By - Tylomin
The Loosely Affiliated States of America.
The disparate states of some of the americas
Along with the: “Articles of Loose Affiliation… If You Like” being the founding documents!
I hate how well this works
As do i
"Gun Care and Health Control"
Is that a sequel to Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas?
Louisiazakstan and Georgia can still be Georgia because there a country called that near all the Stan countries
My nomination is "the land of the rising gun"
Just one gun?
As a gun owner, can confirm. This needs to be a shirt, someone do this.
I think it would be better on a pair of pants. Maybe two inches below the zipper.
That's fucking strong.
States of America?
The absolute state of America
The Fucked State of America
I propose: Fentanylia
Ununited States of America
Slappy-fight territories of middle north america
The Divided States of Embarrassment - courtesy of Eminem *White America* 2002
The Sacred Territory of the Y'alliban.
Alternatively, the Sacred Territory of Y'all-Qaeda.
Divided States of America
The United'nt States Of Amarica
The states of america
The Sad State of America.
The Unravelling States of America.
Under his eye
exactly what i came here to say
The dumpster fire of America
Segregated States Of America
America, FUCK YEAH!
America, FUCK ~~YEAH~~
Hopefully Yoda would not be saying that.
Here to save the mother fucking day!
Mexamericanada just make one new big nation and people will only talk about that and nothing else.
You're assuming Mexico and Canada will take us.
We will not.
But thank you for offering (smiles awkwardly in Canadian)
Too late I already design a flag and send it to UNO. Await me next week in NYC
I was thinking of a corn plant for mexico, a m16 for usa, and maple syrup for canada. This is totally not a sterotype right? /s ;)
Maple leaf. Beaver. Mountie. Poutine.
All have equal Canadian weight
A First World Country Ruined by Hillbillies and Religious Nutjobs
and in smaller print below: "Driven by Dishonest news Media and funded by billionaires who won't pay taxes."
South Canada. Or Northern Mexico.
Corporate States of Murka (yes, we need to spell it that way)
Backwards evolving colonies
Jesus's Feetus Farm and Shooting Gallery.
The Divided Colonies of Europe.
The Acquainted States of America
404: United Not Found
The Failed States of America
State of Division
The Second Martian Congressional Empire
The Male-Controlled States of Panic and Guns
The 75% common sense folks dictated by the minority backwards religious trolls with no value for basic human rights of America?
This is the one.
Guilded cages of America
The home of big portions and little wages
The States Where Everyone Hates Each Other For No Reason
T.S.W.E.H.E.O.F.N.R for short
This sums it up well
Fuck this shit I’m out
Shit show America
Land of the spoiled & ungrateful
Holy Kingdom of the Christian Taliban
The Y'all Quaeeda from Gilead.
just dissolve all of it its stolen land anyway
As long as two or more states comprise a country, then those states are united. United does not, and never has, meant that everybody agrees on everything. The country was created with the populations of various states being far more divided than we are now. The issue then was slavery.
That's a rather long country name to put on a tag at the UN - can we shorten it to "Slavery"?? But I take your point.
Let the individual states do their own thing if they want to. Allow secession and accept that unions in general are a good thing but forcing people to adhere to one logic only causes conflict.
Blue states generate all the money .
Edit: why did I get downvoted for bringing up the state with the second biggest economy in the country
Standard & Poors
The United Confederate Kingdom. They will be an autocracy. And they will definitely have a king.
Why people hating? They are right. The confederacy as the war went on kept pushing for a more and more autocratic government. It makes sense for a country of feudal aristocrats who refuse to even pay their serfs.
Fucked Up States of America
The American Republic.
Or, let each state separate a bit more, drastically reduce the Fed, and call or The American Union.
Gun-Fucking Misogynistic Divided States of Gilead
They are as socialist as Scrooge McDuck if you ask me, so that makes little sense.
Correct, it makes zero sense.
Thats the ideal America, not what it currently is. :)
Since we're so big on states rights now, maybe we should drop the pretense and call ourselves a Confederacy? Maybe it will work this time.
I can get on board with this idea.
Confederate States of America
the states of FUCK
Eminem said it best: "Divided States of Embarrassment"
We’re still United under the federal govt. maybe not for long though smh.
Well, some of it are the Confederate States of America.
I have always advocated (and called my senator many times regarding this issue) for renaming the USA to 'bingalog province 7'. It just has a ring to it.
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
The Excited States of Hysteria.
The Frustrated States of America
The People's Democratic Republic of America
The Benighted States of America.
The American Republic of States.
The Untied States of America
The Divided sates of Texas, Florida, and New York , cause let's be honest if u u don't live in the US those are the only 3 you know, of America
the burger kingdom of north america
The "states of america that are somewhat under the same government but not really and no one ever agrees on anything"
SOATASUTSGBNRANOEAOA for short
...or just "the big fuckup"
Omg. Well if we weren't America I'd say Barnica or State of Thought. Or Columbia
Call it what it is, The United Corporations of America
In the tradition of fascist governments naming their countries what they're not, I put forward The People's Republic of America.
The Police States of America
Just a state.
The states of America
Florida been its own country for the longest, just use your states name and add an extra letter on the abbreviation (ex. Fla) 😆
the disunited idealistic two dumbfuck ideologies that hate and love eachother by being in the same country but not liking the opinions of others states of america
Maybe the USA will be like the HRE and keep the name, even when it is not united, not made of states, and not American (by ethnicity, culture, or location).
The 50 independent states of North america
Disunified Federation of Oil Drinkers
Divided states of embaressement
Canada ordered from wish
Just call it America.
Untied States of America
Greater Texas, YEEHAW
Gilead, and Less Gilead
these divided states of a country formerly known as the usa, little long but hey were a mess
When was it united though? It has always been about the states
Not so united states of America
Red versus blue a story about digging trenches and dragging people through mud
United States of Fried Food
Call it the nation that united against you, because the minute you start making real threats to the stability of the nation, boom, everyone pulls together.
Until then, all you will get is hype.
The Bordering States of America
The United States of America and its offshoot, Talibama.
The place where guns are allowed
The Developing States of America.
Murikkka and the blue states will be welcomed in as southern Canada and Northern Mexico.
The missiles of north America
Divided states of embarrassment
Being united doesn’t require agreeing with everything. The US was designed for that reason, so there would be multiple different states where different beliefs could go.
What are you talking about???
Church of USA Inc.
Divided States of America?
land of the white dudes only having rights
Confederate Corporations of America.
United Corrupt Officials of America
I don't know 'The colonies of division?
The States of America
We are still united its just the media that says we are not
Non United States
Dysfunctional States of America
Confused states of America
Someone already idioted their way into the answer; "Shithole country."
We'd have to have one first. And before people get all pissed I don't believe that UK, UAE, USSR etc are names either they're designations of how a region is affiliated. America is the name of the continent. USA is how our part of it is affiliated. Meanwhile Canada is a name.
States of kids who think they know shit, versus the adults who do , of America.
United States of lgbtqia+- who kills babies.
Most developed third world country