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What would you do if your dying neighbor asked you to sleep with his wife?

What would you do if your dying neighbor asked you to sleep with his wife?

thememekingofky

Alright, thats it, I've had enough internet for the day.


Myeloman

I only just recently found this sub, is this what I can expect the bulk of posts to be? 🙄


der_ray

No, askboys is leaking


Myeloman

Oh my, sounds awful. Is that contagious?


gckman915

No, this post is not the norm


Myeloman

Thanks. i was beginning to wonder…


Valzar1954

No, but the humour in some of the responses to this idiotic question is very common. It can be one of the funniest subs on reddit.


CarltheWellEndowed

I would send him a link to my wife's favorite vibrator.


6ft6btw

I think there was a movie about this. After they fucked, they'd murder the 'lucky' guy. Might as well give it a go. 2 birds one stone.


Mike29401

Practice ethical non-monogamy so if interested, it’s just another day of some discussion, consent from all parties, then hammer her relentlessly.


the_average_retard

I'd say "that's ok mate, I've been doing it for years"


dougiebgood

Something tells me this wouldn't happen. If they were in an open, relationship, either polyamorous or just non-monogamous, they'd likely be a part of a community and know not to ask someone who they don't know the lifestyle of.


TomRCFBH

if you need to ask, dont do it. In reality, maybe a scam and blackmail, beware Rather pay a hooker to have sex than do it with high risk


Raien-B

Nah. No matter the issues we go through, I love my girlfriend and plan to marry her in the next year or so. Attractive or not, that's not a partnership. That said, I'll tell him to talk to my other neighbor. She's got like 9 boyfriends and 3 girlfriends.


AZTinstar

"Black Dynamite is a common name!"


Blackdynamite013

👍


GOOSEBOY78

danger danger will robinson: red flag, red flag.


justfukinwitchu

Ask her for a sti test. Then bang away


observantpariah

Sometimes you just gotta give back.


3Shotz

I got a girl.. so nah


ilikemyface3

I'd say no. Attractive or not I'm not fucking some Rando for free.


Depleet

I aint gonna dip my dick in daddys ashes before dicking down his wife.


Plastic_Employment_4

What sort of sick make a wish is this


gnarlyoldman

Depends on whether the wife finds me attractive and I find her attractive, and a bunch of other factors.


Rxton

It's up to her, not him.


FilthyCasualTrader

OP, I think you know what you want to do. You just want someone else to validate. I’m not gonna judge. You do you.


Magicman2012

No, the guy asked him to do his wife not masturbate


ihavetenpotatoes

Who is coming up with all these hypotheticals?