


cowkkuno

The Bordering States of America


KP_Wrath

The United States of America and its offshoot, Talibama.


yui_riku

The place where guns are allowed


Ikknam

The Developing States of America.


EyCeeDedPpl

Murikkka and the blue states will be welcomed in as southern Canada and Northern Mexico.


Midnightgay28

The missiles of north America


Agile_Piece_8882

Divided states of embarrassment


Fascinated585

Being united doesn’t require agreeing with everything. The US was designed for that reason, so there would be multiple different states where different beliefs could go.


SomeoneStoleGrandpa

What are you talking about???


NachoNYC

Church of USA Inc.


Confident-Notice7210

Meeerica


karmro555_2

Divided States of America?


Mediocre-Designer620

land of the white dudes only having rights


[deleted]

Dumbfuckistan


Necessary-Finger-726

Confederate Corporations of America.


bobbolobbo122

United Corrupt Officials of America


artsy_heather

I don't know 'The colonies of division?


Klondike2022

The States of America


Repulsive-Item-203

We are still united its just the media that says we are not


[deleted]

Non United States


cool_beans6666

Politics


timbono5

Dysfunctional States of America


shaikhalizayn

Confused states of America


SelfChokingChicken

Someone already idioted their way into the answer; "Shithole country."


jackfaire

We'd have to have one first. And before people get all pissed I don't believe that UK, UAE, USSR etc are names either they're designations of how a region is affiliated. America is the name of the continent. USA is how our part of it is affiliated. Meanwhile Canada is a name.


window2022

States of kids who think they know shit, versus the adults who do , of America.


gnarlava1

United States of lgbtqia+- who kills babies.


Thijsjhe

Most developed third world country