What would you do if your dying neighbor asked you to sleep with his wife?
By - Blackdynamite013
Alright, thats it, I've had enough internet for the day.
I only just recently found this sub, is this what I can expect the bulk of posts to be? 🙄
No, askboys is leaking
Oh my, sounds awful. Is that contagious?
No, this post is not the norm
Thanks. i was beginning to wonder…
No, but the humour in some of the responses to this idiotic question is very common. It can be one of the funniest subs on reddit.
I would send him a link to my wife's favorite vibrator.
I think there was a movie about this.
After they fucked, they'd murder the 'lucky' guy.
Might as well give it a go.
2 birds one stone.
Practice ethical non-monogamy so if interested, it’s just another day of some discussion, consent from all parties, then hammer her relentlessly.
I'd say "that's ok mate, I've been doing it for years"
Something tells me this wouldn't happen. If they were in an open, relationship, either polyamorous or just non-monogamous, they'd likely be a part of a community and know not to ask someone who they don't know the lifestyle of.
if you need to ask, dont do it.
In reality, maybe a scam and blackmail, beware
Rather pay a hooker to have sex than do it with high risk
Nah. No matter the issues we go through, I love my girlfriend and plan to marry her in the next year or so.
Attractive or not, that's not a partnership.
That said, I'll tell him to talk to my other neighbor. She's got like 9 boyfriends and 3 girlfriends.
"Black Dynamite is a common name!"
danger danger will robinson: red flag, red flag.
Ask her for a sti test. Then bang away
Sometimes you just gotta give back.
I got a girl.. so nah
I'd say no. Attractive or not I'm not fucking some Rando for free.
I aint gonna dip my dick in daddys ashes before dicking down his wife.
What sort of sick make a wish is this
Depends on whether the wife finds me attractive and I find her attractive, and a bunch of other factors.
It's up to her, not him.
OP, I think you know what you want to do. You just want someone else to validate. I’m not gonna judge. You do you.
No, the guy asked him to do his wife not masturbate
Who is coming up with all these hypotheticals?