Pistachio, almost broke a tooth
Coconuts did break my teeth, thrown right at my face, kinda turned me on
My best nut was the first time my current partner gave me a wake-up blowjob. Imagine waking up hard and horny but with your morning wood inside of an eager mouth with lots of tongue action. And finishing it off with some deepthroat action.
That was my reaction as well at first.
Japanese peanut (candy) hard as hell. When I finally cracked it, it stabbed thru my gum to my jawbone
Aside from the nut comments, mine was when I was a bartender in my early 20’s. I covered a day shift for a guy and I rarely worked day shift. I worked with a server that I, obviously, rarely worked with as she was a day server. We went out for a drink after working together and getting along great, and one drink turned into three then back to my place and we ended up fucking on and off all night. I had some drinks in me so I was having a little trouble finishing, and, when I finally busted at about 2 am, I let loose a load you only dream of after not cumming for weeks. We weren’t using condoms (she was on the pill, I know, not the smartest but I was young then) and I pulled out and just drenched her boobs. Chin to belly button. It was awesome.
Best was when I shot her in the eye ,shooting from her waist.
Almonds make me want to throwup. Pecans are awesome.
A long time ago, I met up with a woman I met online. Went to her place, we talked about it and we were gonna hook up.
Things progress great. She's blindfolded, hands bound above her head, butt up on a pillow and I'm putting it in her butt.
I'm going at it and I'm like.. what's that smell?
She had diarrhoea. It had leaked out and began pooling, condom spared me from getting her poop on me.
She was mortified. Had a shower. Ended up giving me an apology blowjob and we never spoke again.
That is unbelievably vile. Maybe keep it stories like this to yourself from here on out?
Poster asked for worst. And you didn't have to read it.
Omg you’re right what was I thinking?
Hope I killed your horny. Haha.
Peanuts, I’m allergic to them
Almonds are pretty bad