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What's the pettiest reason you've rejected someone?

What's the pettiest reason you've rejected someone?

Johannes_Chimp

I have a friend who has a whole list of petty reasons she’s rejected guys: •He cut his spaghetti before eating it •He wore brown shoes with black jeans •He cut his hair too short •He dropped something and said “whoopsie” •After watching her favorite movie, Ever After, for the first time he said it was “just ok” And then once a month she cries about how she’s still single.


DumpMyBlues

The "whoopsie" one gave me a real out loud laugh


qkathmandu

I broke up with my girlfriend in eighth grade because she called me four times a day when we didn't have cell phones. I got tired of talking on the phone and broke it off.


BowlingForPennies

Everytime, and I mean every.damn.time we were in a car, he would say 'are we there yet?'


InstantIdealism

Was chatting to a girl online. She seemed very up for it - she asked to meet up, set a time and place. An hour before she says “shoot forgot to ask, how tall are you?” When I said 5,11 she just said “sorry, one inch off” and that was that! Feel I dodged a bullet tbh I once rejected someone who didn’t believe in dinosaurs.


[deleted]

He held his knife like a pen.


SixGunChimp

She was 100% convinced that dinosaurs didn't exist.


mrhi21

That bitch don’t fuck with Pangea


chameleon-queer

this isn't petty lol i would definitely reject someone over this or like being a flat earther/anti-vaxxer


SecretMermaidSoul

He had the worst spelling, to the point it just made me cringe. We were flirting over text and he said "I bet youre vergina is sexy" and I just couldn't.


Elfieboo

He fake laughed LOUD quite often. It sounded so fake and was so loud everyone stopped talking..so nope.


Ochsenfree

This is awful but it was her laugh. I never told her obviously because someone’s laugh is a representation of when they are happiest. So shallow as she was pretty awesome.


0ne0kr0cker

It was kind of you to not tell her! Someone I had a crush on in middle school told me that my lips disappear under my nose when I smile (I have a big nose), and I found it really hard to smile around other people for a year or two. Until someone else told me I had really nice lips lol. Talk about impressionable youth.


Sharkoslotho

I was rejected because I didn’t like the taste of his preferred beer. That was it, I wasn’t asking him to stop drinking it - I just didn’t personally want to drink it. We were about to order another round, he asked if I knew the one he had just had, and offered me a taste. I gladly accepted because I try to be open to tasting new things. I just said I found it a little too hoppy for my tastes and I was happy to stick with what I was drinking. I wasn’t rude, I said it was nice, but a little hoppy for me. His face dropped, it was almost comical. He then said something along the lines that he had changed his mind and he had better get home. That was the end of that first date. As in he literally decided he no longer wanted another round. The date was over. He had blocked me on Facebook before I walked the 100m to the bus stop. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet there. ETA Thanks for the awards! 😄


theghostsofvegas

Somewhere there’s another Reddit thread where the guy is talking about his worst date ever and he’s telling the story from his point of view and you’re a monster.


Natarenec

He texted me too many photos of his eggs benedicts in the morning


Petermacc122

That sounds like someone that would cook you eggs Benedict in the mornings though.


Ferrero28

He had way better style


cynicalpeach

This one is legitimately petty and I love it


Wacky_Sacky

We went bowling and she started saying the bowling ball was hurting her fingers. She was convinced that there were bugs inside the bowling ball biting her fingers and that was the reason for her pain.


physicalentity

I don’t think it’s considered petty if she’s absolutely out of her goddamn mind


yawnandshrug

She was texting me to tell me about her standards for men which were pretty high. That’s fine. But I didn’t like all the spelling mistakes she was making.


mi_shi

Well that took a turn I wasn't expecting


lemystereduchipot

She laughed like Butthead


Reddit_Foxx

You should have laughed like Beavis. You would have made a great couple.


Shadowthedemon

Sssettle down Beavis, I'm trying to score!


tiankai

Her toenails were so long whenever she was nearby you could hear clicking from the ground as if she was a dog. Edit: wow this really blew up, thanks for the awards kind strangers! And yes, she is real and I'm not making this up. For anyone asking how she functioned, I guess she was okay walking around with fungal nails and 1 shoe size above her normal. The nails kinda curved down so they'd fit snuggly into the shoe.


MonotheOrgoNerd

What in the world did I just read...


SatansSocks

That her feets are dog paws.


ShinOB1KinOB

That's disturbing


opposablethumbsup

Or a velociraptor


NotASequentkiller

Clever girl.


OurLadyOfTheChickens

That’s not petty, I may barf though


PaulBlartFleshMall

Really hot, incredibly sweet and smart. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up about minions.


SunshineF32

Reasonable


Cpt_Howl

She gave me a hug and a booger that was stuck to her nose got on my shirt and for some reason I never recovered. It's been 10 years and I still havent forgotten.


thinksotoo

Friend of mine saw that her boyfriend had a booger somewhere near his nose. He kissed her, and she realized that the booger was no longer there. So she decided to hug/cuddle for ten minutes rubbing her face against his t-shirt. Edit: My most upvoted comment is about someone's booger. Noice.


KrtekJim

I'd love it if you were talking about the same person


somniumx

My ex's name was Simone. She was studying business administration and had a horse. We broke up after she fucked another dude. I got over it, and met another girl. Her name was Simone. She was studying business administration and had a horse. Nope.


eljefino

I hope you find simone different.


Rob_T_Firefly

The second one was Simtwo.


FloAlla

Dude! That was the same person! Just with an attached moustache!


pinecity21

Had same name as a horrible ex / bothered me every time I said name


mackay11

I dated someone with my daughter’s name... there were other reasons for breaking up... but it always made me feel uncomfortable EDIT: Y’all need to find Jesus. No, I did not get her to call me “Daddy”


BeefPicklesCheddar

She smelled funny. Not bad. It clearly wasn't a case of not washing or anything like that. She just smelled... Weird. Couldn't get over it. Edit for clarification: I didn't know how to broach the whole "I like you and you're funny and smart and sex is great but you smell weird," so I just moved to a different country.


Shnoota

My husband (partner of maaaany years, highschool BFF) has always said that I smell exactly like a pizza lunchable. And he says it's not a bad thing. That at this point it's less like I smell like a lunchable, and more like the lunchable smells like /me/....and I will never know how to take this. Smh, smells are weird


iShark

My wife said she was having second thoughts after our first two dates because of a weird smell. Like not necessarily a deal breaker but close. Turns out it was a the jacket I was wearing. Nice Mountain Hardware techy fleece thing. Loved that jacket, but apparently it smelled just a tiny bit like soup. It went mysteriously missing on our third date, never to be seen again. To this day my wife denies any involvement in the disappearance, but I have my suspicions. We could have just tried... ya know... washing it? ... ^(To be clear, I definitely just lost it but it's fun to imply it was secretly thrown in the river in some elaborate scheme.)


New-Implement-7765

A smelly smell that smells...smelly


kitcat7898

Dude kissed me open mouthed with relaxed lips. Not meant as a make-out kiss that was a quick kiss. Just opened his mouth and smashed his face into mine then pulled back. Ew Edit: I ignore my notifications for like three days and my least insightful comment blows up XD. Thanks for all the love, this was really cool, I've never had anything get this many upvotes before.


spiggerish

It's like the dead fish handshake, but for kisses. You should've done it back. Just both flop against each others faces.


nickmuscle

Hot


kimmy-ac

My 7 month old kisses people like this


JPadgeBo

He only talked about his stock portfolios and his Mercedes. (We were both 26).


supermans_neighbour

I bet he runs youtube ads now, on (get rich fast like I did) while sitting in his same mercedes with sunglasses and a slightly oversized suit.


Valcutio

She had the same name as my mom. I just… couldn’t.


herculainn

Fine I'll write it "Martha!"


Grey_Waste

WhhY dID YoU WRItE ThAT NAAME?!!


IlPrincipeKaoz

I could not stand her smell. No, she didn't stink. But it was that "immune system does not match"- smell. I just could not get turned on, and the kisses felt like paper. Luckily, we handled this like grown-ups and are still friends.


kittiquel

And apparently hormonal birth control can muck with that immune system not matching super smelling sense too! I wonder how many marriages ultimately ended in divorce because a woman stopped birth control and couldn't stand the smell of her partner anymore


viraghpe

[Body odour and sexual attraction, it's pretty interesting] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attraction)


rahiq

I once stopped talking to a girl because she kept putting "..." everywhere in texts.


galaxyeyes47

It’s so ominous. “See you later….” “Have a nice day…”


second_runner_up

Ok…


edgeofchaos183

I see you met my mother… she uses them… all… the… time… makes me want to flip tables.


Austindj3

My mom is the same. I can’t even bring myself to do it as a joke, I hate it so much.


Jibbies92

Not me, but my friend once rejected a girl for not liking the band TOOL. And she was such a nice lady too! Edit: I wake up to 9,000 of you making puns that he is the TOOL.


xeraxia

As a Tool fan, that definitely sounds like a Tool fan, haha. What a terrible reason.


tomatoaway

*Did someone say Lateralus is the most underappreciated album of all time?* *No?* *Well anyway here's a 2 hour video of all the mathematical genius hidden in the tracks...*


PunchSploder

Not me, but a girl I hung out with in high school once dumped a boyfriend because she didn't like his socks. She's married with two kids now. Her husband's got mad sock game, obvi.


capt_b_b_

She knew what she wanted


peazley

She ate a banana sideways. Would hold it horizontally, peel it and take bites from the side.


Barnyard_Sodemy

Like corn on the cob? Would she eat corn on the cob long-ways?


ajollygoodyarn

I've seen this video on cornhub.


OKYesMyNameIsJill

That is Seinfeld level petty! “She’s a side-eater” “A side-eater?” “She eats a banana sideways like corn on the cob”


sylinmino

She ate her peas one at a time!


GalaxygirlWoW

the way he smelled, he smelled like cooking oil or something weird, and his whole house did. It was over powering. I couldn't do it.


Lima-lime

This scares me because I have a literal fear of what I smell like


hhmmm733

Fucking same! And since I had covid in January I still can’t really smell so I have to ask my girlfriend all the time. Or anytime we have guests over “does my house smell bad? I genuinely want to know so I can do something about it if it does.”


HalfPint2

He didn’t use pillowcases. He owned them but never actually put them on the pillows.


fizzywiggles

His name was Phil. My name is Lil.


blazingwhale

Lean into it, put a bow in your hair, both wear dungarees. It'll be fun.


La_Blanco_Queso

Chill out, Phil.


blazingwhale

Nuh uh Lillian!


TheLoneBlaziken

I was the one rejected, but the reason I was given was “I’ve been rejected a lot, I want to know what it feels like to reject someone.” Their best friend told me they were interested in me too


C0R0NA_CHAN

You definitely dodged a bullet there pal. Edit: Spelling mistake NVM.


Matthew0275

"I've suffered through enough emotional trauma that I want to start spreading my own"


suresher

Dated a guy who was color blind. He’d argue with me about the color blue-green even if I was the only person in the relationship who could actually SEE blue-green!!


WordSlinger1203

My husband used to drive me crazy with this shit. Took months for me to convince him he was actually colour blind!


half-squatch

My partner is colour blind and his mum refuses to believe it. Like, the guy can’t tell the difference between orange and green lolly snakes! What more proof do you need? ETA: lolly snakes are essentially jelly babies in snake shape.


disillusioned

My perpetually single friend has turned rejecting people into a bit of a sport. I'll Tinder for her, which is all sorts of amusing, but one day, I had actually met someone for lunch and thought "here's someone that's kind of her type, I wonder if she'd be interested!" I ended up pulling up his website and showing her some pictures of the guy. We get to about the sixth photo in, of two of his cats, in a treehouse. She explains "his cats look bratty." Yeah, well, that's why you're single. Still. Six years later.


SinglePringleMingle

I’m 18 but I look 13. I’ve talked with a quite promising guy online, I wanted to meet him. I told him that I look very young but I’m not underage, he knew that I was insecure about getting treated like a child. The first thing he said when he saw me was „I thought you were a little girl waiting for her mommy”, I tried to laugh it off but I made sure to tell him that I am an adult and that’s how he should treat me. Then he proceeded to treat me like a 13 year old for the whole meeting, so I acted like a 13 year old would and ghosted him


AdmiralPendeja

This dude was super sweet and had a lot of good qualities. He was a plumber and casually admitted to me that sometimes he will bite/clean his nails after work and taste the remnants of what he touched that day. I could not get over that and had to move on. Edit: a few people have mentioned it's not petty, but I feel like it is and I should probably expand on that. Things were really going great, like he said all the right things and he was a genuinely good person with similar interests. Up until the point he said that, I was considering moving forward with the relationship. Also, I see nail biting as a habit that could be changed, and even practicing better hygiene (which he mostly did, except for those damn nails). Once he said it, and he was serious, my views and feelings for him changed. It's just one thing that completely turned me off from him. And thanks for the funny comments, I'm at work and needed a good laugh!


King_Fuckface

What did I just read


LudusRex

What a terrible day to have eyes


kingofmoron

Right? Someone just passed up on mating with the toughest immune system in the galaxy. Our one shot at ubermensch offspring died that day.


Menutz

Plumbing is all fun and games when talking about pipes, and thinking of clean drinking water flowing through them, but when considering that most plumbing has to do with WASTE water and RAW SEWAGE, this has to be one of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard. Ever.


149162536496481

I think dookie water is the first thing most people think of when they think of plumbing


cherry_latte

He used too many exclamation points


qkathmandu

Top of the muffin to you!


raoulduke223

Every time i asked what she would like to do it was an annoying “I don’t knowwwwww”


PMyourfeelings

I also once stopped seeing a girl because I felt like I had to encourage her to make choices all the time. I think autonomy and initiative/sensation seeking are super attractive character traits, and I couldn't imagine being with someone who doesn't possess those traits. Edit: typo


wormholetrafficjam

It wasn’t just about her nose, or the way she spoke.. but something about the combination of the two that I couldn’t get past. All things considered, she dodged a bullet big time.


kneel23

haha the realization when you ditch someone and know you just did them a HUGE favor :'(


polywha

We had promised to see the same movie together and when I showed up to go see the film they had already seen it.


reorem

Not dating, but I had a friend with whom I saw all major Marvel films while they were in theaters, all the way to Infinity War. When I asked if he wanted to go see Endgame, he said he saw it with some other friends and didn't feel like going again. This was never a tradition we explicitly made, but I still felt a bit betrayed. A ten year journey and he ditched me at the last mile.


landofthebeez

Bruh that's fucked. Great you guys stayed friends for 10 years though.


sluttypidge

I'm upfront about this with most of the guys I date. Nine times out of ten I've already seen the movie with my grandfather.


LilGoughy

An acceptable reason


Krakenstandoff

The tip of her nose would faintly wiggle up and down when she talked. I could barely pay attention to what she was saying because I was fixated on her wiggling nose.


Cousin_Carl

She doesn’t drink water


woozie147

Ronaldo would be proud of you.


Cousin_Carl

AGUA


Uncle_Baconn

Went on a first date with someone that was out of my league. Couldn't believe my luck! On our way to dinner, everything was going fine and the conversation was flowing. She seemed really into me. Suddenly she screamed at me to stop the car. Not pull over, stop right here *right now* immediately in the suicide lane of a 4 lane major road. Just before I came to a complete stop in the middle of this busy road, she opened the passenger door and tried to jump out. If a cop saw all this it probably looked like she was escaping a kidnapping. She jumped out of the car and played Frogger across two lanes of traffic, and I sat there stunned with my passenger door hanging open into traffic. A few seconds later, she came running back with something under her arm. I couldn't see what it was in the mirror. She had a huge smile on her face and as she climbed back into the car she squealed with delight as she showed me what it was. A fucking hubcap. She said it was to commemorate our first date, and that we could share custody of it. I could have it first. That was our first and last date.


theghostsofvegas

I’m now imagining her doing something similar after every first date, like that’s just her move.


jsking912

You kept the hubcap though right?


Blobfishgamer88

Of course he did, he’s not a psycho. Right OP?


Sprmodelcitizen

That’s some manic pixie dream girl shit right there.


NotAllOwled

"She's so quirky and spontaneous! And unstable! And dangerously impulsive! And frighteningly oblivious to important details of situations such as highway traffic! I'M IN LOVE"


BUTTCHEF

her name was one letter off from my mom's i love this whole thread, every one reads like the b-plot of a seinfeld episode


nardenarden

I dated someone with the exact same name as my mum. Let me tell you you spared yourself A LOT of jokes.


[deleted]

Really nice guy... looked just like my dads old high school photos. Couldn’t get past it.


OlderAndTired

Ha! I broke up with a guy after my now Sister-in-law saw a picture of him and said he looked like my brother, whom she was dating at the time.


[deleted]

We spent our first date browsing various record shops in Manhattan and Greenwich Village. I took him to my favorite ones. I told him what Elton John album I thought was best. He disagreed and was adamant I was dead wrong. He was going to a party at his brother's after and didn't believe in subways (as his dad had died in 9/11). The party was 100 blocks away in Brooklyn. Decided to walk him to the party despite having mild asthma and severe post nasal drip. Once there at the door he decided it wouldn't work out because he couldn't put our differences aside. His last words were, "Do you really believe Honky Chateau is his best work?" Of course I do. He had this horrified disgusted face on and said, "Yeah, no. That's just wrong. Not gonna work out since you have poor taste." Literally got rejected over Honky Chateau, but it's okay. My FIL thinks that album is the hottest shit.


cleveland_leftovers

Forgive me for being daft, but what is the correlation between 9/11 and subways? Also you’re spot on with Elton.


[deleted]

His dad died in the North Tower and he works in a big office now. Why his fear turned into a fear of subways is beyond me.


QualitySeycoTimepiec

I dated a girl who loved Elton John. Did you know Benny and the jets topped the r&b charts when it came out? She cheated on me.


flowerpotss

i’m in love with the structure of this comment


HELLFIRECHRIS

The 9/11 thing is weird for me, I mean planes trains and cars were destroyed by the attacks, did he refuse to use all of them ?


[deleted]

I don't think so because according to his Reddit account (why I still remember it years later is beyond me) he is very active in a Volkswagon Jetta sub. He also moved to Maryland so I assume he drove down there or something. He also traveled recently to Disney with his wife and kids. He had to have flown.


HELLFIRECHRIS

I mean cars I could see ignoring because they weren’t the focus of the attacks and it’s real hard to avoid them, but planes !?


Gomichi

She didn’t like my new haircut


24K_AP_Magic

Damn, even after you got rid that yee yee ass haircut


CarrollGrey

I broke things off once because of the size of her teeth. They were tiny compared to the size of her mouth. It shouldn't have been an issue, but it creeped me out. I don't know why, but it was one of those things that I couldn't ignore and gradually became the only thing I could see. Grown woman with a mouth full of baby teeth... just weird


markitfuckinzero

I have a friend who is the king of breaking up with women for petty reasons like this. I think he may have rejected a girl for her teeth size. He left a perfectly beautiful and sweet woman once because her skin was too pale. Another time it was a potential mate's feet that bothered him. I ran into him at a brewery and he was on a date with a beautiful girl that was dark skinned and dark haired (so the pale issue wouldn't be a thing) and as I'm standing at their table chatting I notice her hand wraps almost completely around her pint glass. Very large hands for a woman. Wouldn't be a big deal for me, but I knew she was doomed in regards to a relationship with this guy.


Pricklypots

He said he never washed his butt because it would be "gay" to touch his own ass. After that moment all I ever saw when I looked at him was poop. He was literally a walking turd. Never dropped someone so fast in all my life.


bumapples

Fuck, I'd love to hear his mental gymnastics every time he had a wank


TacticoolFudd

She would call me every single day like 2 minutes after I clocked out from work. I asked her several times to just give me an hour before she called. Let me get home first. I had a 45 minute drive home that was my decompression time, blast the radio and get over the days bs. She couldn't do it. That hour was to much to ask "but I couldn't wait to hear your voice!" So I broke it off. My friends tell me that's incredibly petty. I feel like she can't respect simple boundaries and it will be a big problem later.


behv

Boundaries definitely aren’t petty


next_right_thing

It would be petty if you dumped her simply for calling, without talking to her about it and setting the boundary. But someone ignoring your clear and reasonable boundaries isn't petty. You should be really proud of yourself for holding to that and prioritizing your needs.


1_weirdo_1

yeah, not petty


mrwhoisthatdude

I got rejected because I was a Libra.


SmokinPolecat

JuSt ViRgO tHiNgS


raescope

If they reject you for being 'sign' they'll also excuse all their shitty behaviour by being "other sign"


gamepowerbo

*stabs five poeple* "oh sorry judge im a aqaurius"


fuckface69dude

He just couldn’t/wouldn’t understand menstruation. I explained it to him as best I could, he had 5 sisters, we were 16/17 years old!


WrackspurtsNargles

I wasn't with a guy yet, but really liked him. I was super put off and lost interest when he asked 'why don't we just sit on the toilet and let it all out at once instead of wearing pads' and then REFUSED to listen to my explanation of how periods actually work because it was 'gross'. Like, I can forgive ignorance to some extent, but I can't forgive refusal to learn


symmetryfairy

Yikes. That's like saying "why don't you just do all of your peeing/pooping for the week on one day and get it over and done with."


TrueAidooo

Really wish I could do this. Like a sloth


Megustavdouche

I love that this guy really thought he cracked the code. He knew more than the millions of women using pads.


proactivepistachio

She moned like I was butchering her with a knife no matter what I did when having sex. Slow, fast, it souded super fake and was a huge turnoff. Even tried to go off rhythm to test her... screams all the way.


MilesDaMonster

Similar situation. We would have sex at my house, couldn’t get her to stop screaming no matter what. At her house, she would be silent and say “I have neighbors.” Honestly thought that was extremely disrespectful and fake.


Additional_Ad1054

He didnt have soap at his apt. Even by the 3rd date, no soap anywhere at his place, no dish soap even. He never smelled or anything, but just weirded me out.


Richard_D_Glover

Perhaps he licked himself clean and rinsed the saliva off. Could work.


Alpha_Lima

Thanks. I hate it.


CaffeinatedHBIC

By the 3rd date I would be like "I have to use your bathroom" then ask where they keep their handsoap due to needing to wash my hands. Hell, get milkshakes, spill some down your hand, ask for soap. I would be too curious to end it without knowing.


JadowArcadia

Yeah what OP didn't see was the hidden closet filled to the brim with alphabetically organised, high quality soaps.


Echinod

Made from the bodies of his previous victims.


throwitallaway112143

He’d just talk on his earphones and say “We got burned. It’s time”.


opposablethumbsup

“Will there be soap next visit? Find out in the next episode of the soap ‘where is the soap.’”


Broke_Trickster

maybe he hid his precioussss soap


mrfreeze2000

My brother had a roommate who would “bathe” and get ready for work in like 3 minutes. My brother couldn’t believe anyone could bathe that fast, so he hid his soap one day just to see. For two weeks straight, the dude would go into the bathroom to take a bath and be out in 5 minutes, no questions asked about the soap. That was still fine until he told my brother that not only did he take a bath in those 5 minutes, but also took a dump. No soap anywhere


Ornery_Pumpkin_8691

First day he visited my apt he opened the kitchen cabinet without asking, saw my kids vitamins and said ooh gummies! And started to shove them In his mouth


SuchRuin

There’s a whole sub-category of hood memes that involve dating single mothers and eating all their kids fruit snacks and drinking their caprisuns. Edit: well, didn’t expect this to blow up or so many people interested in these memes. Check out hoodville on IG. That’s where I’ve seen a lot of them.


my_circus

His mum went away for a week and he reheated a lasagne, took a slice out and put it back in the fridge. He did this every night, reheating the entire lasagne each time. Surprisingly he didn’t get food poisoning, but I just couldn’t handle that. He was so nice, but just not the smartest guy.


sakura_gasaii

I had an ex who i asked to put a pizza in the oven, and he did. I took a bite out of it when it was done and realised he'd left the plastic film on and itd melted into the pizza (i thought it was just weird cheese at first.) He then blamed me for making him cook "poor people food" that he didnt know how to cook, cos his mum apparently didnt buy that stuff. His mum did buy that stuff cos id talked to her about food recommendations before, the reason he didnt know is cos his mum cooks every meal for him and he never sees it before its finished 😓 he assumed she makes everything from scratch.


Torger083

The “poor people food” bit would have been it for me. Zero tolerance for that kind of elitism.


sakura_gasaii

It was that and the comments on my flat being too small, complaining i didnt have the food he likes but not taking the initiative to go get some food himself etc. He was supposed to visit over the weekend but had come late due to laziness, and so i was at uni all day while he was at the flat, and whilst i was at uni all he did was lay in bed 🙁 i dont think he ate at all until id returned, despite my telling him to help himself, and there being many shops nearby


got_the_ging

He didn't want a partner - he wanted a mommy.


succista

I touched his arm and it reminded me of boiled chicken. Expected it to fall of the bone.


thewandtheywant

I once left a date because she had a 'live love laugh' sign at her living room wall


otterteadrinker

He drove slower than a snail, often on the left lane.


su_shakaran

He thought dinosaurs were faked by scientists trying to steer people away from religion.


fja203

He would only walk on tiptoes. No medical reason, just tiptoed about like a burglar in a cartoon. Edit: To everyone saying they feel called out, the person getting called out is me. It’s a petty reason to reject someone.


arual_x

My exSIL has this. But for her, it’s a problem with the length of the tendons in her calves. She has to permanently wear heeled shoes, even around the house, because it’s more comfortable that having to tiptoe. The corrective stuff she had as a kid just never took and now she’s stuck like this for life unless she has surgery that would leave her unable to walk for months.


ben0318

My ex wife was like this, too. Horrific car wreck, legs were uneven post surgery. Heels were the only thing that she could walk well in, which looked goofy when we were hiking and stuff, but it made her comfy, so w/e


flotsamflora

For a split second I had a hilarious mental image of a lady hiking in stilettos, before I remembered heeled boots exist


ben0318

You were closer the first time, and it was indeed hilarious


marginalizedmustard

No matter what evidence I presented even if I went and bought a snake skeleton, she would never believe that snakes had bones.


han7nah

But they're so round, no way they have bones.


is_it_controversial

>But they're so round The most uroboric creatures I've ever seen.


AdvocateSaint

You'd have to kill a snake right in front of her


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Slimcognito808

Imagine asking a dog if they wanna go for a walk and they just shrug with indifference because they know they're about to be carried around the block.


RoundTwoElectric

I like to think it was a great dane


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Or a mastiff


jslice4ever

What's even the point then? Lmao


Pohtate

"Just gonna take the dog for a carry love"


coldtoastpls

Instead of asking what "music" I liked he said "what are your favorite bangers?" at that moment I realized I had matched with him on tinder 2 years earlier and unmatched after he said that the first time.


JoeKnoSay

Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous test to answer one simple question... is it a banger?


sunshinepickaxe

I ordered water with my meal on a first date... apparently that’s boring


purpulary

They texted me “Hewwow” instead of hi


FlyingSpaceBanana

I got irritated just reading that.


Wolfess_Moon

See also, people who text with a stutter: "H-hewwo! H-how are y-you today...?" I fucken hate that. Edit: my most rated comment is about something that irritates me. I'm not sure how I feel.


RebornTurtleMaster

Doing this unironically is just... 🤢


wwwHttpCom

I'm just discovering now this is even a thing lol


synapse-dynamics

Hooked up with a girl next door once. She had some similar tastes in music to me, and her favourite hobby was singing and playing guitar. But she couldn’t sing to save her life, and had a serious pair of lungs on her The walls were paper thin and every time I’d arrive home she’d suddenly pick up her guitar and start singing some of my favourite songs painfully loud (I assume in an attempt grab my attention that she was home too), and it was too agonising hearing some of my favourite songs being ruined by her wailing deafeningly-loud voice. I didn’t want to be rude and couldn’t exactly tell her to stop singing, so I had to just tell her I wasn’t interested. She quietened down and stopped making my eardrums bleed using my favourite songs after that. Felt like an asshole but I had to preserve my sanity.


mommyOG

He would text without using vowels and it drove me up the fucking wall.


floppyvajoober

Wh rly nds vwls nywy, vrythng mks ngh sns wtht thm, ths s spr ptty


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yorcharturoqro

He thought Vikings were mythical creatures created by Hollywood, then talked about how this TV show Tudors was interesting and not knowing that Henry viii was a real king, although I do understand that the TV show is not faithful to history at 100% Also he stated that math was not real, because one apple is not the same as other apple and how math can explain that. Basically too ignorant way too ignorant, it was complicated to have a decent conversation.